Mangled DocumentThe Mangler http://www.geocities.com/ryuzaki13/brighterdays1.html Mangle another page I have Brighter Days I smiled at her and Rex? I think Roger and Haga acted Joey had taken a major blow from that final move of his...and he's resented me for it out of my monsters are in defense mode and combine him with Invigoration -- it lowers his defense to 1000, but it takes to follow through," I countered. "We'll see about that," he replied as he sent Korogashi to his parents in that same smarmy voice he'd used the money for it ever since." "I think that's the first round can begin!" the announcer cheered. Bug...." Suddenly, Weevil went pale. "Oh, no! I forgot that Arsenal Bug's attack and defense by 300 points! Now his parents were glaring at him, too. Raptor? You'll probably end Mrs. Underwood interjected. "If you wanted to use Insect Armor with Fire card. But I didn't have the heart to tell her that Weevil Underwood for the table at the grocery store, and Rex an apology." Mr. Underwood nodded. "Yes, dear." Then, to his parents, "You said yourselves that you watched his life point meter on the table. I shuffled my deck and drew my opening hand. "You talk a tough game, Underwood...but I bet you don't want to be punished for cheating me out of the more harmless ones." I fixed Weevil with a sky-blue bob and horn-rimmed glasses in the one I've got," Mrs. Underwood raised an eyebrow. "You do?" "I guess not," I answered. I smirked and watched his life point meter went down to 1300. "Oh, dear! Whatever will I do?!" Weevil cried in a minute." "Yes, dear," Mr. Underwood repeated. He then flipped his card over to reveal a black ladybug with white skulls on her shoulder and saw Mako Tsunami waving to me last year. Rex?" Mako inquired. "Pretty good," I told myself. "And now it's time to take time off from work and travel, after all." I nodded. "Definitely!" Before either one of the more harmless ones." I fixed Weevil with your eyes, not your hands," I informed him. Mom gave him a few minutes before the announcer said. Hanako," mom replied. "Poor Brendan was heartbroken that he was two," she said. "I was wondering...do you think you could say it inspired me to enter this year!" I smiled again. "Well, don't you dare say that about yourself!" I smiled at her husband and son. I said, finishing the thought for him. Once he realized that throwing a fit wasn't getting him anywhere, he stopped. He's been a long day...and I really didn't need to see your duel with Weevil, and right-clicked to save it. Once it finished downloading, a RealPlayer window opened, and Mr. Underwood's face was now purple with rage. "Now see here, woman! Your brat beat my son like that?!" she demanded. "I'll talk to him any way I could continue. "I'm not gonna deny it, Mr. and Mrs. Underwood smiled apologetically at her again. "Alright, mom." She cupped my chin with her thumb. "You sure you're okay, sweetie? You've been awfully quiet." I returned the smile and shook his fist at me. He obviously had checked his mail, but hadn't told his parents what was going to have Parasite Paracide cards in play during the Battle City website, scrolled down the last card from my hand away. "Oh, can the nice guy act! I'm not taking anybody's side until we hear what Rex has always been such a dirty trick on Rex?!" "But mooooom, it was a long day...and I really didn't need to be his friend anymore...." I smiled wistfully, but said nothing. I didn't fall for his tricks -- is because of how I wondered. Goodness knows, he's done this to." The two of them looked incredulously at Weevil. Weevil and I chatted for a moment as they were about to explode! No, he's not going to be a joyous occasion, and I'll be damned if we end up having to put the unpleasant parts of the end for you!" I tensed. Rex wanted me to remember his own fault -- he even apologized for what he did!" Mr. and Mrs. Underwood returned my smile and shook hands with mom. "Thanks for the whole thing! C-can we just let bygones be bygones and go home now?" he stammered. As he began heading for the next card he'd drawn onto the table. I shuffled my deck until I found it was a really tough match...." Weevil slapped my hand and set down the menu until I found myself looking back on how kind and helpful Mako had vacated only minutes before. And when I looked up at me. "You're going down, Raptor," he muttered through his cheesy grin. "Hey, Underwood, I'm curious. What color is the kind of card only an insect duelist would keep in their deck...and most of our meals were meatless, but she knew that I wouldn't have to disappoint you, but I have no regrets about what had happened...and I'd learned that the Underwoods were starting to realize that their son wasn't as perfect as they'd always believed, I decided as I waved back at me. "Y-you mean he's cheated before?!" "Hah! He was thrashing about like a perfectly innocent request, I could take his monster out unless I sacrificed my monster, too! But what other choice do I have? I thought. Mrs. Underwood grabbed him by the sound of the end for you!" I tensed. Arsenal Bug had attack and defense of 2000. Even powered up with that final move of his...and he's resented me for it ever since." "That was hardly your fault, Rex -- it lowers his defense to 1000, but it takes to follow through," I countered. "We'll see about that," he replied as he began heading for the first to admit it, but he's right -- I can't afford to start house-hunting once she quit her job, I started to feel better about everything that had happened. Mom laughed softly and put a couple of minutes, Weevil spoke again. "And there you have friends now. A lot of danger these past few days and absorb everything that had happened to my son, and I'll be damned if we end up having to sell your whole dueling deck just to get even stronger! "I think we both know I haven't even decided on a show with the rest of the field!" he cried. I looked at my life until a few pointers? I'd be ever so grateful!" I thought as I eyed the extra box that had come with our order, so they threw in some free cinnamon sticks!" I felt my mouth watering again as I eyed the extra box that had a picture of a holy terror than usual while he's grounded, though! Rex quite enough already! You're grounded for the Regional championship. After running some errands with mom this morning, he'd told me at that card expo -- she really did get a clue," mom continued. "You couldn't be more careful what you mean," I told her. She then came to my blue and green-striped velociraptor. "Now I'll summon Troop Dragon attacks your Arsenal Bug...." Suddenly, Weevil jerked me around and do nothing, then that Steel Scorpion's effect is probably gonna flush the rest of the Nerd "Here you are -- 4531 Blackjack Street." The sound of the cards back, and I watched all of the evening will be Mako Tsunami versus Cate Pellenor! I asked. "What have I ever done to you?" "You're standing in my way," he answered. "Well, I do!" Mrs. Underwood remarked. She cast a sidelong glance at her again. "Alright, mom." She cupped my face in her hands. "Okay, let's not think about Bakayarou anymore -- this kid is dino-chow! Then, a horrified look crossed his face, however, I found my Two-Headed King Rex! It was almost like my King Rex I got out of his shirt. It was obviously a rare occasion when Mrs. Underwood definitely meant business if she was -- made my blood boil! And that ends my turn." "Running scared already?" I asked. "What have I ever done to you?" "You're standing in front of me. "Excuse me! Who the hell do you do the math!" I gritted my teeth as I inhaled the aromas of the evening -- Rex Raptor, the Dino Duelist versus newcomer Weevil Underwood, the Bug Brawler!" I felt myself going numb as the audience broke out in peals of maniacal laughter as my prize," I explained. Weevil about what had happened...and I'd learned that the competition is a liar?!" Mr. Underwood snapped. "Cheating, Haga?! I am shocked at you! I'm starting to realize that their I turned my attention to the Battle City finals before Weevil had almost cost my friends during the finals, the very core of my life points back!" Weevil explained. The first match of the duel, he'd used when he'd been struck by lightning in his forehead looked like they were about to let that jab at mom slide! Dino Duelist?" Underwood." "Same to you," he growled. I'd suspected that Weevil's chumminess had just been hit so hard, he'd almost been killed! And as an added bonus, half of its attack points -- this was his fourth time participating in Regionals. During his duel with Weevil, and right-clicked to save it. Once it finished downloading, a RealPlayer window opened, and Mr. Raptor!" the announcer spoke again. "Hey, Rex?" "Yeah?" "I was wondering...do you think it's a little...odd that so many of your son's opponents just so happen to know about that and have the perfect strategy planned?" I queried. "Parasite Paracide is the sky in that same smarmy voice he'd used when he'd been struck by lightning in his forehead looked like they were only pictures on paper, but sometimes when I did, I'd have to disappoint him.... Rex!" Mr. Underwood broke in. "Hanako and I continued discussing our plans to start thinking about some things. That's all." "Like what?" she prompted. "I was wondering...what did you do to keep jacking up the computer and connected to the bruises on Weevil's temple doubled in size. Shadow Realm before, but when Joey told me Mom raised an eyebrow. "You do?" "I guess I will give it a try, then." Mom nodded and gave me a few pictures. When she went to the arena can be your worst enemy when it's time for our duel yesterday, I confronted Weevil about what had happened...and I'd learned that the competition already, I see," I commented. "I'm not gonna lie to you and putting peoples' lives in danger...and fibbing to me and mouthed the words, You're in trouble now, Raptor! Mako and given him the good news. I'd watched him put on a date for our second match of the day out of its attack and defense by 300 points! Now his parents in that same smarmy voice he'd used the money off of the cab driver's voice stirred me from my hand and set them on the couch. I'm gonna have to watch you duel in the audience exclaim. I looked at the 2002 Regionals, they looked as if they'd just been hit by lightning! "Roger! Did you know that Haga is a liar?!" Mr. Underwood broke in. "Hanako and I claimed his Insect Armor with Fire card. But I have no plans to lose either!" "Then it looks like we're in for another interesting match if we end up having to put up a good evening." "You, too," I told her. Yeah. You're gonna need it , I reminded him. I also had a lot tougher here than it is in the throes of one of my Locator Cards and got me disqualified from the refrigerator. As I began the long climb to the very core of my Locator Cards and got some bad news for you, Raptor," he muttered through his cheesy grin. "Hey, Underwood, I'm curious. What color is the beginning of the food, I suddenly found myself looking back on the events of the biggest temper-tantrums I'd ever seen. He was trying to sneak back into the apartment. "There you are!" he thundered, levelling an accusing finger at me. "I'll get you for bringing this to our attention, Rex. I just think it would be okay for my birthday this July!" "Well, you have it -- and turned away. "Freak," I muttered under my breath. A long, uncomfortable silence ensued. Thankfully, it was the only way I damn well please after what he did to my son!" Mr. Underwood muttered. "It's probably too late to do any good. I'd be ever so grateful!" I thought back on how kind and helpful Mako had won the first round can begin!" the announcer declared Mako the winner of the cheering crowd sounded like it was my mighty Two-Headed King Rex will clobber that one, too!" When I finally reached apartment 923, I brought out the big guns Tristan, Serenity, Mai, and Bakura had gotten off to a great start, when I'd received the news that I didn't lose any life points! I'm not gonna let you down...and I'm sure I'd known that when Haga was little," Mrs. Underwood gasped. He blinked. "N-no, I didn't. audience began to cheer and applaud. I stood I could count on you, old friend! I drew my opening hand. "You talk a tough game, Underwood...but I bet you don't want to talk about cheap victories, just take a chunk outta his life point meter went down to 1300! And since my Gokibore to attack with my King Rex was real...and that he screwed up his face and started pouting again. Heat, Dragon Nails, and Mr. and Mrs. Underwood returned my smile and shook out my own deck and drew my opening hand. "You talk a tough game, Underwood...but I bet you don't want to be his friend anymore...." I returned the smile and shook his hand. seeing more of my duel with Marik Ishtar being controlled by an evil spirit and all three Egyptian God cards in play during the day, one could plainly see what a brat he was!" "Yeah, and he had a good evening." "You, too," I replied. I thought about that, it was a little vein bulged out on his forehead as his life points plummetted to 600. I hate to admit it, but he's right -- I think you'll see the folly of what you've done soon enough!" I frowned. What's he talking about? Nothing happened to them...about how close I'd come to that, but I wasn't about to let that jab at mom slide! Mrs. Underwood grabbed him by the arm and led him out of options! I silently cursed as my prize," I explained. "That just seems kinda sad, that me being in the same room with him a candy bar. He started crying and fussing when I joined the other underhanded tricks he'd pulled over the course of the story instead of jumping to conclusions." "Are you suggesting that Haga is a liar?!" Mr. A lot of them," mom reminded me. "And you weren't alone because you were all talk." I drew my next helpful hint," I continued. "Somebody who's your best friend outside the arena so that they need to know about. The last thing I wanted a cool nickname for when I looked and saw the smug look on his face, and he got what he did -- I don't take kindly to people hurting my friends, and if I hadn't been cheating. Weevil's eyes. Don't trust him! my mind screamed out in warning. If you want to talk about cheap victories, just take the money off of the duel, he'd used the money for, isn't it? Underwood chuckled. Her expression grew serious again. "I knew Haga could be fussy, but I still wanted to do it more often!" Mrs. Underwood said, about how I never really had turned out to be punished for cheating me out of my cards. I confronted Weevil about what Mai had been the story before flying off the handle and hurling those accusations at you. And...I guess you can tell him all the good news about your prize money once they got back to Weevil and I really didn't need to see what a dump it was damned hard not to think about Bakayarou anymore -- this is supposed to be punished for cheating me out of the finals, Joey had given me more details about what Mai had been trapped in an official Industrial Illusions card." "You know, I seem to recall Haga asking for Underwood wrenched free of her grasp. "How dare you speak to me that Bakura and Mai had seemed okay when they'd returned from the finals, the very fate of the end for you!" I tensed. Arsenal Bug had attack and defense Mrs. Underwood turned her attention back to the Library * * * * * * "Hey, champ! Ready to duel?" I looked at my life point meter drop to 1300. "Heh. Maybe you should be used to it by now.... exactly how Mai must have felt while she'd been trapped in again...though I wasn't going to be able to make his mom think we're friends." "Yeah, that is pretty hard to come to Domino -- he even apologized for what he did on the table. "I'll start things off by summoning my Nightmare Scorpion is history!" "I beg to differ," Weevil replied cooly. He then selected two of them looked back at them. Mr. and Mrs. Underwood frowned. "Haga, what's he talking about? Nothing happened to my room and got Tomozaurus -- the building was falling apart, and it was a little closer, you two -- I didn't steal it from him -- I am so sorry." Mom's obsidian eyes narrowed. Underwood gasped. "If the Now that the Underwoods were starting to feel a lot of them," mom reminded me. "He made a mistake and paid the price for it." I looked back at mom. I wasn't about to bring his attack and defense of 2000. Even powered up with Invigoration, my King Rex." Another wicked grin flashed across his chest. "Fine, then. Be that way, asshole," he growled. The din of the Shadow Realm. I've gotta destroy that scorpion and take a look at how he wins duels! But don't you just give up now, Raptor?" Weevil jeered when I turned my attention back to Weevil and Mr. and Mrs. Underwood told him. "But mooooooooooooooooooooom...." "Keep this up, and you'll be grounded all summer! I just hope she can I asked. "I still remember what a dump it was totally uncalled for." That's an understatement , I decided to drop the whole thing! I loved chicken. For the next few months. Oh, well. Doesn't really matter anymore , I reminded him. Weevil pulled down his eyelid and stuck his tongue out at me. He obviously had checked his mail, but hadn't told his parents in that first duel. Your dad and smiled. That means you must've seen the Parasite I called for pizza about twenty minutes ago, so they threw in some free cinnamon sticks!" I felt a gnawing pain in my way," he answered. I thought about it, and it had been badly hurt in the first match, and Mako that we'd been with them in spirit and all three Egyptian God cards...but that victory hadn't been easy. Raptor?" Weevil jeered when I thought about that, it was a little vein bulged out on his allowance last November, too," Mrs. Underwood narrowed her eyes at him. "That's just it. Rex has to say," Mr. Underwood looked down at the prospect of dinner. "Sounds good!" I replied. Mom was a vegetarian, so most of his shirt. But why? I wondered. Goodness knows, he's done worse. And it's not like it's anything new -- I didn't steal it from him -- I want some pictures of us. Mr. Underwood watched the footage of the evening -- Rex is a lot since last year. Meg and Rex?!" "D-dearest, need I remind you that the Underwoods were starting to realize that their son wasn't as perfect as they'd always believed, I decided to drop another bombshell. "This may come as a matter of fact, there is," he replied. I then went to answer the Underwood told her. She then cupped my chin with her hand. "But I can see why you don't want to see you too, Mako," I replied. Once I get this money deposited, mom and stormed into the dumpster. Armor!" Aw, man! Now he's got more than enough power to make it easier for us to take me to the apartment complex where I went to my friends during the Battle City finalists, that Weevil and saw the smug look on his forehead looked like they were out the big guns just yet, Underwood," I answered. While her mind had been ages since the landlord had done any maintenance on it...even though he saw fit to keep jacking up the card he'd drawn onto the table. I nodded. As Mako and his opponent seated themselves at the scoreboard. Sure enough, Weevil's life points were now at 1400. Bakura when they'd gotten back from Battle City finals. And that was a long pause before she spoke again. "Attention, everybody! The first match of the story that he was two," she said. "I ordered the Veggie Deluxe with mushrooms, peppers, black olives, onions, and sun dried tomatoes, but I still had 600. And when I thought as I joined him at the 2001 Regionals and again yesterday evening. Dad hugged me, too. "Knock 'em dead, champ!" I gave them a thumbs-up. I know," I said. Mom frowned. "I'll believe King Rex?" Mrs. Underwood inquired. "Ah, and here we come to Domino -- he even apologized for what he did -- I am so sorry." Mom's obsidian eyes narrowed. Underwood placed a hand on my temple. Roger and Hanako...and they've got their brat with them," came her reply. I felt for her. Before heading home, I'd told Joey that I could've lost him scared me every time I thought we were ready, the two of them for a minute. I still liked him. I laid down two I scanned the crowd until I found it was a reason to celebrate, if ever there was another knock at the corner. Weevil. "Haga, is this true?" Weevil sweatdropped. I set my backpack and went to answer the door, I opened my eyes and shrugged him off. Jeez! This kid is a lot of time practicing and improving since then. But I have no regrets about what he did!" Mr. and Mrs. Underwood continued. "How could you be so mean?" "Oh, please," I grumbled. I thought. I looked over my shoulder and smoothed my hair. Despite my assurances that I was just thinking about the Battle City finals. And that ends my turn." "Running scared already?" I asked. He'd even assured me and set down the last card from my reverie. I looked over my shoulder an affectionate squeeze. A lot more. During his duel with Joey Wheeler yesterday. That means I'd better hurry up and applauded him, too. "Yeah! Way to go, Mako! You rock!" I called to him. When she went to answer the door, I finished setting the table and got Invigoration. But on the way Roger and Hanako Underwood were Weevil's parents...and as far as they went to his parents, "You said yourselves that you watched his duel with Weevil, and right-clicked to save it. The National Duel Monsters tournaments, that means you're not going to Intercontinentals this year...and that means you're not going to bother you anymore...." I returned the smile and looked at the Ocean World aquarium, and then yesterday morning, he was a high-pitched whine of feedback as the audience with a couple pieces of pizza and chicken onto my plate. "Well, your But during the day, one could plainly see what a dump it was broken a few pictures. When she went to the Battle City finals. Weevil could say it inspired me to that big card expo last December, about how Rex hasn't thrown a temper-tantrum since he was two," she said. "I was lucky that he was a vegetarian, so most of his underhanded tricks," I went on. "And sadly, it's one of the cab, the sign on its roof illuminated, and it was like to be okay for my turn and got Tomozaurus -- the weakest of my being. With that, she took a deep breath. Oh, well. Lawsuit!!!" Weevil Mr. Underwood said once she'd recovered from the Battle City duel." Mrs. Underwood whispered. "I...I can't believe this," Mr. Underwood retorted. Mom shoved him back towards the door, I finished setting the table and got my laptop. Weevil and Mr. Underwood's jaws dropped. It was almost like my King Rex." Another wicked grin twisted across his chest. "Fine, then. Be that way, you uppity little tramp?!" Those words sent a hot spike of rage through me. And once I was just that nobody took the camera from her. "These are great, honey!" he agreed. "Now it's your turn." Mom gave him a kiss atop my head. Rex -- I wanna be able to say the least. It had gotten off to a place called the Shadow Realm. While her mind to a place called the Shadow Realm. While her mind had been the story of my best friends -- the weakest of my monsters are in defense mode and equip him with Invigoration -- it was a vegetarian, so most of his experience), but hearing about what he did to me." "That is great, honey!" he agreed. I'll summon Troop Dragon attacks your Gokibore," I told him. "I've got some bad news for you, Raptor," he muttered through his cheesy grin. "Hey, Underwood, I'm curious. What color is the kind of card only an insect duelist," I surmised. Mrs. Underwood told her. Yeah. You're Wanna set the table?" "No, but I also got some bad news for you, Raptor," he muttered through his cheesy grin. "Hey, Underwood, I'm curious. What color is the kind of card only an insect duelist," I surmised. Rex is my strongest monster." Weevil looked impressed. "Wow! I'll be the pizza!" When she went to their seats. Then, I turned my attention to the Library * * * * * * "Hey, champ! Ready to duel?" I looked back across the table and grinned at me. "You're going down, Raptor," he muttered through his cheesy grin. "Hey, Underwood, I'm curious. What color is the kind of card only an insect duelist would keep in their deck...and most of his shirt. "I've had enough of this! I thought about that, it was his fault for not being able to come by." "It is," I affirmed. "When my dad and smiled. "I sure am!" It was the strongest monster you had in my way," he answered. I then held up the rent every few months. That was a reason to celebrate, if ever there was a long day...and I really didn't need to watch!" The sweatdrop on Weevil's temple doubled in size. You have five minutes to prepare your decks and report to the Battle City finals and the audience began to cheer and applaud. I stood up to 1500! So long, Steel Scorpion!" Weevil scowled as his life points, and I'm starting to feel a lot tougher here than it is in the alley behind Kaiba Land!" Mom rolled her eyes. I'd watched him put on a show with the whales at the 2001 Regionals and again yesterday evening. And you would've beaten him at last year's Regionals if he hadn't been without its price. When I'd spoken to Joey online this morning, I'd spent a lot of respect for him...and the feelings hadn't been mutual until yesterday). Weevil scowled as his life points directly!" Weevil's life I looked up at the roach he'd just drawn. "I'm just getting warmed up," came his reply. Japanese Regional Conference. This was my second year participating in Regionals. In fact, Mako and given him the good news. I'd watched him put on a show with the rest of the bar and went to the concept of discipline." "That's for sure," I agreed. Raptor. One card face down, and I'll be the pizza!" When she went to answer the door, Mrs. Raptor?" Weevil taunted. "The dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years, but insects still thrive today. Take the hint!" "What the hell is your problem, anyway?" I asked. "It's not the pizza -- it's Roger and Hanako Underwood were Weevil's parents...and as far as they went to the graveyard, I get this money deposited, mom and stormed into the apartment. "Dad, I'm Underwood by the shoulders and pulled him back to the car. I'll be with you in the preliminaries the previous year...and gone on to win the national championship. I didn't have to come by." "It is," I affirmed. "Awesome!" "Heh. Guess you've heard of the evening -- Rex Raptor, the Dino Duelist versus newcomer Weevil Underwood, the Bug Brawler!" I felt myself going numb as the PA system switched on. Regionals and again yesterday evening. And you would've beaten him at last year's Regionals. Deluxe with mushrooms, peppers, black olives, onions, and sun dried tomatoes, but I have no idea what that thing does, but he still wanted to beat Rex, then you should've done it the right way and practiced !" I grinned. I sent Trakadon to my graveyard and lost Yugi and Joey are Mom shoved him back Underwood said, about how I never really had rattled me. More than I cared to admit. Mrs. Underwood then nudged her husband. "Roger, I am of you?" "Only a couple of days, Joey had given me more details about what I said to myself. As I began the long climb to the apartment complex where I lived. Reveal magic Underwood, the Bug Brawler!" I felt a shiver of excitement race up my best monster. Fortunately, I've got a dino that's strong enough to squash 'em both! My mouth turned Jack Apartments on it -- and turned to face me again. "Don't worry, Rex -- it was a high-pitched whine of feedback as the audience began to roar with cheers and applause. "IT ISN'T FAIR, IT ISN'T FAIR, IT ISN'T FAAAIIIRRR!!!!!" I turned my attention to the concept of discipline." "That's for sure," I agreed. Then, becoming serious once more, "Though as strange as this may seem...I actually kinda pity him." Mom raised an eyebrow. "Haga, you never told I can start making that brat behave." "Don't we all?" I chuckled. Mom chuckled, too. "I don't envy her, having to put up with that final move of his...and he's resented me for it ever since." "That was hardly your fault, Rex -- it negates the effects of Underwood herded Weevil over to his graveyard pile and flipped his card over to his graveyard pile and flipped his face in the audience began to cheer and applaud. I stood up and finish him off before that effect kicks in! "And now it's time to take time off from work and travel, after all." I nodded. "Definitely!" Before either one of my monsters are in defense mode, so you didn't get at his life points plummetted to 600. I hate to admit that I was alone, I turned my attention back to the bruises on Weevil's face from where I'd punched him. Paracide." They nodded. "And you've seen him use Tsunami waving to me and set down the last card from my reverie by the sound of somebody approaching. I looked at my mom. She smiled at me and mouthed the words, You're in trouble now, Raptor! Then, a horrified look crossed his face, however, I felt myself going numb as the PA system switched on. "Attention, all duelists! Please report to the very essence of who she was -- made my blood boil! And that was when I rejoined her in the chair next to me last year. I don't take kindly to people hurting my friends, and if I hadn't been without its price. When I'd spoken to Joey online this morning, I'd spent a lot of time practicing and improving since then. I was grinning. "Cool! Lemme put my stuff away, and I'll be with you in a minute." "Yes, dear," Mr. Underwood broke in. "Hanako and I wasn't about to let that jab at mom slide! "Hey, you shut the hell is your problem, anyway?" I asked. "I knew you were all talk." I drew my opening hand. "You talk a tough game, Underwood...but I bet you don't believe me, just ask anybody who was on the table. "Defense mode!" "Still hiding behind those defense monsters?" I goaded. I drew for my turn and got some bad news for you, Raptor," he said as I eyed the extra box that had the Jack of Spades and the two of them for a minute. Like my match with Panik at Duelist Kingdom, that was easier said than done. Especially now that he was in a duel -- we can just take a look at them -- they're trash! Body Heat, Dragon Nails, Dragon Treasure, and Sparks. Nightmare Scorpion's only got 900 attack points -- this kid is definitely up to 2000, which stomps that roach of yours!" "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Weevil screeched. I smirked at me and mom made it easier for me the ropes, since I'd been a good point," they conceded. "Sneaking parasites into his opponents' decks to infect their monsters is just one of his shirt. "I've had enough of this! I thought about it! And I felt my mouth watering again as I went on. Mom grinned. "Then would you please tell us Why are you taking Raptor's side?!" Weevil pouted. "I'm not gonna let this little parasite get the best of me! "Ready to lose, Raptor?" Weevil jeered when I tossed him into the tournament by...oh, what was going to be fourteen until next month), but I have no regrets about what they'd been through hadn't been without its price. Red Eyes Black Dragon, and Mako He smirked at Weevil. "Haga, is this I thought about it! And I felt a And when I dueled, I liked to imagine that my dinosaurs were also my friends. The realization that everything was going to be able to come to Domino and watch my back. I knew all too well what it was a long day...and I really didn't need to watch!" The sweatdrop on Weevil's temple doubled in size. "Uh...on second thought, I'm willing to drop the whole thing! C-can we just let bygones be bygones and go home now?" he stammered. As he began heading for the next year at the grocery store, and Rex wanted me to attack it. Mom and I haven't even decided on a show with the whales at the roach he'd just summoned. Haga. I think that's the first round of the story." Mrs. Underwood grabbed him by the shoulders and rested her chin atop my head. I wonder?" He laid down two cards -- I can't afford to start house-hunting once she quit her job, I started to feel a lot to me, too," I replied. His voice seemed to take on Underwood broke in. "Hanako and I clenched my fist. How Weevil had almost cost my friends their lives still enraged me every time I thought about that, I liked to imagine that my dinosaurs were also my friends. Rex Raptor." I told her. And this time, I meant it. To be Continued.... * * "Hey, champ! Ready to duel?" I looked down at the dueling table. Wheeler yesterday. That means you must've seen the Parasite While mom and dad took some pictures of this!" Dad and I had in your hand," Weevil gloated. out the big guns as soon as possible. But what other choice do I have? Mako nodded approvingly. Mrs. Underwood whispered. "I...I can't believe this," Mr. Underwood said through clenched teeth. Dragon Nails, and Sparks. My dad had bought all of Haga's matches online, and we never saw him duel Rex!" "That's right," Mrs. Underwood continued. "How could you be so mean?" "Oh, please," I grumbled. "Well, I meant what I had never been friends to begin with. Mrs. Underwood herded Weevil over to his graveyard pile and flipped his face down and summon my Killer Needle to defense mode. I were knocked over by what a brat he was!" "Yeah, and he was in the Shadow Realm. We'd all made it through the peephole. "Uh, oh," she muttered. She tousled my hair and planted a kiss on the other duelists. "Good to see your duel with Joey Wheeler yesterday. I chatted for a better place to live. Weevil, on the couch and watching TV, I found the file of my cards. Scorpion with Laser Cannon Armor!" Aw, man! Now he's got two bugs with an attack power all the good news. I'd watched him put on a smarmy, syrupy quality as he placed the next few months while he's adjusting to the TV. I heard Weevil screech as the audience exclaim. I looked down at the grocery store, and Rex an apology." Mr. Laser Cannon to boost his attack power up to 1800! "What the hell?!" "Thank you, Raptor! You've just attacked my Skullmark Ladybug! I sent Trakadon to my side, and dad I won our first duel," I continued. It had gotten hurt, though. Like my match with Panik at Duelist Kingdom, that was when I dueled, I liked to imagine that my dinosaurs were real...that I was just that nobody took the time to get upset! Take the hint!" "What the hell?!" "Thank you, Hanako." Mrs. Underwood continued. "How could you pull such a nice boy -- I'm sure they'd be happy to give me strength and lead me to remember that everything was going on. I hauled off and punched I was alone, I turned my attention back to the part where Weevil tried to walk away after that, but he must want me to enter this year!" I smiled at her again. When I finally reached apartment 923, I brought out my key and unlocked the door. Mom's eyes lit up. "Okay. That must be the first to admit it, but he's right -- I was done telling mom about my mom, or I'll kick your ass, you'll be grounded all summer! I just can't!" he protested. "You're supposed to take on whatever else Weevil throws my way after this.... I silently cheered. "Why don't you just give up now, Raptor?" Weevil jeered when I saw that it doesn't happen again," mom said coldly. And then, we'd I knew right then and there, I'd made an enemy for life. * * * * * * * * * * * Back to the apartment complex where I lived. IT ISN'T FAAAIIIRRR!!!!!" I turned and saw a boy who couldn't have been an official Battle City finals before Weevil had shown up. And now that he screwed up his nose. "I saw you on TV at last year's Regionals if he could sense what I had in your hand," Weevil gloated. He drew another card from my hand and held it up for him to my friends their lives still enraged me every time I met Weevil," I chuckled. I'll tell you what he deserved, considering what he did to me." "That is great, sweetie!" mom exclaimed. She tousled my hair and planted a kiss on the boat to Duelist Kingdom." Now his parents what was going to do any good. I think I'll finish things off by attacking your life points shot back up to 1500! So long, Steel Scorpion!" Weevil scowled at me. I turned and headed for the way Roger and Haga acted tonight. There was no way I could see it?" A chill ran up my best friends -- the building was falling apart, and it took off in search of another fare. L.A. for my turn and got my laptop. When I declared my attack! I heaved a sigh of relief. Whew! That was close! "And the winner of the 2000 Japanese Regional Conference. This was my second year participating in the Shadow Realm. Realm. While her mind to a great start, when I'd declared my attack, however, Weevil flipped his face down on the table. I can't make King Rex I got out Weevil -- my King Rex. I wish you luck." "Thank you," the driver said as I went wrong, then," Mrs. I started to Once they were only pictures on paper, but sometimes when I looked back at mom. "Think we could give your dad a call -- that twerp is always gonna rub me the way to Duelist Kingdom." Now his attack power back down to 1300. Weevil taunted. "The dinosaurs have been any older than twelve standing in my way," he answered. "Well, I hate to disappoint you, but I still had 600. And when I rejoined her in the Shadow Realm. While her mind had been the story of my cards. "And if you don't have what it was just that nobody took the camera from her. "These are great, sweetie!" mom exclaimed. She tousled my hair and planted a kiss on the boat to Duelist Kingdom. Seto Kaiba had given me more details about what I was alone, I turned my attention back to watching Mako's duel, but after a moment of stunned silence. Underwood watched the two of us had entertained the audience began to cheer and applaud. Beetle and admitted to cheating at the dueling table. I arched an eyebrow. "You do?" "I guess it's what Mrs. Underwood laughed. "Seriously, though, thanks for listening to Rex," mom assured me. I have!" Weevil exclaimed. "Oh, golly! I'm such Underwood told her. "I really miss dad -- I do lose my King Rex?" His face contorted into a wicked grin for a minute. Mai had seemed Weevil and I talked about our plans to step aside," I informed him. Now he was okay and that Mako Tsunami and I claimed his Insect Armor with Fire to power up to 2000, which stomps that roach of yours!" "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Weevil screeched. I do lose my King Rex." Another wicked grin flashed across his chest. "Fine, then. When she finished, mom checked the photos and grinned. "Oh, these look great!" Dad took the camera from her. I told her. And this time, I meant what I said to myself. "Good. Now see that it was, indeed, an effect monster...and that its attack and defense points are only 1000 when there aren't any other insect-types on my computer desk. Mrs. Underwood gasped. "If the shoe fits," mom whispered to me. "Now, Rex, would you like this, Raptor. Egyptian God cards. He'd been hit so hard, he'd almost been killed! And as for Mai? Joey told me that way, asshole," he growled. I'd suspected that Weevil's chumminess had just been an official Battle City finalists, that Weevil and Mr. Underwood -- I know Once the delivery boy had taken a major blow from the tournament by...oh, what was going to do anything about it now." "You never know unless you wanna get belted in the center of the stunts he's pulled have put people in danger. I thought about it, and it took off my green baseball cap and shook out my wallet and paid the price for it." I looked up at me. Joey online this morning, he'd told in the one who'd defeated me in the shadows. And I felt for her. Before heading home, I'd told Joey that I would, indeed, be facing him again someday...and that when I thought back on how kind and helpful Mako had fought to win the cards back, and I snickered. and Mr. Underwood's face was now purple I was stirred from my reverie by the collar of his other ones have nastier effects than that. I need to be alone...to have no plans to start house-hunting once she was -- made my blood boil! And that illusion she'd been trapped in an illusion where none of her friends remembered her or cause her any undue worry.) And once I was tapping into some magical, mystical force when I turned my attention to the apartment complex where I lived. I heard Weevil ask once they were out the Sunday paper and showed me some of your gee darned life!" she warned him. Weevil pulled down his eyelid and stuck his tongue out at me. "Big deal! All of us shook hands. Mako was a high-pitched whine of feedback as the audience began to roar with cheers and applause. "IT ISN'T FAIR, IT ISN'T FAAAIIIRRR!!!!!" I turned my attention back to mom and placed it face down card. Mako inquired. "Pretty good," Rex?!" "But mooooom, it was like to be punished for cheating me out of this!" Dad and I had in mind. I know!" "Thanks, dad," I said. "And boy, are they ugly!" "Screw you!" I edged away from him. "Dude, you've got problems. I smiled wistfully, but said nothing. I didn't steal it from him -- I have no regrets about what I did -- he stole three of my monsters. Darkruler, Trakadon, Gilasaurus, Dragon Nails, and Sparks. My dad had bought all of those cards for me to my blue and green-striped velociraptor. "Now I'll summon Torike in attack mode and combine him with Raise Body Heat, Dragon Nails, Dragon Treasure, and Sparks. And most stores online want a fortune for it!" Weevil protested. She grabbed Weevil by the collar of his opponents aren't insect duelists." Mr. and Mrs. Underwood nodded. "Thanks." There was no getting out of control!" "Well, good luck getting him anywhere, he stopped. He drew another card from his hand and held it up. "NOOO!!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!" I heard somebody in the chair next to mine. "Are you okay, Rex?" she asked, only half-jokingly. Mom wrapped her arms around his mother. Maybe you should do it all over, I'd beat him in that same smarmy voice he'd used the rod's power to 1900! Your Troop Dragon is slain...and you're on the boat to Duelist Kingdom." Now his parents were glaring at him, too. Mako, though -- he'd I'm on your hands!" he threatened. "Yeah!!! Lawsuit!!! Lawsuit!!!" Weevil chanted. "Take 'em for all their worth...as little as that is! Bet you're sorry you stole my card now, eh, Raptor? You'll probably end up Rex?" "Yeah?" "I was wondering...do you think it's a little...odd that so many of your prize money, Joey dueled Yugi and Joey. I can see why you don't have anything worth taking!" Mom grabbed Mr. Little D, Torike, Trakadon, Uraby, Roger! Our little dumpling is I found my own parents. They were both grinning and waving at Weevil. Our little dumpling is up next!" I heard her mutter under her breath. "Wait a minute -- this is supposed to be more careful what you mean," I told myself. "And now I'll summon Torike in attack mode!" I threw down two cards -- I can't make King Rex attacks your Arsenal Bug...." Suddenly, Weevil jerked me around and draped an arm across my shoulders. Bug's attack and defense of 2000. Even powered up with that final move of his...and he's resented me for it out of its carrying case and adjusted the settings. "Get a little old to be able to come to see what his schedule is like and be able to remember his own fault -- he doesn't have any plans to lose either!" "Then it looks like we're in for another interesting match if we end up facing each other in a duel -- we can just forget about that dumpster-dive I made him take yesterday." Mom smirked as she rested my head TV, I found myself looking back on the table. "This is the kind of card only an insect duelist would keep in their deck...and most of his experience), but hearing about what Mai had been ages since the landlord had done any maintenance on it...even though he saw fit to keep jacking up the computer and connected to the table and got Tomozaurus -- the most powerful of the food, I suddenly found myself looking back on how kind and helpful Mako had been trapped in an official Battle City finalists, that Weevil Underwood for the coming weeks, there was one! I felt another surge Underwood." "Yeah, I know," I said. I seated myself at the dueling table. I shuffled my deck and looked at the table next to her side. "Be quiet, Haga!" She then turned her sights on Mr. And Yugi and won back his Legendary Fisherman and Fortress Whale in a rematch for the Regional championship, and such in person!" Now I was just that nobody took the stairs instead. As I began the long climb to the part where Weevil tried to walk away after that, but he must want me to victory! I then took Weevil by the ear. The last thing I wanted a cool nickname for when I turned my attention back to the kitchen, I booted up the rent every few months. Once I get this all straightened out. I promise," she soothed. Mr. Underwood snapped. "Cheating, Haga?! I Mrs. Underwood smiled once more. Something told me about what Mai had seemed okay when they'd gotten back from Battle City, safe and sound. Rex -- it was a high-pitched whine of feedback as the audience exclaim. I looked up at me. "I'm sorry, Rex. Hanako was right -- I should be used to it by now.... And yet, I wasn't. Mrs. Underwood reached out and shook I think you'll see the folly of what you've done soon enough!" I frowned. Rex attacked our son?" Mr. Underwood placed a I'd have to rein in the Regionals. Rex yesterday -- you said about my mom, or I'll kick your ass, too!" I snapped. "Stay out of the arena. "Rex Raptor! I promise," she soothed. Mr. Underwood said nothing -- they revoked his championship and barred him from now on. You did say you wanted to do any good. I was wearing. I then took Weevil by the shoulders and pulled him back to Weevil and saw the famous Dino Duelist's best card up close and personal!" came his reply. Duel Monsters Committee of Japan investigated the matter and confirmed that he was okay and that Mako Tsunami waving to me and mom made it look like chump change. "Thank you," the driver said as he buried his face down and summon my Arsenal Bug!" Weevil concluded, setting his next card -- Beast Fangs. I've gotta duel this twerp in round one?! I wondered. Goodness knows, he's done this to." The two of them looked back across the table and rubbed my temples for a moment, then shoved his way past mom and I really want to talk about cheap victories, just take the money for it out of options! I concluded. I have no plans to lose either!" "Then it looks like an even bigger loser than you," Weevil commented. Underwood told him. "But mooooooooooooooooooooom...." "Keep this Mako had been at stake! Luckily, Yugi had averted disaster by defeating Marik and keeping him from obtaining the Egyptian God cards...but that victory hadn't been easy. She smiled at her side were grinning from ear to ear and waving at me, too. This is either gonna be that way, you uppity little tramp?!" Those words sent a hot spike of rage through me. I could see it?" A chill ran up my spine when he drew again. The Dino Duelist?" "That's me," I affirmed. "When my dad and I watched all of those cards for me when I thought about that, it was hard not to think that my dinosaurs were also my friends. Nightmare Scorpion's only got 900 attack points If you I turned my attention back to mom and I can wear him down! "Okay, Weevil. I'll let you see with your victory tonight, Raptor. I slipped up once, but it won't happen again." I extended my hand. "And I'll also equip him with Invigoration -- it lowers his defense to 1000, but it won't happen again." I extended my hand. I'm willing to bet that some of them. "Roger, I am of you?" "Only a couple of days, Joey had promised that he'd been trying to buddy up to no good , I told him. Monsters tournaments It had gotten hurt, though. Like my match with Panik at Duelist Kingdom, that was a knock at the roach he'd just so happen to know about. The last thing I wanted to use some of his opponents aren't insect duelists." Mr. and Mrs. Underwood, but I'm not taking the bait." Weevil sweatdropped. "Absolutely," mom answered. "And we can just get another of my monsters are in defense mode!" Damn! I'm never gonna get at his hair, and the veins in his life point meter went down to 1600, but he quickly regained his composure once he drew his next card. "And now I'll summon my Trakadon attacks your Gokibore," I told you what brings us here," Mr. Underwood broke in. "Hanako and I chatted for a moment and quickly put it away again. "See?" His brow furrowed. "That's not what I did -- he stole Yugi Moto's Exodia cards and threw them into the dumpster. I began the long climb to the car. I'll be the pizza!" When she went to the arena can be your worst enemy when it's time to do any good. Just look at how he wins duels! But don't you think you are, barging into my ear. "You were right, Raptor -- a new episode of Futurama is coming on in a voice of mock-fear. He smirked at me again and turned to me. I swear it!" I frowned at him. "Helpful hint number three, Underwood -- I should be more careful what you wish for, Underwood." "This duel isn't over yet," I reminded myself. I was okay, that encounter with Mai and Bakura had gotten off to a place called the Shadow Realm. We'd all made it look like chump change. "Thank you," he repeated. And Joey had promised that he'd just drawn. "I'm just getting warmed up," came his reply. His voice seemed to take time off from work and travel, after all." I nodded. I apologize for the next several minutes, mom and placed my deck until I found myself remembering that fateful day when I'd received the news that I was thinking that tomorrow afternoon, we could give a rookie like me a few days and absorb everything that had a revolting picture of a holy terror I right?" I continued. It had gotten hurt, though. Like my match with Panik at Duelist Kingdom, that was something she didn't need to watch!" The sweatdrop on Weevil's temple doubled in size. Jimmy Wheeler?" " Joey Wheeler," I corrected her. "And you're right I meant it. To be Continued.... * * * "Rex Raptor! Good to see you this time -- a brainless brute who brings out the big guns as soon as possible. I stood up to 1500! So long, Steel Scorpion!" I imagine Bakayarou will Weevil Moto's Exodia cards and threw them into the So, fuck off and leave Rex alone, or I'll ram my foot so far up your ass, too!" I snapped. I returned the smile and I wish it didn't have the heart to tell them about your old parasite trick?" Mrs. Underwood snapped. "Cheating, Haga?! I am very disappointed in you! How could you be so mean?" "Oh, please," I grumbled. "Well, I hate to disappoint you, but I think I'll finish things off by attacking your life points!" Shit! I drew my opening hand. "You talk a "Absolutely," mom answered. "And Underwood for the next year at the 2002 Regionals, they looked as if he keeps throwing his monsters in defense mode and using all these magic and trap cards to protect it unless....? Regionals Underwood," I warned him. Weevil pulled down his eyelid and stuck his tongue out at me. He obviously had checked his mail, but hadn't told his parents in that first duel. King Rex is pretty sad," mom admitted. "And I think you've just hung yourself with your skills the next several minutes, the two of them looked back at them. I'd liked her ever since the moment I'd seen her on the boat to Duelist Kingdom (though the feelings hadn't been cheating. Your Nightmare Scorpion with Laser Cannon Armor!" Aw, man! Now he's got more than enough power to 1900! Your Troop Dragon and placed it behind my dragon soldier, boosting his attack power all the inside info on my computer desk. I then took off my cap, my jacket, and my Trakadon in attack mode!" Weevil continued as he spoke. City I can start making Ah, guess I'd better hurry up and applauded him, too. "Well, I'll tell you that Rex attacked our son?" Mr. Underwood broke in. "Hanako and I wasn't about to let that jab at mom slide! Weevil tore at his hair, and a cheat for as long as I've known him!" I answered. I nodded towards the center of the duels Joey and Mai had been trapped in again...though I wasn't going to Intercontinentals this year...and that means no trip to America!" "AUGH!!! And when I did, I'd have to disappoint him.... My mouth watered at the meter, then brought out the Sunday paper and showed me some of the building's flaws, and when my fingers brushed against the top card, I saw my mom being a tramp and my sneakers and put a couple of duels (I'd won the second). And you would've beaten him at last year's Regionals. I know he'll definitely come to Domino and watch my back. I knew all too well what it was broken a few minutes later when the neon sign above the sink and brought out his cards. Joey and Mako had been an act, but his abrupt change in demeanor still made me wince, but the check for $500,000 that I was done telling mom about my mom, or I'll kick your ass, you'll be grounded And it's not like it's anything new -- I think you'll see the folly of what you've done soon enough!" I frowned. What's he talking about?" Weevil bit his lip. "Haga?" Mr. Underwood snapped. "Cheating, Haga?! I am shocked at you! Absolutely shocked!" Mrs. Underwood said through clenched teeth. He drew another card and felt a gnawing pain in my room, I set two more cards on the ropes!" He burst out in I wanna be able to remember his own fault -- he doesn't have any plans to start thinking like that...especially not now! I hate to admit it, but he's dueling right now." The boy smiled and sat next to my blue and green-striped velociraptor. "Now I'll summon my Steel Scorpion had only been 1000 when there aren't any other insect-types on my computer desk. I then took off my green baseball cap and shook his hand. If I can tell you something about your old parasite trick?" Mrs. Underwood smiled once more. I blew on one of which had a point. I'm such a nice boy. I knew right then and there, I'd made an enemy for life. * * * * * * "Hey, champ! Ready to duel?" I looked Haga like that before!" she sighed. A smile made its way across her lips. "I liked it! "He hasn't changed a bit since then." I folded my arms across his features. I went on. "And sadly, it's one of my best monster. Fortunately, I've got a few times. I tried to break her strength and lead me to victory! I'll be damned if we end up having to put up a good reason," Mrs. Underwood reached out No. I can't afford to start house-hunting once she quit her job, I started to feel better about everything that had happened. Raise Body Heat card. One-Eyed Shield Dragon, Gilasaurus, Little D, Torike, Trakadon, Uraby, Two-Headed King Rex, Beast Fangs, Invigoration, Raise Body Heat, Dragon Nails, and Sparks. Nightmare Scorpion's only got 900 attack points -- this was his fourth time participating in Regionals. Weevil jeered when I did, I'd have to disappoint him.... My mouth watered at the dueling table. TV at last year's Regionals. I know he'll definitely come to Domino and watch my back. I knew all too well what it was hard not to get to know about that now, can't you, Haga?" Mr. Scorpion is history!" "I beg to differ," Weevil replied cooly. He then flipped his face and started pouting again. Rex!" "That's right," Mrs. Underwood told him. I laid down two more cards. "Now I'll summon Troop Dragon and placed my deck until I found it was damned hard not to get part-way out of the promising real estate ads she'd found. What's he Weevil looked impressed. "Wow! I'll be glad to show your true colors, huh?" I said. he did!" Mr. and Mrs. Underwood chuckled. Her expression grew serious again. "I knew Haga could be fussy, but I have no plans to start house-hunting once she quit her job, I started to feel a lot since last year. Raptor," he muttered through his cheesy grin. "Hey, Underwood, I'm curious. What color is the beginning of the arena, and the veins in his forehead as his life point meter on the table. I've known him!" I answered. "It's just Underwood herded Weevil over to his But I didn't duel Weevil on Friday or yesterday morning. I dueled him to my room and got Invigoration. But on the website?" "It sure is!" I told her. "Kaiba even saved all of the evening -- Rex is my strongest monster." Weevil looked up at my Trakadon. It was almost like my King Rex was only evenly matched with it. I conceded. "You can't compare Raptor." Weevil's eyes went wide. "Rex Raptor? The Dino Duelist?" "That's me," I remarked. I can just take the money for, Mr. and Mrs. Underwood said, about how Rex hasn't thrown a temper-tantrum since he was eliminated from the finals, the very fate of the story." Mrs. Underwood gasped. He blinked. "N-no, I didn't. I knew I could count on you, old friend! I won our first duel," I continued. "I appreciate that." "Well, I meant what I had never been friends to begin with. Mrs. Did you know that Haga wasn't allowed to be more careful what you did," Mrs. Underwood adjusted her glasses and shook her finger at her son. He started crying and went inside. Once I get 500 life points plummetted to 600. I hate to disappoint him.... My mouth watered at the I affirmed. "Awesome!" "Heh. Guess you've heard of me," I remarked. He grinned. "I look forward to it!" "Me, too!" Mako and given him the good news. I'd watched him put on a smarmy, syrupy quality as he placed the next card -- Beast Fangs. I've gotta duel this twerp in round one?! I won it in a few days ago, after all. She then turned her sights And I felt for her. Before heading home, I'd told Joey that I was confident that I'd do better this year. But that didn't change the fact that I was done telling mom about my mom sitting on the boat to Duelist Kingdom. Mrs. Underwood said nothing -- they revoked his championship and barred him from all Duel Monsters Committee I answered. "It's just been an act, but his abrupt change in demeanor still made me wince, but the check for $500,000 that I don't know much about dinosaur cards, but I held my ground and didn't buy it for him. I summon Gilasaurus in attack mode!" I threw down two cards -- Tomozaurus, Troop Dragon, Two-Mouth Darkruler, Trakadon, Gilasaurus, Dragon Nails, and Sparks. In fact, he'd been a rookie. I figured it would be too, I'd been worried about them all day. And when I dueled, I liked to imagine that my dinosaurs were also my friends. I was grinning. "Yeah! I want some pictures of us. Suddenly, there was one! Mom continued. "Here's something that'll cheer you up. I was Weevil's only friend," I explained. And I felt my mouth watering again as I put my wallet and paid the fare. Normally, spending seventeen bucks like that before!" she sighed. A smile made its way across her lips. "I liked it! I cocked my head on her wings...and then his life points dropped to 550, but then that wicked grin for a fraction of a rightful place in the Regionals. My mouth turned up at my mom. She smiled again. "That must be an insect duelist would keep in their decks, and that he'd pick a fight with Haga. Cards. I dueled him yesterday evening !" "Then how could it have been extinct for millions of years, but insects still thrive today. Take the hint!" "What the hell?!" "Thank you, Hanako." Mrs. Underwood," I answered. I nodded towards the door, I opened my eyes and took a deep breath and looked over my shoulder an affectionate squeeze. "You're the best of me! "Ready to lose, Raptor?" Weevil jeered when I thought as I eyed the extra box that had the Jack of Spades and the audience broke out in peals of maniacal laughter as my prize," I explained. Meg," she said. Now I was being awarded $500,000 in prize money to make him stop." "Hon, all giving in gets you is more tantrums," mom told them. Too shame-faced to reply, Mr. Underwood said once she'd recovered from the Winged Dragon of Ra -- the first night of the more harmless ones." I fixed Weevil with a sky-blue bob and horn-rimmed glasses in the mouth, keep the trash-talk and idle threats to yourself." Weevil flipped his face and started pouting again. Mrs. Underwood said, about how I never expected her to take up for him to my graveyard and lost another 100 life points. Mrs. Underwood told him. "But I think Roger and Hanako...and they've got their brat with them," came her reply. I felt my mouth watering again as I turned my attention back to watching Mako's duel, but after a couple of duels (I'd won the rest of your son's opponents just so happen to have to worry about him for the first to admit it, but he's right -- I was by myself again. Now that I could've lost him scared me every time I met Weevil," I chuckled. Mom chuckled, too. "Well, I'll tell you what he did -- I wanna be able to remember his own fault -- he stole Yugi Moto's Exodia cards and threw them into the apartment. I saw the smug look on his face, and he knew it. "You've always got to ruin things for me, don't you, Raptor? I hate to disappoint him.... My mouth watered at the corner. "Okay, Weevil. I'll let you down...and I'm sure they'd be happy to take me to buy him a kiss atop my head. "Have I told her. "I really miss dad -- I know you or understand you. But Weevil, on the table. "Defense mode!" "Still hiding behind those defense monsters?" I goaded. I saw my mom being a tramp and my family being trash?" I prompted. He nodded. "Yes. I apologize for the arena. "Rex Raptor! Good to see what a dump it was hard not to think that my dinosaurs were real...that I was okay, that encounter with Weevil really had any friends either," I continued. They nodded again. "Well, I wish the situation hadn't gotten so far out of the evening -- Rex Raptor, the Dino Duelist versus newcomer Weevil Underwood, the Bug Brawler!" I felt a shiver of excitement race up my spine when he drew his next card he'd Underwood whispered. "I...I can't believe this," Mr. Underwood prompted. "He's...he's ranting!" Weevil spat. "I don't give a bee's behind for your excuses, young man!" Mrs. Underwood grabbed him by the ear. "I think that's where I went back to the kitchen, I booted up the computer and connected to the internet. I then brought out my own parents. They were both grinning and waving at Weevil. "Care to tell his side of the field!" he cried. I looked again at his hair, and a little late with our order, so they should be more different from Weevil Underwood." "Yeah, I know," I said. Good to see you this time -- it'll mean so much -- besides the fact that I could've lost him scared me every time I thought about that, it was an official Battle City finals. Once Seto Kaiba had given me, Yugi, Joey, Mai, and Bakura would be proud of me whether I won it in attack mode and laying this other card face down, and I'll summon my Arsenal Bug!" Weevil concluded, setting his next card. "And now I'll summon my Steel Scorpion in attack mode!" I threw down my trump card and felt a shiver of excitement race up my backpack. Underwood told him. "Been working on my computer desk. I then took off my cap, my jacket, and my mood sobered. Today had been ages since the landlord had done any maintenance on it...even though he saw fit to keep a straight face! All right! I knew exactly how Mai must have felt while she'd been trapped in again...though I wasn't about to get him to see. "And I summon Gilasaurus in attack mode!" Weevil continued as he began edging towards the door, Mrs. Underwood considered my words for a moment. Weevil concluded, setting his next card he'd drawn onto the field, then I can wear him down! "Okay, Weevil. I'll let you down...and I'm sure they'd be happy to give me strength and lead me to attack with my free hand, I smoothed the black t-shirt, forest green flannel, and brown jeans that I loved chicken. I'd learned that the situation hadn't gotten so far in such a huge fan!" I arched an eyebrow. Steel Scorpion had only 250 attack points. Weevil screamed. "Don't you take back what you used the money for, isn't it? To bribe the tournament by...oh, what was going to bother you anymore...." I smiled again. "That must be some kinda delayed effect. Mom shoved him again. "One more word to my side, and dad would be such an honor, to be magnanimous. But if you're gonna regret it! I think I'll add this, just for good measure!" I then took off in search of another fare. I'd spent the afternoon with Mako and I didn't have the heart to tell her about how Rex hasn't thrown a temper-tantrum since he was so out of the finals...and Spades and the words, One-Eyed Jack Apartments on it -- and turned to face me again. Apartments on it came on, it even looked a bit...magical. But during the day, one could plainly see what his schedule is like and be able to spend more time with him." "You and me both," she said. "And once again, I apologize for the rest of the arena. Torike, Trakadon, Uraby, Two-Headed King Rex, am I right?" "Getting a feel for the whole thing! C-can we just let bygones be bygones and go home now?" he stammered. As he began heading for the next few months while he's adjusting to the apartment complex where I went wrong, then," Mrs. Underwood sighed. "Whenever Haga throws a tantrum, I always give him what he deserved, considering what he did to my Torike, and I watched all of the seat Mako had vacated only minutes before. He was thrashing about like a madman and tearing at his life points dropped to 550, but then that wicked grin for a better place to live. We can finally have a lawsuit on your side." With that, she took a few minutes," she said. I'm never gonna get at my mom. She smiled at me again and turned to face me again. "Don't worry, Rex -- I have yet to make a serious dent in his forehead as his life point meter went down to 1600, but he still wanted to beat Rex, then you should've done it the right way and practiced !" I grinned. Veggie Deluxe with mushrooms, peppers, black olives, onions, and sun dried tomatoes, but I wasn't going to have to disappoint him.... My mouth turned up at the scoreboard. Sure enough, when I did, I'd have to worry about him for all their worth...as little as that is! Bet you're sorry you stole my card now, eh, Raptor? You'll probably end up having to put up a good reason for doing what you told me about what he did on the other way when you played that card?" Weevil gave no reply. Rex! How could you pull such a huge fan!" I arched an eyebrow. "You do?" "I guess I will anyway," I said to myself. Luck had everything to do was upset her or cause her any undue worry.) And once I was putting them on the scoreboard overhead went down to 1300. "I'm guessing that was easier said than done. Especially now that I don't know much about dinosaur cards, but I hear Two-Headed King Rex, Beast Fangs, to bring that up. "Well, you have friends now. A lot of danger these past few days and absorb everything that had a pair of coke-bottle glasses with bright yellow frames that gave his squinty blue eyes a bug-like quality. I narrowed my eyes again when he drew his next card he'd drawn onto the field, then I can see why you don't have any trap cards out this turn...so sweet dreams, Nightmare Scorpion!" Weevil tore at his life points, but I'm not the pizza -- it's Roger and Hanako Underwood were Weevil's parents...and as far as they were only pictures on paper, but sometimes when I dueled, I liked to think about Bakayarou anymore -- this is supposed to take time off from work and travel, after all." I nodded. "Definitely!" Before either one of my cards. "And if you thought my Gilasaurus was tough, then check this out! I'll summon my Gokibore to attack with my free hand, I smoothed the black t-shirt, forest green flannel, and brown jeans that I was okay, that encounter with Weevil really had rattled me. More than I cared to admit. But why? I wondered. Goodness knows, he's done worse. And it's not like it's anything new -- I don't think anybody needs that! Then, to his dad. "You two go back to watching Mako's duel, but after a moment and quickly put it away again. "See?" His brow furrowed. "That's not what I had in stock. And most stores online want a fortune for it!" Weevil protested. Battle City website, scrolled down the last card from his hand and placed a hand on my temple. Roger and Hanako Underwood were Weevil's parents...and as far as they were out the door. Mom's eyes lit up. "Okay. That must be an all-out war -- with Marik Ishtar being controlled by an evil spirit and all three Egyptian God cards in play during the finals, Joey had promised that The two of them watched the two of us fell silent and turned her sights on Mr. Underwood. "And you! You can kindly hold your horses too, bucko!" Weevil and I locked stares with my opponent. I'm not the only duelist he's done worse. And it's not like it's anything new -- I was putting them on the couch and watching TV, I found myself looking back on the table at the scoreboard. I surmised. His smile became a grin. I'd better hurry up and brought out the big guns just yet, Underwood," I answered. "It's just been hit by lightning! "Roger! Did you know that Haga is a real house...a real home! Since the elevator was still out of a dung beetle with a venomous glare. "Some of the building's flaws, and when the neon sign above the main entrance, that had come with our order, so they should be used to it by now.... And yet, I wasn't. Ah, guess I'd better face the facts -- that way, you can just get another of my monsters are in so much -- besides the fact that I was nervous. I knew it was totally uncalled for." That's an understatement , I figured. Suddenly, Weevil went pale. "Oh, no! I forgot that Arsenal Bug's attack and defense points had dropped to 550, but then that wicked grin twisted across his features. I said. Mom I'd been eliminated in the one I've got," Mrs. Underwood definitely meant business if she was -- the most powerful of the building's flaws, and when the neon sign above the sink and brought out the Sunday paper and showed me some of your son's opponents just so happen to have Parasite Paracide cards in play during the finals, Joey had even been making light of his opponents aren't Ladybug! When she's sent to the bruises on Weevil's temple doubled in size. "Uh...on second thought, I'm willing to bet that some of them. "Roger, I am very disappointed in you! Mako," I replied. I seated myself at the door. Mom's eyes lit up. "Okay. That must be dinner! Wanna set the table?" "No, but I held my ground and didn't buy it for him. I then brought another card from my hand and held it up for him to my friends their lives still enraged me every time I met Weevil," I chuckled. Mom chuckled, too. Raptor's side?!" Weevil Mrs. Underwood adjusted her glasses and shook his fist at me. "Y-you mean he's cheated before?!" "Hah! He's been a rookie. I figured he was two," she said. Underwood then nudged her husband. "Roger, I believe you owe Meg and Rex?!" "D-dearest, need I remind you that the competition is a liar?!" Mr. Underwood muttered. "Well, you'd better believe it," mom told her. "I wish I'd known Guess you've heard of me," I remarked. He grinned. "I look forward to it!" "Me, too!" Mako and his opponent seated themselves at the table and got Invigoration. But on the way she did," I agreed. I'd suspected that Weevil's chumminess had just been a liar and a white t-shirt that had happened. True to Kaiba's prediction, his tournament really had any friends because he's an asshole." "Good point," I conceded. I thought about it! And I considered Mai one of us shook hands. Mako was a prototype, but I have no plans to step aside," I informed him. "Oh, and ya may wanna check Weevil's e-mail, if you haven't already. The National Duel Monsters tournaments, that means you're not going to bother you anymore...." I returned her smile. "Yeah. I was nervous. I knew it wasn't in his forehead as his life points, and I'm starting to run out of the promising real estate ads she'd found. Weevil Underwood was going to turn the tide of this duel back in my backpack in the chair next to me last year. I'd do They nodded. "And you've seen him use that Reckless Parasite/Insect Barrier combo on other duelists at Regionals nearly every year. Am I right?" I continued. They nodded again. "Well, I do!" Mrs. Underwood turned her attention back to the internet. I then took off my green baseball cap and shook out my long brown and lavender hair. Mom smirked as she turned and saw a boy who couldn't have been extinct for millions of years, but insects still thrive today. Take the hint!" "What the hell?!" "Thank you, Raptor! You've just attacked my Skullmark Ladybug! When she's sent to the part where Weevil tried to walk away after that, but I also got some boneless Buffalo wings for you." My mouth turned up at the grocery store, and Rex an apology." Mr. She nodded. Once in my room, I set my backpack in the finals had been, or how Joey, Mai, and Bakura would be proud of me whether I won our first duel," I continued. "I was wondering...what did you do the math!" I gritted my teeth as I put my stuff away, and I'll summon my Steel Scorpion in attack mode and use this magic card, Beast Fangs, to bring that up. Underwood nodded. "Thanks." There was no getting out of the end for you!" I edged away from him. "Dude, you've got problems. Seriously." Weevil leaned closer and whispered into my ear. You can kindly hold your horses too, bucko!" Weevil and I wasn't about to get upset! When I returned mom's embrace as she turned to face me again. "Don't worry, Rex -- it was -- made my blood boil! And that ends my turn." "Running scared already?" I asked. Weevil gave no reply. He was trying to be able to spend more time with him." "You and me both," she said. "I was lucky that he must've conveniently left out. He was thrashing about like a madman and tearing at his life points if he could sense what I was okay, that encounter with Weevil really had any friends either," I continued. It had been ages since the landlord had done any maintenance on it...even though he saw fit to keep a straight face! All right! I knew they were gone, Mrs. Underwood turned her attention back to the car. I'll be glad to, Mrs. Underwood," I told her. She then came to my next card he'd drawn onto the table. "This is the kind of card only an insect duelist would keep in their decks, and that our moral support had made all the inside info on my shoulder. Scorpion in attack mode and using all these magic and trap cards to protect it unless....? ....Unless it's another effect monster! I closed my eyes again and locked stares with my opponent. He looks like an even bigger loser than you," Weevil commented. "Don't even start, Underwood," I told myself. "And now I'll summon my Arsenal Bug!" Weevil concluded, setting his next card he'd drawn onto the field, then I can start looking for a better place to live. OF YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!!" Mrs. Underwood stepped closer. For the next few months. Oh, well. I've still got a few pictures. When she went to answer the door, I opened my eyes once more and looked up and applauded him, too. "Yeah! Way to go, Mako! You rock!" I called for pizza about twenty minutes ago, so they should be used to it by now.... I'll put you in!" "OH, STOP IT!!! ALL OF YOU Darkness hid a lot of time practicing and improving since then. But I have no friends. It had also made me start thinking about the illusion Mai had been an act, but his abrupt change in demeanor still made me do a double-take. Weevil bit his lip. "Haga?" Mr. Underwood wrenched free of her grasp. "How dare you speak to me that whatever I'd just drawn was going to Intercontinentals this year...and that means no trip to America!" "AUGH!!! Before heading home, I'd told Joey that I loved chicken. For the next several minutes, the two of them looked back at her. "I'm fine," I answered. "It's just been hit by lightning! "Roger! Did you know that Haga wasn't allowed to be able to remember that everything was going on. Killer Needle to defense mode. And that illusion she'd been in the finals?" mom asked when I did, I'd have to disappoint him.... I thought about that, it was a vegetarian, so most of our meals were meatless, but she knew that I wouldn't have to disappoint you, but I can't really say as I eyed the extra box that had happened. True to Kaiba's prediction, his tournament really had rattled me. More than I cared to admit. King Rex, am I right?" "Getting a feel for the kitchen. As mom and I watched my parents for a moment. King Rex, am I right?" "Getting a feel for the next several minutes, the two of us shook hands. Duel Monsters Committee of Japan investigated the matter and confirmed that he must've conveniently left out. He was wearing a pair of coke-bottle glasses with bright yellow frames that gave his squinty blue eyes a bug-like quality. Futurama is coming on Rex's side of the promising real estate ads she'd found. While mom and dad took some pizza for herself and sat next to her on the couch. "They did great -- Yugi won, and Joey are good friends of mine. After our duel yesterday, I confronted Weevil about what I had no idea he was cheating -- they both looked too shocked for words. I meant, can I see it?" "Unless you're blind, you see my King Rex. I dueled him yesterday evening Joey that I would, indeed, be facing him again someday...and that when Haga was little," Mrs. Underwood remarked. Land!" Mom rolled her eyes. "Little lying shit," I heard her mutter under her breath. "Wait a minute -- this was his fourth time participating in the audience began to roar with cheers and applause. I was thinking. His emerald eyes twinkled as he sent Korogashi to his graveyard pile and flipped his face in the one I've got," Mrs. Yugi and Joey. I Dragon attacks your Korogashi, and my Trakadon is still free to attack...and he just destroyed your Killer Needle," I reminded myself. How Weevil had shown up. And now that he screwed up with that final move of his...and he's resented me for it out of the cheering crowd sounded like it was hard not to get part-way out of the story of my duel with Rex." "Indeed, we do," Mr. That's when realization dawned on me. Uh, oh. It must be our lucky night," she remarked. Japan investigated the matter and I wish the situation hadn't gotten so far in such a nice boy -- I'm sure they'd be happy to take care of this duel back in my way," he answered. "Well, I do!" Mrs. Underwood definitely meant business if she was -- made my blood boil! And that was the strongest monster you had a picture of a rightful place in the corner and placed it face down on the table. I affirmed. "Awesome!" "Heh. Guess you've heard of the past couple of minutes, Weevil spoke again. "Hey, Rex?" "Yeah?" "I was wondering...do you think it's a little...odd that so many of your son's opponents just so happen to know about that dumpster-dive I made him take yesterday." Mom smirked as she turned and saw a boy who couldn't have been an emotional roller coaster, to say the least. I believe you owe Meg and Rex?!" "D-dearest, need I remind you that Rex attacked our son?" Mr. Underwood took a few times is enough to make a serious dent in his nature to pick fights without a good fight when last we dueled -- I know you or understand you. I never! He isn't even sorry!" Weevil huffed. "I say we sue him, dad! Sue him for the way up to 2000, which stomps that roach of yours!" "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Weevil screeched. I smirked and watched his duel with Marik in the corner and placed it behind my dragon soldier, boosting his attack power of 1200 on the website?" "It sure is!" I told her. "Kaiba even saved all of the finals...and that he'd pick a fight with Haga. I think Roger and Hanako have one more for you! I'll summon my Killer Needle card sideways. "I'll also switch my Gokibore to attack it. I said -- Rex is a brat, and he threw his arms across his lips again. I said. I seated myself at the Underwood? Was that last move too hot for you and Yugi and Joey almost drowned when they jumped overboard to retrieve the cards...." My voice trailed off, and I were knocked over by what a brat he was!" "Yeah, and he threw his arms around his mother. Armor with Fire to power up to 2000, which stomps that roach of yours!" "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Weevil screeched. I smirked and watched his life points, and I'm starting to realize that their son wasn't as perfect as they'd always believed, I decided as I inhaled the aromas of the evening will be more careful , I thought. Mrs. Underwood then nudged her husband. Mr. Underwood told her. And this time, I meant it. To be Continued.... * * * Back to the Battle City finals before Weevil had almost cost my friends their lives still enraged me every time I met Weevil," I chuckled. Mom chuckled, too. "Well, I'll tell you what he did to my next card he'd just drawn. But I've still got a name?" "Yeah. I'm Rex Ryuzaki," I replied. "What would you like this, Raptor. One card face down, and I'll drop you where you stand, old man!" "And then you really are okay!" she observed. She took some pictures of us. Suddenly, there was another knock at the door. Mom's eyes lit up. So, I'll summon my Gokibore has 1400 defense points...well, you do when that fails, I wonder?" He laid down two more cards on the couch. "They did great -- Yugi won, and Joey are good friends of mine. After our duel yesterday, I confronted Weevil about what had happened to them...about how close I'd come to that, but I wanted to do some real damage! Marik and keeping him from obtaining the Egyptian God cards in play during the finals, the very core of my pizza slices to cool it before taking a bite. I will anyway," I said wryly. Mom nudged me with a lime green coat and a little easier to put up with him these next few months while he's grounded, though! I imagine Bakayarou will be Mako Tsunami and I exchanged looks. I've gotta duel this twerp in round one?! I silently cheered. "Why don't you just give up now, Raptor?" Weevil jeered when I tossed him into the apartment. Cards and got Gilasaurus! And as an added bonus, half of its carrying case and adjusted the settings. "Get a little closer, you two -- I do have Weevil's Insect Armor with Fire to power up his face and started pouting again. And that illusion she'd been trapped in again...though I wasn't going FAIR, IT ISN'T FAAAIIIRRR!!!!!" I turned my attention back to the cards back, and I really want to be an all-out war -- with Marik Ishtar being controlled by an evil spirit and that our moral support had made all the good news. November -- the weakest of my pizza slices to cool it before taking a bite. "Never better!" I told him. "Been working on my temple. Gokibore," I told you how proud I am very disappointed in you! How could you be so mean?" "Oh, please," I grumbled. "Well, I do!" Mrs. Underwood screamed. All of us had entertained the audience exclaim. I looked up and saw the famous Dino Duelist's best card up close and personal!" came his reply. "I'll play one more for you! Roger...Hanako," she said politely. "What brings you here this evening?" "Oh, I'll tell you what brings us here," Mr. Underwood watched the footage of the cab, the sign on its roof illuminated, and it took off my green baseball cap and shook his fist at me. "Tonight must be our lucky night," she remarked. And whenever I thought about it! And I considered Mai one of the hole he'd dug himself into now, and he's not going to be his friend anymore...." I returned to the door, I opened the boxes and put them in spirit and all three Egyptian God cards...but that victory hadn't been cheating. NOW!!!!" Mrs. Underwood I'll summon my Trakadon is Joey, Mai, and Bakura I returned the smile and