Mangled DocumentThe Mangler http://www.geocities.com/rocketshipperwizard/prodigal5.html Mangle another page James and set Ash was on Gary and Epona Today, That's what's wrong with Miya! I think she'll be fine once she gets warmed up and stroked Charms's velvety cream-colored fur. Gary affirmed. Quentin arched James. And we mean that!" Judith added. "We love Gary reached up and down and throw a tantrum. "I want ten cheeeeeeeeseburgers!" Ash shouted. He began to jump up and down and scratched behind the cat's ears. Sam, and Devon as well. "So, how Eric tensed. Rose hugged her father more tightly than ever. Ash jumped up from his table and brought them some menus, along with a bowl of nacho chips with salsa. "Are you ready to order?" Everybody picked up her menu and looked over at the toy store, the two families had finished up our Christmas shopping, and Quentin and Judith turned and saw a black limousine pulling into the air. "That's it. I'm calling the manager." Ash ignored her and kept wondering why he couldn't read the dialogue. I heard horror-stories about how jealous you was gonna be dat he'd caught all dose new pokemon!" he cheered. He struck a dramatic pose. "No need to thank me, everybody. I am Ash Ketchum and how Jessie and Arwen were nearly falling out of Black Bart's Cave about seven or eight more times!" "And after that, let's go on the Rio Grande flume ride!" Sam suggested. "And then we can certainly take care of it, son." "That's okay, dad. Meowth replied. "Eric and Rose almost four years ago...especially the part about Eric trying to catch these pokemon!" The cashier frowned right back. "Sir, those aren't pokemon -- they're the McDonaldland toys from his Happy Meals were real pokemon and challenged my parents to a battle...and threw a tantrum when he used to live in Viridian City, there was a guy named Noober Noober, who was still shaking. For the next few minutes, Delia tried to attack the children?! He's even more of a fine wine or cheese -- he ordered ten Mighty Kids Meal bags and produced the Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and Birdie because he thought they were having trouble carrying them all! James shook his hand. "Sounds wonderful. Have a happy Thanksgiving, guys." James shook his head and laughed, too. "Jeezus. Ash gets more and more stupid and obnoxious as time went on, and he ended up ripping the head off of his dirty blue vest and struck a dramatic pose. "No need to thank me, everybody. I am Ash Ketchum and how sadistic he'd been in his father's footsteps and became the Pallet Town village idiot. I actually met him in person once when I was a real Pikachu -- it was gray. "It's okay, kitty," Miya repeated as she watched the children piled out of Black Bart's Cave, and snickered. "Ol' Ash definitely carries on that proud Noober tradition of wandering through life with his car! James, and Gary Devon went to their table. Once they were all at the children, who were coming out of the Jeep and raced to his friend's side. Gary leaned down and throw a tantrum. "I want ten MIGHTY KIDS MEALS with CHEESEBURGERS! Cheeseburgers RULE!!!" came the reply. Quentin and Judith had always been mortified that their only child had taken up a life of crime, but now that they knew he'd only joined because Jessie had been born into the playroom, he caught sight of the restaurant. "I coulda gone through Black Bart's Cave first -- we're gonna wanna go through there about seven or eight more times!" "And after that, let's go have some lunch?" he suggested. Quentin nodded. "Good idea." "Where do you say we check out some of the restaurant. Suddenly, his eyes went wide. "You're kidding!" "I kid you not." "How did this happen?" "Apparently, when the kids to have dinner at Casa Bonita was her idea, too. Jessie, James, and Meowth had taught himself to talk and befriended the two families had finished exchanging pleasantries. "I don't feel that different, to tell you the truth," Gary answered. She then wrapped it Ash jumped up from the table, however, two more Aztec pyramid!" said Charms. "Kitten, the burros are about four times the size of a game of Candy Land, and Ash tried ta eat the game pieces and the children piled out of the Mighty Kids Meals and tried to attack the children?! Quentin Rocket killed my Pikachu, and I want a new evolution for Wobbuffet, just like this clown thing is a little much?" Delia Ketchum asked her son. "But moooommmm, I'm huuuuuuungry!" Ash whined. Jessie placed her hands on their shoulders. "Just like lunch at McDonald's while we were at the cut-outs. Rocket members. Quentin and Judith had reconciled with James. The two of them had bought a complete moron, like Ash, ta not be able ta find dis place!" Meowth snickered. Judith added. "I figured," James chuckled. "So you two are in order," James continued. "Mom, dad, these are our friends, Gary and Arwen, meet my parents, Quentin and Judith. There were so shocked by Ash's behavior that all words failed them. At length, the cashier finally returned with their order, Delia took her three days to find his way out. "But I'm trying to catch the McDonaldland characters because he thought dey was real candy!" "Oh, my god!" he gasped. I had gone to Pallet to visit Sam and Devon. Gary and Arwen hugged each other. "You take care," they said in unison. Zone, James, Meowth, and I had gone to Pallet to visit Sam and Devon. Gary and Arwen hugged each other. As the families finished saying their good-byes and went to the Poke-Mart?" Ash asked as Miya left the restaurant, Jessie rubbed her temples and buried her face in her hands. Quentin and Judith to McDonald's for lunch. Apparently, Ash and Delia were out doing some shopping too, because they showed up at the children, who were coming out of the Woodson family doing their Christmas shopping! Ash wasn't listening to a battle...and threw a tantrum when he and Gary Devon went to their cars, Miya caught a glimpse of movement from the undead spirit of Queen South Park , in case anybody is wondering. hehe) And another special thanks to Shigeru1313. Jessie replied. "Sounds like the chicken soft tacos, Meowth added. "Not to mention Miya left the restaurant, Jessie rubbed I recall correctly, Noober had wandered onto the Oaks' property because he thought he was on his shoulder. "Well, for what it's worth, we're sorry we never brought you, too." This made Rose smile again. Noober Noober -- he ordered ten Mighty Kids Meals and tried to calm Ash down...but once again, he ignored her and continued throwing poke balls from his Happy Meals were real pokemon away when your license was revoked because you were right, James -- we've certainly never been to this place!" Quentin remarked as the mighty Moltres, how Jessie, James, and their sons, Sam and Devon. Noober Noober going to have dinner with us. Jessie's grandma and grandpa Woodson brought me here a couple more guests!" "Really?" he asked. I bet this bird is a reference to her temple. "Oh, no." Gary smirked. "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Ash is related to them." "Yeah. I think that's what I'll have, too." She looked back at Quentin and Judith Woodson." "It's so very nice to meet you," Judith said as Arwen shifted Devon to her parents, however, his Mac extra value meals...super-sized, of course! And I think she'll be fine once she gets warmed up and down and scratched behind the counter (though she looked much older, since all of my stories, I've gotta give a big thanks to Shigeru1313. Miya told them. "We He's even They realized that he was illiterate, so he always been mortified that their only child had taken up a life of crime, but now that they knew he'd only joined because Jessie had been born into the computer. Eric (they'd also gotten a kick out of hearing about the misadventures Meowth and Wobbuffet had had, babysitting Eric and Rose almost four years ago...especially the part about Eric trying to steal food, but you're not gonna get away with it! She put her arms around James. "Daddy, I'm Meowth laughed. Gary shook his head up his ass. Gary's arm and perched on his arm. "I'll take care of you. I promise." "What kind of hard to get together!" Jessie remarked. Quentin and Judith exchanged confused looks. "What's going on?" Before Jessie or James could reply, one of each flavor McFlurry, and a strawberry fruit and yogurt parfait from the tree, ya know!" Meowth laughed. Rose from Jessie and James being attacked by rival Rockets Bonnie and Clyde in the mall's food court. Thanks again for bringing us here -- we In addition to the Meowth. The cat was shivering and looked over at Sam, Eric, and Sam, he thought dey was real candy!" "Oh, my god! Ash was following in his dealings with them than any "wrongdoing" on their shoulders. "Just like lunch at McDonald's while we were waiting for lunch?" Rose asked. Gary's birthday, and he soon began to jump up and down and scratched behind the cat's ears. Meowth chortled. As Ash and Delia left the alley James agreed. Presently, a waitress brought them some menus, along with a bowl of nacho chips and dipped it into the McDonald's in the food court. Eric, and Rose. "And it looks like you did, honey." Ash grinned and snatched the toys from his mother. Ash and Delia were out doing some shopping too, because they showed up at Gary. "When the twerp got the prizes outta his Mighty Kid Meals, he even bragged about how he always been mortified that their only child had taken up a life of crime, but now that they knew he'd only joined because Jessie had been getting in some early Christmas shopping, and Quentin shook hands. James, and Gary Devon went to the cashier. "....And a Chicken McGrill value meal with no mayo and a scraggly beard was with her. Forest because of Ash's selfishness Your order will be ready in about forty-five minutes," the waitress gets back, will you let her know that I'll have me a hot fudge sundae for dessert!" Charms exclaimed. Delia sighed. She walked up to the counter. "I'll have what you and Miya are having," Judith answered. Woodson will be ready in about forty-five minutes," the waitress told them. "My parents met Ash's parents at McDonald's all those years ago!" "No kidding!" said James. Oak's radio show filled them with pride. And Sunday, they'd seen their son's home and property, and Allison the way they did." Arwen smiled. "They're heroes!" James blushed. "And modest, too," Gary chuckled. "I certainly do," came his reply. I'm huuuuuuungry!" Ash whined. "You don't want to order, Mc-what, now? Is he some kind of hard to get together!" Jessie remarked. "I'm kind of pokemon? James placed a hand to her I'm not all that surprised that Ash is related to the silent movies, too, or them movin' pitchur shows , as he watched Ash continue to be kidding!" Arwen gasped. I actually met him in an embrace. He raised an eyebrow. "Who are the Noobers, love?" he asked. MINE!!!!!" Ash shouted. The cashier entered Meowth smiled at her. As Miya drew closer, she saw that it was gray. "It's okay, kitty," Miya repeated Ash, he was in Team Rocket! When he screeched TEAM ROCKET!!! at the top of his lungs, we were at the top of his lungs, we were kids, I heard that his mom brought him here for Christmas." Gary smiled and held out his hand. Ash shouted. The cashier threw her hands on their part.) They'd enjoyed hearing about Jessie's family, how she and James had fallen in love and become a couple, how Meowth had arranged for Jessie and James being attacked by rival Rockets Bonnie and Clyde in the Arbor Forest because of Ash's selfishness and cruelty had them roaring Delia took her son by the arm. "Come Arwen gasped. I'm sad ta say," Meowth Miya, and Eric were about to get up from the corner of her parents' encounter with Ash Ketchum from the town of Pallet -- the apple don't fall far from the tree, ya know!" Meowth laughed. Ash. "Excuse me, Arwen. "Yeah," Gary agreed. "Seeing my friends happy makes me happy...and I can't tell you how I became friends with Vivien's parents, Gary and Arwen on the most straightforward routes!" Meowth snickered. James continued. "Mom, dad, why don't Quentin and Judith exchanged confused looks. "What's going on?" Before Jessie or James could reply, one of the attractions while we wait for our dinner?" Gary grinned. "Sounds like a plan to me!" @->->- "Yeah! Judith inquired as they all entered the restaurant. "Mommy, can Eric and Rose was playin' outside with dere friend, Sam, and who should show up at Gary. "When the twerp got the prizes outta his Mighty Kid Meals, he even bragged about how he always made a big surprise for me to have grandparents...and for me to have dinner at Casa Bonita was her idea, too. "What are you going to spoil those kids rotten," he sighed. "And why shouldn't we?" Judith countered. "After all, we have anything to say about it!" Meowth smiled at her. "But I'm trying to catch these pokemon!" The cashier entered the order into the air. "That's it. I'm calling the manager." Ash ignored her and kept wondering why he couldn't catch the three new pokemon first! I heard. He sometimes went to the silent movies is a reference to her temple. "Oh, no." Gary smirked. "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Ash caused a scene just like that time stupid Gary ran over my Bayleef with his head and sighed. "Mom, dad, why don't we take those toys out to the Meowth. The cat was shivering and looked as if she can't, she can always take it home in Pallet," Delia reminded him. Parents by Cori Falls @->->- Chapter 5 -- Surprises James whistled. "Wow! What did he do this time?" "What, indeed," James muttered back. "Mom, after lunch can we go play, since we didn't get to at lunch?" she asked. James gave everybody's order to go," she told the cashier. "Yes, as a matter of fact, they did. Woodson!" said Sam. "Tank you," Devon echoed. Arwen smiled and took off her denim jacket. She then began making her way towards the alley and rejoined her family. "And is it okay?" James wanted to know. "It's a surprise. Let's just say it's somewhere you've probably never been before!" @->->- "Well, you were always making them attack people, remember?" Ash hadn't been listening to his mother. While she was reprimanding him, he was in Team Rocket! I know how momma and daddy must've felt when they ran into him sometimes when he finds out about this!" "Yeah. I'm sure he'll be devastated," Meowth chortled. As Ash and Delia left the yard and wandered onto the Oaks' property because he thinks they're some new kind of hard to get lost!" Quentin replied. "You take care," they said to Quentin I'd like the bean and cheese enchilada platter, and the children chorused. Thanksgiving tomorrow?" James inquired, James concluded. Arwen's dove-gray eyes sparkled. "That is wonderful, James! We're so happy for you!" Gary nodded. "Yeah. My prawns were delicious, and the "fake" wedding that Meowth had taught himself to talk and befriended the two families had finished exchanging pleasantries. Is he some kind of parents I always felt bad that you never had a choice about what to do with their lives, they respected the choices he'd made. James shook his head and RIGHT!!! I caught three new pokemon first! Well, you can't have them! They're mine, mine, MINE!!!!!" Ash shouted. The cashier threw her hands on their part.) They'd enjoyed hearing about Jessie's family, how she and James had rescued his Donphan, and James's Haiku reading on Professor Oak's radio show filled them with pride. Vanilla Coke." Jessie licked her lips. "That sounds good, Miya! I think that's what I'll have, too." She looked again and saw a black limousine pulling into the computer. Judith remarked as the Oaks and the Woodsons left the restaurant. When Jessie and James saw who they were, they took the children busy by taking them to FAO Schwarz. The two of them, how they'd become friends with Vivien's parents, Gary and tried to catch these pokemon!" The cashier threw her hands up into the parking lot of the Hamburglar because he thought dey was real candy!" "Oh, my God! Mr. Mime, Wobbuffet, and Pidgeot evolutions." Delia opened a few of the newcomers spoke. "What would you like for lunch, poopie-kins?" "I want ten cheeeeeeeeseburgers!" Ash shouted. The cashier entered the restaurant. Suddenly, his eyes went wide. "AUGH!!!!! It's TEAM ROCKET!!!!!!" he screamed. Jessie, James, and Meowth had also told them all about their days as Team Rocket members. Quentin and Judith. "What about you, but I don't know about you, but I don't think the kids were playing together on Saturday afternoon, Eric left the alley and rejoined her family. James smirked. "You're not going to have lunch?" After a moment, the Bayleef?" "Yes, poopie-kins. Now let's go have some lunch?" he suggested. Quentin nodded. "Good idea." "Where do you say we check out some of the Jeep and greeted Gary, Arwen, Sam & Dev would order for dinner), she also gave me some inspiration. The scene where Judith Jessie. "And a chicken burro," said Charms. "Wow! This really does look like a shiny Wobbuffet, poopie-kins, that's Grimace," Delia corrected him. City Mall. Today was Gary's birthday, and they were so shocked by Ash's behavior that all words failed them. At length, the cashier replied. She gave the Woodsons left the yard and wandered onto my parents' estate. I think I'm gonna have one a dem Big Mac extra value meals...super-sized, of course! Ash exclaimed. "And I bet this bird is a little much?" Delia Ketchum asked her son. Eric cheered as the Oaks and the lettuce wrap fajita platter with grilled mahi mahi for our families to get up from his Happy Meals were real pokemon and challenged my parents and I had finished up our Christmas shopping, and Quentin and Judith Woodson." "It's so very nice to meet you," Judith said as Arwen shifted Devon to her parents, however, his expression shifted to Jessie, and Meowth had also told them all about their days as Team Rocket members. Quentin and Judith turned and saw a woman in her early fifties standing at the cardboard cut-out of the restaurant. Team Rocket members. Quentin and Judith to McDonald's for lunch. Apparently, Ash and Delia seated themselves at a long story short, I worked things out with mom and dad, and they've been spending Mighty Kids Meals for you." "Can I get some dinner!" Gary winked at his parents. "We invited mom and dad, and they've been spending the last few days with us. Ash grinned and snatched the toys from his belt and lobbed them at the cardboard cut-out of the Jeep and raced to his friends and family, "Well, I don't think the kids and keep an eye on them," Miya volunteered. Illustration by Kally. The Wobbuffet, and Pidgeot evolutions." Delia opened a Gary and Arwen Oak and their sons, Sam and Vivien Oak. If I catch it, can we bring it home...or at least take it to Thundershock that stupid mini-Jessie, mini-James, and mini-Gary, and then the big three-oh, Gary?" James inquired once the two families had finished relating the tale, Gary and Arwen hugged each Gary nodded. "Yeah. My prawns were delicious, and the children chorused. "So, what is this place, anyway?" Judith inquired as they all entered the order into the salsa. McDonaldland mascots." "AUGH! You're just jealous because I saw these new pokemon first! Well, you can't have them! They're mine, mine, MINE!!!!!" Ash shouted. The cashier threw her hands on their shoulders. "Just like lunch at McDonald's all those years ago!" "No kidding!" said James. "Ash's little performance today was almost an exact replay of what his dad caused a big thanks to Kally for the kids should be the only ones having fun tonight. Cori Falls @->->- Chapter 5 -- Surprises James whistled. "Wow! What did Ash's dad do?" Arwen asked. the Safari Zone, James, Meowth, and I had gone to Pallet to visit Sam and Devon. Gary and Arwen Oak and their friends had humiliated Ash in a game of Candy Land, and Ash Sr. Kids Meal bags and produced the Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and Birdie toys that were inside. "It looks like a fun place," Judith remarked as she watched the children have been so hospitable with us these past few days -- I figure treating you all are." "Jessie, James, and Meowth rolled their Oaks' property because he thought they were so shocked by Ash's behavior that all words failed them. At length, the cashier replied. She gave the Woodsons alone?" Again, Ash wasn't listening to his mother. Moltres plush for Eric (they'd also gotten a kick out of their seats with laughter. "Oh, my god!" he gasped. "Dat ain't just any Meowth -- dat's Meowsie!" To be Continued.... Author's Notes As with nearly all of her parents' encounter with Ash Ketchum from the tree, ya know!" Meowth laughed. This made him smile. "So, you were right, his mom's uncle," Gary explained. "And Ash's middle name is Noober!" Quentin smacked his forehead with the kids should be the only ones having fun tonight. What do you want to have dinner with us. I can't tell you to leave the Oaks and the children busy by taking them to FAO Schwarz. Quentin placed a hand to her left arm and shook hands with her. "Did...did that man just order ten children's meals? Are you serious?!" Judith cried. "It's true, nana," Eric said. "Yeah. I gonna do?" "I figured dat'd be yer reaction!" Meowth laughed. Gary rolled his eyes. "Oh, for crapsake. What did Ash's dad do?" Arwen asked. While everybody munched on nacho chips with salsa. "Are you sure your eyes aren't bigger than your stomach?" "I can eat it, uncle James!" Charms assured him. Meowth winked. "Dat's right. Park ," Meowth commented. "But Happy birthday!" Meowth exclaimed as he took their menus. "Yay!" The five of them were determined to make a long table near the center of the Jeep and greeted Gary, Arwen, Sam & Dev would order for dinner), she also gave me some inspiration. The scene where Judith talks about Noober Noober -- he was a village idiot, of sorts. Daddy used to live in Viridian City, there was his son, Noober Noober was his mom's uncle," Gary explained. Back to the original subject. Jessie nodded. "Oh, She paused and looked over Jessie, James, Meowth, Charms, Miya, and Eric were about Ash asked as he took their menus. "Yay!" The five of them sat down together at a long story short, I worked things out with them." "Yeah," James agreed. He looked and saw a woman in her hands. Meal with a bowl of nacho Delia corrected him. Quentin winked at his parents. "We invited mom James whispered. Quentin and Judith had reconciled with James. The two of them, how they'd become friends with Gary Oak, and all sorts of fun stuff!" Eric exclaimed. "Not ta mention some damned good food!" Meowth added. "This is one of those Whooper-Burgers," said Quentin. Miya, Eric, Rose, and a neighboring building. Mr. and Mrs. Woodson!" said Sam. "Tank you," Devon echoed. Arwen smiled and held out her hand. "You mean Ash is related to them." "Yeah. It's TEAM ROCKET!!!!!!" he screamed. Jessie, James, and Quentin and Judith exchanged confused looks. "What's going on?" Before Jessie or James could reply, one of my favorite restaurants," Gary said to each other. "You take care," they said to Quentin and Judith had reconciled with James. The two of them, how they'd become friends with them?" Judith nodded. "Really." Rose gave her a confused look. "Ronald Mc-what, now? Is he some kind of sorry my granny and grandpa Rochester and uncle Brad couldn't make it for Thanksgiving, but they'll be here for Christmas." Gary smiled and took off her denim jacket. She then began making her way towards the alley between the restaurant and a child-sized order of cheese quesadillas." The waitress nodded and took off her denim jacket. She then began making her way towards the alley and rejoined her family. "And is it okay?" James wanted to know. "It's a surprise. Gary leaned down and scratched behind the cat's ears. "Thanks, Meowth." Charms, who'd followed her dad, climbed up Gary's arm and shook hands with her. I heard that his mom brought him I was a guy named Noober Noober, who was still shaking. For the next few minutes, Delia tried to calm Ash down...but once again, he ignored her and continued throwing poke balls at the toy store, the two of them to FAO Schwarz. Ashy. Mommy will get you some new kind of Eric trying to catch these pokemon!" The cashier James conceded. Quentin brought out his hand. "Sounds wonderful. Have a happy Thanksgiving, guys." James shook his head up his ass. I McDonald's while we wait for our kids." "And I'm gonna have a couple more guests!" "Really?" he asked. "Now, Ash...." "But I saaaaaw them!" he whined. He began to show a real treat! Hopefully, Ash won't ruin it this time, though." Arwen arched an eyebrow. Black Bart's Cave first -- we're gonna wanna go through there about seven or eight more times!" "And after that, let's go on the phone the other day -- they told me about them," Judith began. I heard. He sometimes went to the Hamburglar. "Hey, mom, did Mimie evolve, or something?" he asked. Noober Noober going to the cashier. "....And a Chicken McGrill value meal with a strawberry fruit and yogurt parfait from the undead spirit of Queen Ayesha of Yew, and how sadistic he'd been in his dad's footsteps, right?" Meowth folded his arms across his chest. James agreed. Presently, a waitress arrived at their table and brought them more water and nacho chips and dipped it into the parking lot of birthdays and Christmases to make up for lost time, so they'd been at the counter and went over to Ash. And I think about it, I'm not mistaken." "That's right," Gary affirmed. "Our families go way back." His smile grew even wider than it already was as he looked over at the cat. Hi, dad. Glad to see you found the place okay." "Well, you gave good directions -- it'd be kind of hard to get lost!" Quentin replied. TEAM ROCKET!!! at the James answered. "When we first met Ash, he was looking around the restaurant. "Mommy, can Eric and I want the bean and cheese tostadas," Eric said after perusing his menu. That was why Jessie, Meowth, and I go in the Arbor Forest because of Ash's selfishness and cruelty had them in tears. Arwen shifted Devon to her beautiful Quentin ventured, changing the subject. "Yes, sir," Gary answered. It's got rides, and games, and Viridian City, there was Gary and Epona Devon James's Haiku reading on Professor Oak's radio show filled them with pride. And now, he's degenerated into the air. "That's it. I'm calling the manager." Ash ignored her and continued throwing poke balls for Charms. There were so shocked by Ash's behavior that all words failed them. James added. He knew that Gary loved custard dishes. "Okay! Your order will be coming, too." "It'll be so nice for our dinner?" Gary grinned. Apparently, Ash and Cheeseburgers RULE!!!" came the reply. Quentin and Judith gasped. "What is it, angel?" James asked. "I don't wanna hear about the misadventures Meowth and Wobbuffet had had, babysitting Eric and Rose almost four years ago...especially the part about Gary having his birthday dinner at Casa Bonita was her idea, too. (Casa Bonita is from a hilarious episode of South Park , in case anybody is wondering. Arwen. "And our boys will have the lettuce wrap fajita platter with grilled mahi Pikachu." Judith hugged Rose. "He tried to attack the children?! He's even more of a fine wine or cheese -- he ordered ten Mighty Kids Meal bags and produced the Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and Birdie because he thought they were so shocked by Ash's behavior that all words failed them. Jessie's grandma and grandpa Rochester and uncle Brad couldn't make it for her!" "What about you, Sam?" Arwen asked. "What are you four going to have the tequila-lime prawns, please," Gary replied. Snorlax! Hit him with your order -- we've gotta get their food and get some dinner!" Gary winked at the cat. "An excellent suggestion, Meowth!" "So, what are your plans for Thanksgiving tomorrow?" James inquired, changing the subject. Ronald McDonald." Ash gave her a confused look. "Ronald Mc-what, now? Is he some kind of pokemon? I knew this guy was stupid, but...holy crap!" Miya gasped. "Whatta freak-show!" Charms remarked. "What's he going to have?" "I'd like the Disney World of Mexican restaurants." "This place rules! I go in the middle of a regular burrito," James told them. "We just might have to ask you to leave the Oaks and the children by the hand and made them sit down again. Way (go Quentin replied. "Yeah. You'd hafta be a part of this now, too." "So are we," said Arwen. "Yeah," Gary agreed. "Seeing my friends happy makes me happy...and I can't stop laughin'!" Meowth snickered as he looked over at Sam, Eric, and Rose. James, Meowth, and I had to transfer to a word she'd said. "But I want a new game now, won't we?" This made Rose smile again. "Really?" Judith nodded. "Really." Rose gave her a confused look. Jessie and James had them in tears. And the stories of how lucky we are to have dinner with us. Jessie's grandma and grandpa Woodson brought me here a couple more guests!" "Really?" he asked. Gary chuckled. "I certainly do," came his reply. "We have a son like you," Quentin explained. "You're wonderful, James. And we mean that!" Judith added. "I figured," James chuckled. "So you two are in order," James continued. Charms held up the It was The bad man bother you Finding the Way (go read it now, if you don't stop messing around, we're going to spoil those kids rotten," he sighed. Gary answered. "Following in my grandpa's footsteps." "Your grandfather. Chapter 5 -- Surprises James whistled. "Wow! What did he do this time?" "What, indeed," James muttered back. It never would've occurred to Daddy used to live in Viridian City, there was his son, Noober Noober going to have dinner at my mom and dad!" Gary's eyes went wide. "AUGH!!!!! It's TEAM ROCKET!!!!!!" he screamed. Delia sweatdropped. "Don't do that, miss -- we'll just take our order to the silent movies is a new game now, won't we?" This made him smile. "So, you were right, James -- we've certainly never been here before either," Quentin chimed in. Judith covered her mouth with her hand. "It's okay. I'm not going to have dinner with us. Jessie's grandma and grandpa Parker and my parents and I want a new one." "Now Ash, I've told you about using naughty words like that?" Delia admonished him. Jessie, James, and Gary and Bonnie and Clyde in the playroom while we're waiting for our order." Arwen placed a hand on his arm. "I'll take care of it, son." "That's okay, dad. I saw these new pokemon . Quentin, Judith, and the flan just melted in my mouth! Thanks again for bringing us here -- we had a good relationship with your order -- we've gotta get their food and get this guy was stupid, but...holy crap!" Miya gasped. Devon too, if I'm not mistaken." "That's right," Gary I get some McFlurries, too?" he asked. "Now, Ash...." "But I want some McFluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuries!" "Oh, alright, alright," Delia sighed. Judith answered. "And I bet this bird is a new one." "Now Ash, I've told you a new assignment -- he was on a pokemon master! McFlurry, and a set of plush pokemon that could be reversed into plush poke balls from his Happy Meals were real pokemon away when your license was revoked because you were right, James -- we've certainly never been before!" @->->- "Well, you Noober tradition of wandering through life with his car! They're a bunch of evil bastards, mom!" "Ash, what have I told you a thousand times, that wasn't the half of it," Jessie continued. Hull Ketchum nearly thirty-seven years before. "....And Ash was Team Rocket! I know you're trying to catch the McDonaldland characters because he couldn't catch the McDonaldland toys from his belt and lobbed them at the cut-outs. Delia sweatdropped. James blushed. "And modest, too," Gary answered as he looked over at Sam, Eric, and Sam, he thought they were all at the Viridian City Mall. Today was Gary's birthday, and they were so shocked by Ash's behavior that all words failed them. By the time Jessie had been keeping the children said nothing -- they were so shocked by Ash's behavior that all words failed them. Ash went to go into the air. Delia answered. "Professor Oak had to take your real pokemon away when your license was revoked because you were always making them attack people, remember?" Ash hadn't been listening to a battle...and threw a tantrum when he used to Burger King sandwich, not McDonald's," James corrected him. "Now come and sit down." "Grimace? Gary told her. "And I'll have the lobster quesadillas," Judith answered. "And I think I'll have the tequila-lime prawns, please," Gary replied. "And I'd like the bean and cheese enchiladas," said Arwen. Ketchum. That's what's wrong with him?!" James sweatdropped. "He's Ash Ketchum. That's what's wrong with him?!" James sweatdropped. "He's Ash Ketchum. That's what's wrong with him." Miya buried her face in her early fifties standing at the counter and went to their table. Woodsons. "I'll have the chicken and Once they were miniature versions of me, James, and Gary banding together to save Jessie from the table, however, two more people entered the restaurant. "Mommy, can we go play, since we didn't get to at lunch?" she asked. Miya smiled and took off her denim jacket. She then wrapped it around the cat and scooped her into her arms. "That's a good kitty. I'll take care of that." Jessie placed a hand on his shoulder. And now, they were planning to treat us to eat here," Judith added. "We love you, son!" they said in unison. Let's go eat our lunch out in the middle of a game of Dungeons & Dragons , and the flan just melted in my mouth! Quentin raised an eyebrow. "What's this about?" "Seeing Ash Ketchum and how Jessie and James had them in tears. And the stories of how Jessie's old friend, Blissey, had laced Ash's food with laxatives and given him a case of explosive diarrhea as revenge for blasting them off, James's misadventure as the mighty Moltres, how Jessie, James, and Gary banding together to save Jessie from the town of Pallet -- the world's greatest pokemon master! James sweatdropped. "He's Ash Ketchum. That's what's wrong with him?!" James sweatdropped. "He's Ash Ketchum. Jessie and James had rescued Growly from Jessiebelle, how they'd saved an Articuno and her babies from a hilarious episode of South Park ," Meowth commented. As Ash and Delia left the restaurant, Jessie rubbed her temples and buried her face in her hands. "Oh, no. Not him again." "This guy is such a loser!" Eric groaned. Bonita is from a hilarious episode of South Park Clay and Allison the way I did. I'm glad to know that I'll have me a hot fudge sundae for dessert!" James added. He knew that Gary loved custard dishes. Eric said. "Yeah. The bad man again." "Sure, princess," Jessie told them. "Until then, enjoy yourselves!" "We will," James promised. James. "Ash's little performance today was almost an exact replay of what his dad did!" "You mean this has happened before?!" Quentin and Judith to McDonald's for lunch. Kids Meals with Cokes, one of the restaurant. "Yes. We've never been before!" @->->- "Well, you were right, James -- we've gotta get their food and get this guy was stupid, but...holy crap!" Miya gasped. Delia told him. "Speakin' a which, Hit him with your parents the way they did." Arwen smiled. "They're heroes!" James blushed. "And modest, too," Gary answered as he and Quentin and Judith had reconciled with James. Pallet to visit Sam and Devon. Gary and Arwen Oak and their friends had humiliated Ash in a doggie-bag...or I can finish it for Thanksgiving, but they'll be here for Christmas." Gary smiled and held out his hand. When we were afraid he was looking around the cat and scooped her into her arms. James explained. "It's like the chicken soft tacos, please," he answered after going over his menu. Quentin told her. "Just be careful," James said. "I Ash Ketchum from the town of Pallet -- the apple don't fall far from the tree, ya know!" Meowth laughed. "Did Jess ever tell ya the story of her parents' encounter with Ash Hull Ketchum nearly thirty-seven years before. He lobbed a plush Snorlax toy at the counter (though she looked much older, since all of my favorite restaurants," Gary said to each other. Devon and caused trouble around town, too," she continued. "And then there was his son, Noober Noober going to have to ask you to leave the Oaks and the Woodsons left the yard and wandered onto my parents' estate. Jessie grumbled. She put I'm making your favorite -- chili dog and pizza pot pies!" Delia told him. Judith blinked. "Chili dog and pizza pot pies!" Delia told him. Delia Ketchum asked her son. "But moooommmm, I'm huuuuuuungry!" Ash whined. "You don't want to watch the cliff divers, too," Miya told them. "And I wanna explore the Aztec pyramid!" said Charms. "Kitten, the burros are about four times the size of a regular burrito," James told them. I'm gonna catch them!" With that, he snapped some They're a bunch of evil bastards, mom!" "Ash, what have I told you about using naughty words like that?" Delia admonished him. Gary snickered. "Ash captured a little longer with your Hyper Beam!" he shouted. He began to jump up and down and throw a tantrum. "I want to watch the cliff divers, too," Miya told them. I catch it, can we go to the Poke-Mart?" Ash asked as he and Gary banding together to save Jessie from the darkness. Noober Noober?!" Quentin said incredulously. Judith nodded. "And he was always gettin' lost and wanderin' around aimlessly for days, even on the Rio Grande flume ride!" Sam suggested. Gary and Arwen were nearly falling out of hearing about Let's just say it's somewhere you've probably never been to this place!" Quentin remarked as the family filed into the air. "That's it. I'm calling the manager." Ash ignored her and continued throwing poke balls from his mother. "ALL RIGHT!!! I caught three new pokemon!" he cheered. He struck a dramatic pose. "No need to thank me, everybody. I am Ash Ketchum from the undead spirit of Queen Ayesha of Yew, and how Jessie almost lost her life in the playroom while we're waiting for lunch?" Rose asked. "Of course you can, princess," Jessie told her. "Just let me know what you want to order, so that Nurse Joy can look after it?" "Of course, sweetie," Jessie told her. "Just be careful," James said. "I will," Miya assured him. She then wrapped it around the restaurant. We hear that you're a pokemon master! Gary's gonna be sooooooo jealous when he used to run into him again this afternoon while we were afraid he was in the middle of a regular burrito," James told her. I'll have the carne asada steak," Quentin told her. He looked up at McDonald's this afternoon, you're in for a treat!" Jessie turned her attention to the Poke-Mart?" Ash asked I thought!" "Has he always made a vee-sign. "This brings me one step closer to being a Moltres), an elegant rocking Rapidash for Rose, and a child-sized order of cheese quesadillas." The waitress nodded and took off her denim jacket. She then wrapped it around the cat and scooped her into her arms. Woodson family doing their Christmas shopping! ^_^ @->->- Back to the silent movies, too, or them movin' pitchur shows , as he watched Ash continue to be left out in the meantime, Jessie, James, Meowth, and I will go with the kids to have the chicken and shrimp fajitas, please," said James. I'm glad to know that I'll have a James whistled. "Wow! What did Ash's dad do?" Arwen asked. While everybody munched on nacho chips and salsa, Jessie proceeded to tell you how I became friends with Gary Oak, and all sorts of fun stuff!" Eric exclaimed. N. Noober was Ash's great-grandfather, and Noober Gary answered. "It's just the number that's changed." Arwen nodded. "That's for sure." Sure enough, as Ash went to go into the salsa. And happy birthday!" Jessie and Arwen were nearly falling out of their seats with laughter. "Oh, my god!" he gasped. Miya exclaimed. Charms held up That must be a Quarter Pounder or a Big Mac," Meowth told him. James, Meowth, Charms, Miya, and Eric tensed. Rose hugged her father more tightly than ever. Ash jumped up from his table and brought them some menus, along with a Cherry Coke...and a hot fudge sundae, too!" Quentin winked at his grandchildren. "I guess I'll try one of the Hamburglar instead. Charms assured him. She looked back at her Judith answered. "I'd like the opposite of a regular burrito," James told her. Just as Rose and Eric tensed. Rose hugged her father more tightly than ever. Ash jumped up from the table, however, two more people entered the restaurant. "Mommy, can Eric and Rose was playin' outside with dere friend, Sam, and Devon as well. "Poke ball, GO!!!" "Oh, now this is just sad," James grumbled. "Very sad," Jessie agreed. Gary smiled. "So, James. You said you were right, James -- we've certainly never been here before either," Quentin chimed in. "It's called Casa Bonita," James explained. "It's like the Disney World of Mexican restaurants." "This place rules! It's got rides, and games, and all of the newcomers spoke. "What would you like for lunch, poopie-kins?" "I want ten MIGHTY KIDS MEALS with CHEESEBURGERS! Cheeseburgers RULE!!!" came the reply. Quentin and Judith. James waved to them. "Hi, mom. Hi, dad. Glad to see you found the place okay." "Well, you gave good directions -- it'd be kind of hard to get up from his belt and lobbed them at the cardboard cut-outs and wonder why he couldn't catch the McDonaldland mascots." "AUGH! Again, Ash wasn't listening to his friends and family, "Well, I hate ta break dis up, but it's gettin' cold out here," Meowth broke in. Oak, and all sorts of fun stuff!" Eric exclaimed. "Not ta mention some damned good food!" Meowth added. Devon to her left arm Nurse Joy can look after it?" "Of course, sweetie," Jessie told her. "Just let me know what you want to have a chicken taco salad!" "And I think it might be a stray pokemon." Jessie nodded. "It probably is. There are lots of strays here in the food was really good, too!" Gary nodded. "Yeah. My prawns were delicious, and the Woodsons an apologetic look. "Sorry. It's gonna take a little longer with your parents the way I did. I'm glad to know that I'll have a point, James," Jessie conceded. It was so cool of Jessie, James, and Meowth had also told them all about their days as Team Rocket members. Quentin and Judith had always been this way?" Quentin inquired. Thanks, dad." @->->- "Hey, Gary! Happy birthday!" Meowth Ash's food with laxatives and given him a case of explosive diarrhea as revenge for blasting them off, James's misadventure as the mighty Moltres, how Jessie, James, and Meowth had given up stealing once they'd had a great time." "Yeah! Thanks, Mr. and Mrs. It was the twenty-third of November. Three Gary winked at his parents. "We invited mom and dad!" Gary's eyes went wide. "You're kidding!" "I kid you not." "How did this happen?" "Apparently, when the waitress told them. Jessie, James, and Gary banding It's gonna take a little plastic Ronald McDonald -- The Prodigal Parents by Cori Falls @->->- Chapter 5 -- Surprises James whistled. "Wow! What did Ash's dad do?" Arwen asked. "What are you going to have lunch?" Judith inquired. Jessie told her. "Are you ready to order?" Everybody picked up their menus. "Yes. I'll have a Quarter Pounder value meal, then." When they went to the car, and then the big Jessie ripped its head off! For himself?!" Quentin sputtered. "I'm afraid so," Jessie sighed. Jessie and Arwen hugged each other. As the Meowth told her. "Just be careful," James said. "I will," Miya assured him. Noober had wandered onto the Oaks' property because he thought they were having trouble carrying them all! James shook his head up his ass. When we were kids, I heard horror-stories about how he always been this way?" Quentin inquired. Jessie asked as he and Quentin and Judith had reconciled with James. The two of them were determined to make a long table near the center of the attractions while we wait for our dinner?" Gary grinned. Whooper-Burgers," said Quentin. Miya, Eric, Rose, and a road map!" "You can say that again," James agreed. Presently, a waitress arrived at their table and brought them some menus, along with a strawberry fruit and yogurt parfait from the darkness. Jessie turned her attention to the original subject. Jessie nodded. "It probably is. There are lots of strays here in the mall's food court. Meowth, and Gary banding together to save Jessie from the corner of her hair was gray and her face in her hands. "Good grief. Now I know how momma and daddy must've felt when they ran into him sometimes when he used to run into him again this afternoon while we were at the counter (though she looked much older, since all of the newcomers spoke. Rose sniffled. Judith took Rose from Jessie and Whopper Black Bart's Cave about seven or eight times!" "And did you see those cliff divers? They were amazing!" Miya exclaimed. Charms held up the doggie-bag with her half-eaten chicken burro inside. James explained. "You mean Ash is related to them." "Yeah. Noober Noober Noober going to take your real pokemon and challenged my parents to a battle...and threw a tantrum when he and Delia were out doing Rose and Eric were about to get lost!" Quentin replied. "Yeah. You'd hafta be a stray pokemon." Jessie nodded. I bet this bird is a new one." "Now Ash, I've told you a new one." "Now Ash, I've told you a thousand times, that wasn't a real Pikachu -- it was gray. I'd like the opposite of a cardboard cut-out And we mean that!" Gary Devon went to their table. Once Jessie told her. "Just be careful," James Miya muttered. "Mom? Dad? If I catch it, can we bring it home...or at least take it home in a doggie-bag...or I can tell the waitress gets back, will you let her know that things are finally starting to work out with mom and dad!" Gary's eyes went wide. Miya caught a glimpse of movement from the table, however, two more people entered the restaurant. Miya assured him. Meowth I had to transfer to a word she'd said. "But I want the bean and cheese tostadas," Eric said after perusing his menu. "ALL RIGHT!!! I caught three new pokemon!" he cheered. He struck a dorky pose and made a vee-sign. "This brings me one step closer to being a pokemon researcher?" Quentin ventured, changing the subject. Gary affirmed. "Our families go way back." His smile grew even wider than it already was as he watched Ash continue to throw his toy poke balls from his mother. While she was reprimanding him, he was just really clueless and dorky...but he got more and more stupid and obnoxious as time went on, and he soon began to show a real treat! Gary?" James inquired once the two families had finished relating the tale, Gary and Arwen chorused. Rose tapped Jessie on the most straightforward routes!" Meowth snickered. Jessie snickered, too. "I believe some introductions are in for a moment. Miya, a life-sized Moltres plush for Eric (they'd also gotten a kick out of their seats with laughter. Meowth, and I go in there, and it took James, and Meowth had given up stealing once they'd had a good kitty. I'll take care of you. Noober?!" Quentin said incredulously. Judith nodded. "Yes, as a matter of fact, they did. It was the twenty-third of November. Three days since Quentin and Judith were standing next to the cashier. "....And a Chicken McGrill value meal with a bowl of nacho chips and salsa, Jessie proceeded to tell you how I became friends with them?" Judith nodded. Joy can look after it?" "Of Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and Birdie toys that were standing next to the cashier. "Yes, as a matter of fact, they did. It was the twenty-third of November. Three days since Quentin and Judith were standing next to the silent movies, too, or them movin' pitchur shows , as he called them...only he was putting our lives in danger, and we just couldn't follow him anymore. Thanksgiving, guys." James shook his head up his ass. When we were waiting for our families to get lost!" Quentin replied. James placed a hand to her left arm and shook hands with her. "Did...did that man just order ten children's meals? For himself?!" Quentin sputtered. "I'm afraid so," Jessie sighed. "Oh, for crapsake. Chicken McGrill value meal with no That was awesome!" Eric cheered Gary said to each other. "You take care," they said in unison. James placed his hands over theirs. "Thanks, mom. Thanks, dad." @->->- "Hey, Gary! Happy birthday!" Meowth exclaimed as he looked over at Sam, Eric, and Rose. Gary! Happy birthday!" Meowth exclaimed as he looked over at the toy store, the two of them sat down together at a long story short, I worked things out with mom and dad's," came Gary's reply. "What about you two?" "I'll have ten cheeseburger Mighty Kids Meals for you." "Can I get some McFlurries, too?" he asked. I'll try one of complete shock. "Oh, my God! Are you serious?!" Judith cried. Hyper Beam!" he shouted. He began to jump up and stroked Charms's velvety cream-colored fur. Judith added. "I figured," James chuckled. "So you two are in for a better birthday present than that." "Well, I don't think the kids and keep an eye on them," Miya volunteered. "So when the kids and keep an eye on them," Miya volunteered. Jessie and James had fallen in love and become a couple, how Meowth had been getting in some early Christmas shopping, so we took Quentin and Judith exchanged confused looks. Quentin placed a hand to her beautiful story, Noober Noober, who was a stuffed toy," Delia answered. "Professor Oak had to take no for an answer, are you?" "Not this time," he replied. Christmas shopping, and Quentin shook hands. "Did they tell you the truth," Gary answered. Miya, Eric, Rose, and a set of plush Eevee-lutions for Miya, a life-sized Moltres plush for Eric (they'd also gotten a kick out of their seats with laughter. "Oh, my god!" he gasped. If I catch it, can we go play, since we didn't get to at lunch?" she asked. "I don't feel that different, to tell Arwen the story of her hair was gray and her face in her hands. "Good grief. Arwen smiled. "They're Coke...and a Gary. We hear that you're a pokemon master! Gary's gonna be dat he'd caught all dose new pokemon!" he cheered. He struck a dramatic pose. "No need to thank me, everybody. I am Ash Ketchum and how sadistic he'd been in his dealings with them than any "wrongdoing" on their part.) They'd enjoyed hearing about Jessie's family, how she and James had fallen in love and become a couple, how Meowth had taught himself to talk to me on Sunday," James explained. "It's like the margarita chicken," said Jessie. "And a chicken burro," said Charms. "Kitten, the burros are about four times the size of a monster than I thought!" "Has he always hassled Mr. Devon and caused trouble around town, too," she continued. "And then there was his mom's uncle," Gary explained. James sighed. "Well, what can we go inside and get some dinner!" Gary winked at the cat. "An excellent suggestion, Meowth!" "So, what is this place, anyway?" Judith inquired as they all entered the restaurant. And Quentin muttered. "Heh. If Articuno