IPB Portal GAFF Forum Guidelines Help Search Members Calendar Logged in as: Sara Jaye ( Log Out ) My Controls · View New Posts · My Assistant · My Friends · 0 New Messages The Godawful Fan Fiction Forums Godawful Fan Fiction Golden Oldies 3 Pages 1 2 3 > Cori Falls - The End...? Rating Options Snake Bandage Oct 23 2008, 09:38 PM Post #1 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 23-June 07 Member No.: 720 I am here to announce that Cori Falls, the so-called Queen of Rocketshipping who literally ruined Rocketshipping forever (and also fucked around in the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom a bit) may have disappeared from the Internet. I dunno what else to think. I mean, all that's left of Shining Friendships, her Yu-Gi-Oh fansite, is the main page, and last time I visited the page it still said that the last time she updated it was on December 2007. Thoughts? Personally, I'm slightly annoyed because I really wanted to see that Harry Potter fic she was working on following Deathly Hallows. That could've been epic. -------------------- QUOTE(Lysander, on the subject of pumpkin pie @ Dec 14 2007, 09:18 PM) It means that, when you first get a pumpkin pie, you'll be very happy with it. It's sweet and soft and delicious. Keep a piece for ten years and try to eat it, and it'll kick you out and say you slept with it's sister and call you a slut, or something a whole lot like that. Digimon: Butterfly The Spie Oct 24 2008, 11:06 AM Post #2 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 4-July 07 From: Illinois, United States Member No.: 1 259 She could just be switching fandoms and deleting her old material as a way of burning bridges to the old ones. That's a typical method of closing out your career in one fandom. Also, if you're entering another fandom and have made an ass of yourself in the old one, it's best to try to delete the traces. Too bad Cori's rep is so widespread that it will proceed her into any new endeavor. If that's the case, you have to wonder why she's entering a new fandom. Could it be that she's finally realized that Jessie and James will never get together? Or is it that she's destroyed her rep so much in Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh that she has to enter new fields? I'm still certain that's the reason why Aja left Harry Potter fandom: her rep was so destroyed thanks to her former buddies like Cassie Claire that she had to evacuate. Given her propensities for slash, it was no surprise she went to the slashiest fandom known to man, Prince Of Tennis. -------------------- Jim Dandy met a girl named Sue She was feelin' kinda blue Jim Dandy is the kind of guy Who'd kill a Sue just to watch her die Jim Dandy to the rescue! Go Jim Dandy! Go Jim Dandy! "Dear Forum: I never thought I'd be writing to you, but my GAFF-wife Rabid Badger is also GAFF-married to DeeDee, and, well, I get to watch!" Sara Jaye Oct 28 2008, 11:14 PM Post #3 GAFF Lover Group: Members Posts: 290 Joined: 21-June 07 Member No.: 362 QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 23 2008, 10:38 PM) I am here to announce that Cori Falls, the so-called Queen of Rocketshipping who literally ruined Rocketshipping forever (and also fucked around in the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom a bit) may have disappeared from the Internet. I dunno what else to think. I mean, all that's left of Shining Friendships, her Yu-Gi-Oh fansite, is the main page, and last time I visited the page it still said that the last time she updated it was on December 2007. Thoughts? Personally, I'm slightly annoyed because I really wanted to see that Harry Potter fic she was working on following Deathly Hallows. That could've been epic. Wow, it shows how far behind I am here when I miss a Cori Falls topic. XD Yeah, I check every now and then and it's always the same. There's not even a "down for technical difficulties" lie notice like with her TR site. Part of me kinda wonders/hopes she got that badly-needed therapy to make her realize fandom is not SIRIUS BIZNESS!!, but I'd miss the crazy. -------------------- In Soviet Russia, badfic sporks YOU. Snake Bandage Oct 29 2008, 02:06 AM Post #4 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 23-June 07 Member No.: 720 QUOTE(The Spie @ Oct 24 2008, 06:06 PM) She could just be switching fandoms and deleting her old material as a way of burning bridges to the old ones. That's a typical method of closing out your career in one fandom. Yeah, but on "A White Tomorrow" she at least put a message up. Here it's just... everything's gone save for the main page (dude, I think she ever removed the annoying midi she had playing in the background!). That's just a most random disappearance. QUOTE Also, if you're entering another fandom and have made an ass of yourself in the old one, it's best to try to delete the traces. Too bad Cori's rep is so widespread that it will proceed her into any new endeavor. I don't think she actually cares about her rep at this point. Seems to me that around the time she moved on to Yu-Gi-Oh, she just stopped caring about what other people think and started living in her own little world without bothering to venture outside. QUOTE(Sara Jaye @ Oct 29 2008, 06:14 AM) Part of me kinda wonders/hopes she got that badly-needed therapy to make her realize fandom is not SIRIUS BIZNESS!!, but I'd miss the crazy. Yeah. That masochistic part of me is missing the crazy already, but I do hope it means someone gave her that well-needed bitchslap and made her realize she's 32 and should get over herself already. It's a shame no one bothered to archive her Yu-Gi-Oh fics. They're not as bad as the TR ones, but seriously, Pagan...? I can't even begin to imagine what her planned Harry Potter fic might've been about. And now I'll never find out... -------------------- QUOTE(Lysander, on the subject of pumpkin pie @ Dec 14 2007, 09:18 PM) It means that, when you first get a pumpkin pie, you'll be very happy with it. It's sweet and soft and delicious. Keep a piece for ten years and try to eat it, and it'll kick you out and say you slept with it's sister and call you a slut, or something a whole lot like that. Digimon: Butterfly Sara Jaye Oct 29 2008, 03:29 PM Post #5 GAFF Lover Group: Members Posts: 290 Joined: 21-June 07 Member No.: 362 QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 29 2008, 03:06 AM) I don't think she actually cares about her rep at this point. Seems to me that around the time she moved on to Yu-Gi-Oh, she just stopped caring about what other people think and started living in her own little world without bothering to venture outside. I guess it says something that at least she has enough confidence to be that batshit in public. Or something. Too bad she doesn't have the confidence not to throw hissy fits when anyone dares to disagree with her. QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 29 2008, 03:06 AM) QUOTE(Sara Jaye @ Oct 29 2008, 06:14 AM) Part of me kinda wonders/hopes she got that badly-needed therapy to make her realize fandom is not SIRIUS BIZNESS!!, but I'd miss the crazy. QUOTE Yeah. That masochistic part of me is missing the crazy already, but I do hope it means someone gave her that well-needed bitchslap and made her realize she's 32 and should get over herself already. It's a shame no one bothered to archive her Yu-Gi-Oh fics. They're not as bad as the TR ones, but seriously, Pagan...? I can't even begin to imagine what her planned Harry Potter fic might've been about. And now I'll never find out... ...rats, why didn't I think to do that while I still had the chance? D: Oh, well. At least we've still got her Pokemon saga to mock. This post has been edited by Sara Jaye: Oct 29 2008, 03:36 PM -------------------- In Soviet Russia, badfic sporks YOU. Snake Bandage Oct 29 2008, 03:55 PM Post #6 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 23-June 07 Member No.: 720 At least we have the memories! I mean, I'll never stop baffling over Pagan. WHO IS A BLATANT SELF-INSERT, BY THE WAY, DID ANYONE NOTICE?! I love how she also had Ryuuzaki being a TR fan and having her exact beliefs regarding how awesome the TRio are and what an evil shitweasel Ash is. Good ol' Cori, she just couldn't give it a rest. -------------------- QUOTE(Lysander, on the subject of pumpkin pie @ Dec 14 2007, 09:18 PM) It means that, when you first get a pumpkin pie, you'll be very happy with it. It's sweet and soft and delicious. Keep a piece for ten years and try to eat it, and it'll kick you out and say you slept with it's sister and call you a slut, or something a whole lot like that. Digimon: Butterfly Sara Jaye Oct 29 2008, 10:45 PM Post #7 GAFF Lover Group: Members Posts: 290 Joined: 21-June 07 Member No.: 362 QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 29 2008, 04:55 PM) At least we have the memories! I mean, I'll never stop baffling over Pagan. WHO IS A BLATANT SELF-INSERT, BY THE WAY, DID ANYONE NOTICE?! I love how she also had Ryuuzaki being a TR fan and having her exact beliefs regarding how awesome the TRio are and what an evil shitweasel Ash is. Good ol' Cori, she just couldn't give it a rest. I know, right? XD I especially loved how she had Shizuka (I think it was her) whine on TR's behalf about how evil Ash is. ...wow. I thought Pagan was just a Sue, but if she's really a self-insert Cori's more whacked out than we thought. @_@ -------------------- In Soviet Russia, badfic sporks YOU. Snake Bandage Oct 30 2008, 08:47 AM Post #8 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 23-June 07 Member No.: 720 Totally a self-insert. Note that Cori described herself in that stupid "About the Author" page of hers as having long, auburn hair. Like Pagan. And I think green eyes too. LIKE PAGAN. And I suppose that's part of why she turned Jessie into a not-so-subtle self-insert Sue too. It was just so much easier for her to imagine herself as Jessie, what with the long red hair and all (magenta, Cori. Magenta.) I dunno what's worse, what she did to Jessie or what she did to James. This post has been edited by Snake Bandage: Oct 30 2008, 08:49 AM -------------------- QUOTE(Lysander, on the subject of pumpkin pie @ Dec 14 2007, 09:18 PM) It means that, when you first get a pumpkin pie, you'll be very happy with it. It's sweet and soft and delicious. Keep a piece for ten years and try to eat it, and it'll kick you out and say you slept with it's sister and call you a slut, or something a whole lot like that. Digimon: Butterfly The Spie Oct 30 2008, 11:12 AM Post #9 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 359 Joined: 4-July 07 From: Illinois, United States Member No.: 1 259 QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 30 2008, 08:47 AM) I dunno what's worse, what she did to Jessie or what she did to James. James, by far. At least Jessie retained some of her canon personality. James, on the other hand, was mutilated beyond recognition. A disgrace to Eric Stuart, no doubt. -------------------- Jim Dandy met a girl named Sue She was feelin' kinda blue Jim Dandy is the kind of guy Who'd kill a Sue just to watch her die Jim Dandy to the rescue! Go Jim Dandy! Go Jim Dandy! "Dear Forum: I never thought I'd be writing to you, but my GAFF-wife Rabid Badger is also GAFF-married to DeeDee, and, well, I get to watch!" Snake Bandage Oct 30 2008, 12:18 PM Post #10 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 23-June 07 Member No.: 720 QUOTE(The Spie @ Oct 30 2008, 06:12 PM) QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 30 2008, 08:47 AM) I dunno what's worse, what she did to Jessie or what she did to James. James, by far. At least Jessie retained some of her canon personality. James, on the other hand, was mutilated beyond recognition. A disgrace to Eric Stuart, no doubt. Please, Eric Stuart was a disgrace to James all on his own. XP -------------------- QUOTE(Lysander, on the subject of pumpkin pie @ Dec 14 2007, 09:18 PM) It means that, when you first get a pumpkin pie, you'll be very happy with it. It's sweet and soft and delicious. Keep a piece for ten years and try to eat it, and it'll kick you out and say you slept with it's sister and call you a slut, or something a whole lot like that. Digimon: Butterfly Sara Jaye Oct 30 2008, 03:51 PM Post #11 GAFF Lover Group: Members Posts: 290 Joined: 21-June 07 Member No.: 362 QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 30 2008, 09:47 AM) Totally a self-insert. Note that Cori described herself in that stupid "About the Author" page of hers as having long, auburn hair. Like Pagan. And I think green eyes too. LIKE PAGAN. And I suppose that's part of why she turned Jessie into a not-so-subtle self-insert Sue too. It was just so much easier for her to imagine herself as Jessie, what with the long red hair and all (magenta, Cori. Magenta.) I dunno what's worse, what she did to Jessie or what she did to James. I wanna say Jessie because of the Mary Sue past, the transformation of a Tsundere into a damsel even a Harlequin romance novel would find pathetic, and the Sue and Stu that were her parents. On the other hand, James forgave his abusive whackjob parents just because they came sobbing on their knees to his house. And rips a 13-year-old girl a new one in the most tl;dr fashion since...ever. And let us not forget poor Meowth and Gary. D: -------------------- In Soviet Russia, badfic sporks YOU. Snake Bandage Oct 30 2008, 06:47 PM Post #12 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 23-June 07 Member No.: 720 Aiiiiieeee, I wanted to forget about poor Gary and Meowth. D= Meowth at least kept a piece of his true personality, he was basically himself with half the barbs pulled off with tweezers. I have a theory that the little sneak has such a strong personality in the dub that it's hard to write him completely OOC. Gary, though... I suppose she has Shigeru1313 to help her turn him into the anti-Gary he ended up being, but... no, seriously, OMG, yuck, why wasn't he presented as an arrogant brat turned cool and why was he such a nerd. Yuck. Yuck. I was always a bit disgusted by how OMGAWESOME James was. Dude, I know he's awesome, and I know he's hot, and I'm aware of the fact that he's ridiculously multitalented and surprisingly intelligent in canon too, but, like... in canon? He has flaws. He's an overgrown spoiled brat, whiny, immature, naive, reluctant, a pushover, overemotional, kind of cowardly... that's what makes his awesome parts so awesome. Taking all the lame sides of his personality away actually serves to make him utterly lame. And as talented as he is, making him superamazing in everything under the sun is just ridiculous. I'm sure he's pretty decent with computers (especially compared to someone like Jessie), but hacking into government websites? And what's with him becoming a wizard or whatever? Jeez. And all this talk about his muscles!!! WHAT MUSCLES, THE GUY IS AS SKINNY AS A NOODLE AND AS SOFT AS SPONGE CAKE. He passes off as a prettier girl than Jessie, lady, what the hell is up with you. And you know, while I love the idea of him being a talented artist, the fact that he basically drew smut of himself and Jessie was completely lame and kind of sick. He's not that much of a loser, man. Wait, what did he and Jess end up doing for a living after they had their genetically engineered children? This post has been edited by Snake Bandage: Oct 30 2008, 06:47 PM -------------------- QUOTE(Lysander, on the subject of pumpkin pie @ Dec 14 2007, 09:18 PM) It means that, when you first get a pumpkin pie, you'll be very happy with it. It's sweet and soft and delicious. Keep a piece for ten years and try to eat it, and it'll kick you out and say you slept with it's sister and call you a slut, or something a whole lot like that. Digimon: Butterfly Sara Jaye Oct 31 2008, 08:38 PM Post #13 GAFF Lover Group: Members Posts: 290 Joined: 21-June 07 Member No.: 362 QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 30 2008, 07:47 PM) Aiiiiieeee, I wanted to forget about poor Gary and Meowth. D= Meowth at least kept a piece of his true personality, he was basically himself with half the barbs pulled off with tweezers. I have a theory that the little sneak has such a strong personality in the dub that it's hard to write him completely OOC. Gary, though... I suppose she has Shigeru1313 to help her turn him into the anti-Gary he ended up being, but... no, seriously, OMG, yuck, why wasn't he presented as an arrogant brat turned cool and why was he such a nerd. Yuck. Yuck. I was always a bit disgusted by how OMGAWESOME James was. Dude, I know he's awesome, and I know he's hot, and I'm aware of the fact that he's ridiculously multitalented and surprisingly intelligent in canon too, but, like... in canon? He has flaws. He's an overgrown spoiled brat, whiny, immature, naive, reluctant, a pushover, overemotional, kind of cowardly... that's what makes his awesome parts so awesome. Taking all the lame sides of his personality away actually serves to make him utterly lame. And as talented as he is, making him superamazing in everything under the sun is just ridiculous. I'm sure he's pretty decent with computers (especially compared to someone like Jessie), but hacking into government websites? And what's with him becoming a wizard or whatever? Jeez. And all this talk about his muscles!!! WHAT MUSCLES, THE GUY IS AS SKINNY AS A NOODLE AND AS SOFT AS SPONGE CAKE. He passes off as a prettier girl than Jessie, lady, what the hell is up with you. And you know, while I love the idea of him being a talented artist, the fact that he basically drew smut of himself and Jessie was completely lame and kind of sick. He's not that much of a loser, man. Wait, what did he and Jess end up doing for a living after they had their genetically engineered children? Yeah, Meowth wasn't as consisdently awful as everyone else. Even with all the matchmaking and masturbating to his friends doing it and the Meowsie forgiving he was still there. He's a tough little fighter, the OOC virus isn't gonna take HIM over completely. XD I HATE Shigeru1313's Gary. So. Much. I can see the reading and intelligence, he DOES become a researcher later on after all. But if he's so smart he shouldn't be falling for this TRio's sob stories and embracing them as Good People. And his dealings with Ash make me want to gnaw my own leg off. Even early!Gary wouldn't linger to make self-righteous speeches, he'd call Ash a loser and drive off in his badass car with his hot cheerleaders. Word to that. James is the sanest and most intelligent member of the TRio, but he's also the dorkiest and most childlike member. He isn't meant to be The Ace. Regarding the muscles, I can only imagine it if you compare him with Max, and that doesn't even count cause Max is like 6. XD Actually, I could see him drawing it but it'd come out bad because he'd get embarassed. Then he'd hide them and Jessie would find them and kick his ass for it. Or just be really annoyed. They became glorified farmers. -------------------- In Soviet Russia, badfic sporks YOU. Snake Bandage Oct 31 2008, 09:18 PM Post #14 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 23-June 07 Member No.: 720 QUOTE(Sara Jaye @ Nov 1 2008, 03:38 AM) Yeah, Meowth wasn't as consisdently awful as everyone else. Even with all the matchmaking and masturbating to his friends doing it and the Meowsie forgiving he was still there. He's a tough little fighter, the OOC virus isn't gonna take HIM over completely. XD OH GOD DON'T REMIND ME. I was trying to reread 'The Power That's Inside' a few days ago and I just couldn't go on when I got to the part where he was watching them doing it. I'm like... AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH. You know? AUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. D= QUOTE Regarding the muscles, I can only imagine it if you compare him with Max, and that doesn't even count cause Max is like 6. XD Max is more like 7 going on 8, but yeah, I get where you're going there. XD James has the same build as Brock, he's just a head taller. And, well, Brock's 15 in the beginning of the series. And James is in his early to mid 20's. See where I'm going here...? QUOTE Actually, I could see him drawing it but it'd come out bad because he'd get embarassed. Then he'd hide them and Jessie would find them and kick his ass for it. Or just be really annoyed. Ohhh, yeah, that I can see sorta. Kind of like when I try nude drawing and end up hiding it behind my closet drawers because I'm just too embarrassed about it? Which is kind of terrible since I'm actually trying to get into art school and I have a nude model workshop in a month... ^^; QUOTE They became glorified farmers. ...I have this horrible image of Jessie and James both wearing filthy denim overalls and straw hats, with Jessie sitting in the entrance of a dingy shack with a pitchfork in one hand and a bottle of moonshine in the other, vigorously chewing on a pick, while James is cooking in the kitchen barefoot and... well, not quite pregnant, but maybe with a baby in a sling. Leaving poor Meowth to take care of the animals... I bet he gets stepped on by the Ponyta a lot. (Gosh, the image of James with a baby in a sling is actually adorable, when you try it with his end-of-the-manga look. But I'm a lame fluff-loving kid addict so it might be just me.) Jeez though, that's just wrong. The TRio are much more ambitious than that! I mean, they love attention, and being super self-sufficient doesn't call for a lot of attention. They're going to want to do something that serves others as well as makes them tons of cash! My fondest wish is to see them open a breeding center together (not of the egg kind, the other one). Or a flower shop, that's cute too. This post has been edited by Snake Bandage: Oct 31 2008, 09:20 PM -------------------- QUOTE(Lysander, on the subject of pumpkin pie @ Dec 14 2007, 09:18 PM) It means that, when you first get a pumpkin pie, you'll be very happy with it. It's sweet and soft and delicious. Keep a piece for ten years and try to eat it, and it'll kick you out and say you slept with it's sister and call you a slut, or something a whole lot like that. Digimon: Butterfly Sara Jaye Oct 31 2008, 09:51 PM Post #15 GAFF Lover Group: Members Posts: 290 Joined: 21-June 07 Member No.: 362 QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 31 2008, 10:18 PM) QUOTE(Sara Jaye @ Nov 1 2008, 03:38 AM) Yeah, Meowth wasn't as consisdently awful as everyone else. Even with all the matchmaking and masturbating to his friends doing it and the Meowsie forgiving he was still there. He's a tough little fighter, the OOC virus isn't gonna take HIM over completely. XD OH GOD DON'T REMIND ME. I was trying to reread 'The Power That's Inside' a few days ago and I just couldn't go on when I got to the part where he was watching them doing it. I'm like... AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH. You know? AUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. D= Sorry. XD; I know, it's just...bleeaaargh. I want to write a parody where Meowth catches them in the act, vomits, and tries to use it as blackmail against them for...something or other. QUOTE QUOTE Regarding the muscles, I can only imagine it if you compare him with Max, and that doesn't even count cause Max is like 6. XD Max is more like 7 going on 8, but yeah, I get where you're going there. XD James has the same build as Brock, he's just a head taller. And, well, Brock's 15 in the beginning of the series. And James is in his early to mid 20's. See where I'm going here...? Yep. XD And Tracey's probably a year younger than Brock and he's pretty buff. QUOTE QUOTE Actually, I could see him drawing it but it'd come out bad because he'd get embarassed. Then he'd hide them and Jessie would find them and kick his ass for it. Or just be really annoyed. Ohhh, yeah, that I can see sorta. Kind of like when I try nude drawing and end up hiding it behind my closet drawers because I'm just too embarrassed about it? Which is kind of terrible since I'm actually trying to get into art school and I have a nude model workshop in a month... ^^; Eep, good luck with that! QUOTE QUOTE They became glorified farmers. ...I have this horrible image of Jessie and James both wearing filthy denim overalls and straw hats, with Jessie sitting in the entrance of a dingy shack with a pitchfork in one hand and a bottle of moonshine in the other, vigorously chewing on a pick, while James is cooking in the kitchen barefoot and... well, not quite pregnant, but maybe with a baby in a sling. Leaving poor Meowth to take care of the animals... I bet he gets stepped on by the Ponyta a lot. (Gosh, the image of James with a baby in a sling is actually adorable, when you try it with his end-of-the-manga look. But I'm a lame fluff-loving kid addict so it might be just me.) Jeez though, that's just wrong. The TRio are much more ambitious than that! I mean, they love attention, and being super self-sufficient doesn't call for a lot of attention. They're going to want to do something that serves others as well as makes them tons of cash! My fondest wish is to see them open a breeding center together (not of the egg kind, the other one). Or a flower shop, that's cute too. ...see, now that's just adorable. XD Yeah, or a hair salon. (But apparently in Cori's fics, their jams and candies and pies and whatnot are sooooo good they get a buttload of orders for them or something.) This post has been edited by Sara Jaye: Oct 31 2008, 09:52 PM -------------------- In Soviet Russia, badfic sporks YOU. Snake Bandage Oct 31 2008, 10:12 PM Post #16 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 23-June 07 Member No.: 720 QUOTE(Sara Jaye @ Nov 1 2008, 04:51 AM) QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 31 2008, 10:18 PM) QUOTE(Sara Jaye @ Nov 1 2008, 03:38 AM) Yeah, Meowth wasn't as consisdently awful as everyone else. Even with all the matchmaking and masturbating to his friends doing it and the Meowsie forgiving he was still there. He's a tough little fighter, the OOC virus isn't gonna take HIM over completely. XD OH GOD DON'T REMIND ME. I was trying to reread 'The Power That's Inside' a few days ago and I just couldn't go on when I got to the part where he was watching them doing it. I'm like... AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH. You know? AUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. D= Sorry. XD; I know, it's just...bleeaaargh. I want to write a parody where Meowth catches them in the act, vomits, and tries to use it as blackmail against them for...something or other. Oh oh I like the idea of blackmail! Gotta punish 'em for making his poor brain burn. His retinas, they will never be the same. It's like watching a family member have sex, only twice as awful since he's very close to both of them. D= QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE Regarding the muscles, I can only imagine it if you compare him with Max, and that doesn't even count cause Max is like 6. XD Max is more like 7 going on 8, but yeah, I get where you're going there. XD James has the same build as Brock, he's just a head taller. And, well, Brock's 15 in the beginning of the series. And James is in his early to mid 20's. See where I'm going here...? Yep. XD And Tracey's probably a year younger than Brock and he's pretty buff. You know, now that I think about it, James is even skinnier than both of them!!! See what I said about muscles. QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE Actually, I could see him drawing it but it'd come out bad because he'd get embarassed. Then he'd hide them and Jessie would find them and kick his ass for it. Or just be really annoyed. Ohhh, yeah, that I can see sorta. Kind of like when I try nude drawing and end up hiding it behind my closet drawers because I'm just too embarrassed about it? Which is kind of terrible since I'm actually trying to get into art school and I have a nude model workshop in a month... ^^; Eep, good luck with that! Thanks... I'm terrified. ._.; QUOTE (But apparently in Cori's fics, their jams and candies and pies and whatnot are sooooo good they get a buttload of orders for them or something.) ...that is just so wrong. WHAT IS THIS, THE WALTONS?! D= I can see James as being a better cook than Jessie (I'm convinced she even ruins instant noodles), but making jam is tough shit and I don't think he could handle it. And Meowth is always the cook when they're pretending to work at restaurants so I bet he kicks James' ass at cooking anyway. And I can't even see him making jam. This is outrageous and OOC and WRONG. -------------------- QUOTE(Lysander, on the subject of pumpkin pie @ Dec 14 2007, 09:18 PM) It means that, when you first get a pumpkin pie, you'll be very happy with it. It's sweet and soft and delicious. Keep a piece for ten years and try to eat it, and it'll kick you out and say you slept with it's sister and call you a slut, or something a whole lot like that. Digimon: Butterfly Sara Jaye Oct 31 2008, 10:22 PM Post #17 GAFF Lover Group: Members Posts: 290 Joined: 21-June 07 Member No.: 362 QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 31 2008, 11:12 PM) Oh oh I like the idea of blackmail! Gotta punish 'em for making his poor brain burn. His retinas, they will never be the same. It's like watching a family member have sex, only twice as awful since he's very close to both of them. D= YES. XD Meowth: I saw what youse did there. Jessie and James: *oh crap he's onto us* Um...whatever are you talking about Meowth? Meowth: YOU WAS DOING THE MONKEY BUMP AND I SAW! So unless you want the boss to know you was literally screwin' around on the job... J&J: ...;_; *pwned* QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE Max is more like 7 going on 8, but yeah, I get where you're going there. XD James has the same build as Brock, he's just a head taller. And, well, Brock's 15 in the beginning of the series. And James is in his early to mid 20's. See where I'm going here...? Yep. XD And Tracey's probably a year younger than Brock and he's pretty buff. You know, now that I think about it, James is even skinnier than both of them!!! See what I said about muscles. Yep. Not as skinny as say, the boys from Kaze to Ki no Uta, but it wouldn't take much weight loss or corsets for him to masquerade as one. QUOTE QUOTE (But apparently in Cori's fics, their jams and candies and pies and whatnot are sooooo good they get a buttload of orders for them or something.) ...that is just so wrong. WHAT IS THIS, THE WALTONS?! D= I can see James as being a better cook than Jessie (I'm convinced she even ruins instant noodles), but making jam is tough shit and I don't think he could handle it. And Meowth is always the cook when they're pretending to work at restaurants so I bet he kicks James' ass at cooking anyway. And I can't even see him making jam. This is outrageous and OOC and WRONG. Is he? I haven't seen a TR working at a resturaunt ep for a while...or ever, probably. XD; But yeah. James probably knows food and basic preparations well enough, but he's the type of scatterbrain who could start off making a decent meal and end up with exploded pancakes, or forget to thaw the chicken out before putting it in the oven to roast. And I don't see Jessie wanting to cook at all, much less being any good at it. -------------------- In Soviet Russia, badfic sporks YOU. Snake Bandage Oct 31 2008, 10:34 PM Post #18 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 23-June 07 Member No.: 720 QUOTE(Sara Jaye @ Nov 1 2008, 05:22 AM) QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 31 2008, 11:12 PM) Oh oh I like the idea of blackmail! Gotta punish 'em for making his poor brain burn. His retinas, they will never be the same. It's like watching a family member have sex, only twice as awful since he's very close to both of them. D= YES. XD Meowth: I saw what youse did there. Jessie and James: *oh crap he's onto us* Um...whatever are you talking about Meowth? Meowth: YOU WAS DOING THE MONKEY BUMP AND I SAW! So unless you want the boss to know you was literally screwin' around on the job... J&J: ...;_; *pwned* And he'd then boss them around a lot until they'll both have enough and beat him to a pulp. After that he'd just make dirty jokes at their expense and they'd have to shut the hell up and bear it. He wouldn't apologize constantly like he does in Corific, oh no, Meowth doesn't need to! NOT AFTER THEY BURNED HIS RETINAS. QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE Max is more like 7 going on 8, but yeah, I get where you're going there. XD James has the same build as Brock, he's just a head taller. And, well, Brock's 15 in the beginning of the series. And James is in his early to mid 20's. See where I'm going here...? Yep. XD And Tracey's probably a year younger than Brock and he's pretty buff. You know, now that I think about it, James is even skinnier than both of them!!! See what I said about muscles. Yep. Not as skinny as say, the boys from Kaze to Ki no Uta, but it wouldn't take much weight loss or corsets for him to masquerade as one. Nope. He just doesn't eat enough, poor dear. But in recent episodes it seems that he's finally gained some weight. He's still superskinny, but he has butt dimples and I think that's a good sign. QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE (But apparently in Cori's fics, their jams and candies and pies and whatnot are sooooo good they get a buttload of orders for them or something.) ...that is just so wrong. WHAT IS THIS, THE WALTONS?! D= I can see James as being a better cook than Jessie (I'm convinced she even ruins instant noodles), but making jam is tough shit and I don't think he could handle it. And Meowth is always the cook when they're pretending to work at restaurants so I bet he kicks James' ass at cooking anyway. And I can't even see him making jam. This is outrageous and OOC and WRONG. Is he? I haven't seen a TR working at a resturaunt ep for a while...or ever, probably. XD; But yeah. James probably knows food and basic preparations well enough, but he's the type of scatterbrain who could start off making a decent meal and end up with exploded pancakes, or forget to thaw the chicken out before putting it in the oven to roast. And I don't see Jessie wanting to cook at all, much less being any good at it. Why would Jessie want to cook?! It's WORK, she hates work. You have to get her really passionate about something or force her if you want her to work, and I can't see her being passionate about making food (now, eating it...). And, like I said, I bet she ruins instant noodles. Which makes me wonder how she managed to work at that burger place and get a paycheck out of that work when they were building the Meowthinator Impersonator. But hey, it's a fast food joint, the food there is not required to actually taste good. Plus she probably worked at the counter most of the time anyway, pretending to be nice is something she's capable of. Hey, what's everyone's "favorite" Cori fic? And "least favorite"? I'm thinking in terms of "the one that makes you laugh the most" and "the one that makes you want to rip your brain to pieces from the pain", though they could be one and the same... This post has been edited by Snake Bandage: Oct 31 2008, 10:35 PM -------------------- QUOTE(Lysander, on the subject of pumpkin pie @ Dec 14 2007, 09:18 PM) It means that, when you first get a pumpkin pie, you'll be very happy with it. It's sweet and soft and delicious. Keep a piece for ten years and try to eat it, and it'll kick you out and say you slept with it's sister and call you a slut, or something a whole lot like that. Digimon: Butterfly Sara Jaye Oct 31 2008, 10:51 PM Post #19 GAFF Lover Group: Members Posts: 290 Joined: 21-June 07 Member No.: 362 QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 31 2008, 11:34 PM) QUOTE(Sara Jaye @ Nov 1 2008, 05:22 AM) QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 31 2008, 11:12 PM) Oh oh I like the idea of blackmail! Gotta punish 'em for making his poor brain burn. His retinas, they will never be the same. It's like watching a family member have sex, only twice as awful since he's very close to both of them. D= YES. XD Meowth: I saw what youse did there. Jessie and James: *oh crap he's onto us* Um...whatever are you talking about Meowth? Meowth: YOU WAS DOING THE MONKEY BUMP AND I SAW! So unless you want the boss to know you was literally screwin' around on the job... J&J: ...;_; *pwned* And he'd then boss them around a lot until they'll both have enough and beat him to a pulp. After that he'd just make dirty jokes at their expense and they'd have to shut the hell up and bear it. He wouldn't apologize constantly like he does in Corific, oh no, Meowth doesn't need to! NOT AFTER THEY BURNED HIS RETINAS. The closest he'd come to an apology is faking it so they'd stop beating him. And after they stopped he'd start up with the dirty jokes again. QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE (But apparently in Cori's fics, their jams and candies and pies and whatnot are sooooo good they get a buttload of orders for them or something.) ...that is just so wrong. WHAT IS THIS, THE WALTONS?! D= I can see James as being a better cook than Jessie (I'm convinced she even ruins instant noodles), but making jam is tough shit and I don't think he could handle it. And Meowth is always the cook when they're pretending to work at restaurants so I bet he kicks James' ass at cooking anyway. And I can't even see him making jam. This is outrageous and OOC and WRONG. Is he? I haven't seen a TR working at a resturaunt ep for a while...or ever, probably. XD; But yeah. James probably knows food and basic preparations well enough, but he's the type of scatterbrain who could start off making a decent meal and end up with exploded pancakes, or forget to thaw the chicken out before putting it in the oven to roast. And I don't see Jessie wanting to cook at all, much less being any good at it. Why would Jessie want to cook?! It's WORK, she hates work. You have to get her really passionate about something or force her if you want her to work, and I can't see her being passionate about making food (now, eating it...). And, like I said, I bet she ruins instant noodles. Which makes me wonder how she managed to work at that burger place and get a paycheck out of that work when they were building the Meowthinator Impersonator. But hey, it's a fast food joint, the food there is not required to actually taste good. Plus she probably worked at the counter most of the time anyway, pretending to be nice is something she's capable of. Exactly! I can, on the other hand, buy her being into sewing and fashion designs. Not to the point of being "better than any professional" like Cori!Jessie, but if I remember correctly she comes up with most of their pretty crossdressy disguises in canon. So she's definitely competent. QUOTE Hey, what's everyone's "favorite" Cori fic? And "least favorite"? I'm thinking in terms of "the one that makes you laugh the most" and "the one that makes you want to rip your brain to pieces from the pain", though they could be one and the same... I think my favorite is "A Warm Place" thanks to my friend Puri's MSTing and my own attempts. XD It's not even funny in and of itself but it's a goldmine for snarky comments. My least favorite is "Never Too Late" due to the rampant Sueing and Stuing and applauding of obnoxious bullying. -------------------- In Soviet Russia, badfic sporks YOU. Snake Bandage Nov 1 2008, 06:14 PM Post #20 GAFF Expert Group: Members Posts: 394 Joined: 23-June 07 Member No.: 720 QUOTE(Sara Jaye @ Nov 1 2008, 05:51 AM) QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 31 2008, 11:34 PM) QUOTE(Sara Jaye @ Nov 1 2008, 05:22 AM) QUOTE(Snake Bandage @ Oct 31 2008, 11:12 PM) Oh oh I like the idea of blackmail! Gotta punish 'em for making his poor brain burn. His retinas, they will never be the same. It's like watching a family member have sex, only twice as awful since he's very close to both of them. D= YES. XD Meowth: I saw what youse did there. Jessie and James: *oh crap he's onto us* Um...whatever are you talking about Meowth? Meowth: YOU WAS DOING THE MONKEY BUMP AND I SAW! So unless you want the boss to know you was literally screwin' around on the job... J&J: ...;_; *pwned* And he'd then boss them around a lot until they'll both have enough and beat him to a pulp. After that he'd just make dirty jokes at their expense and they'd have to shut the hell up and bear it. He wouldn't apologize constantly like he does in Corific, oh no, Meowth doesn't need to! NOT AFTER THEY BURNED HIS RETINAS. The closest he'd come to an apology is faking it so they'd stop beating him. And after they stopped he'd start up with the dirty jokes again. Now THAT sounds like the Meowth we know and love. QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE (But apparently in Cori's fics, their jams and candies and pies and whatnot are sooooo good they get a buttload of orders for them or something.) ...that is just so wrong. WHAT IS THIS, THE WALTONS?! D= I can see James as being a better cook than Jessie (I'm convinced she even ruins instant noodles), but making jam is tough shit and I don't think he could handle it. And Meowth is always the cook when they're pretending to work at restaurants so I bet he kicks James' ass at cooking anyway. And I can't even see him making jam. This is outrageous and OOC and WRONG. Is he? I haven't seen a TR working at a resturaunt ep for a while...or ever, probably. XD; But yeah. James probably knows food and basic preparations well enough, but he's the type of scatterbrain who could start off making a decent meal and end up with exploded pancakes, or forget to thaw the chicken out before putting it in the oven to roast. And I don't see Jessie wanting to cook at all, much less being any good at it. Why would Jessie want to cook?! It's WORK, she hates work. You have to get her really passionate about something or force her if you want her to work, and I can't see her being passionate about making food (now, eating it...). And, like I said, I bet she ruins instant noodles. Which makes me wonder how she managed to work at that burger place and get a paycheck out of that work when they were building the Meowthinator Impersonator. But hey, it's a fast food joint, the food there is not required to actually taste good. Plus she probably worked at the counter most of the time anyway, pretending to be nice is something she's capable of. Exactly! I can, on the other hand, buy her being into sewing and fashion designs. Not to the point of being "better than any professional" like Cori!Jessie, but if I remember correctly she comes up with most of their pretty crossdressy disguises in canon. So she's definitely competent. Yeah, I can into that too. I certainly can't see James coming out with those outfits she's been wearing in Pokemon Contests in the last few years (especially the Candy Musalina outfit which is all kinds of WTF). QUOTE I think my favorite is "A Warm Place" thanks to my friend Puri's MSTing and my own attempts. XD It's not even funny in and of itself but it's a goldmine for snarky comments. My least favorite is "Never Too Late" due to the rampant Sueing and Stuing and applauding of obnoxious bullying. I always found "A Warm Place" to be boring. But I haven't had the time to read the MSTing yet! "Never Too Late" is REALLY horrible, and the fact that it takes a cool idea (Brad Van Darn is Jessie's uncle?! I'm seeing it, I'm loving it!) and RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE FOREVER doesn't help. The fact that most of the stupid story is told from Jessie's Stu father's urply diary just renders the whole thing unbelievable, and I seriously can't believe I read about Jessie reading about her parents having sex. Ewwwww god why didn't she stop ewww that's as bad as seeing them doing it uuugggggghhhh. Cori is a sick fuck. My favorite is probably The Cat's Outta the Bag, because it's almost cute. It's only a bit OOC, especially compared to her other fics, and it's short. Least favorite... I have to go with "The Thrill of Defeat" because it scarred my mind so badly when I was 14. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'D CALL R-RATED, YOU HAG. ...OH SHOOT I FORGOT ABOUT HER TIMELINE XDXDXDXD Dude, I have a timeline to keep track of my fanon in one of my fandoms too, but I don't share it with the world. Or fill it with irrelevant shit. Dude, it's like... I don't give a damn when James' great-great-grandfather was born. And all that breeding later in the timeline. And why the fuck does everyone and their mother have an Eevee, talk about a sure sign of Mary Sueism. AND WHAT'S WITH THOSE NAMES, OH GOD. This post has been edited by Snake Bandage: Nov 1 2008, 06:15 PM -------------------- QUOTE(Lysander, on the subject of pumpkin pie @ Dec 14 2007, 09:18 PM) It means that, when you first get a pumpkin pie, you'll be very happy with it. It's sweet and soft and delicious. Keep a piece for ten years and try to eat it, and it'll kick you out and say you slept with it's sister and call you a slut, or something a whole lot like that. 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