SATURDAY AFTERNOON, AROUND 2 P.M. A Sailor Moon Sekkushiaru Roman NOTE: For those of you not familiar with Pocky, which plays a major role in the following piece. . .its a Japanese snack food, a chocolate-covered cookie pop in a rather. . .phallic shape. . . by Sailor Mac She really doesn't know how crazy she can make me. It started out as kind of a quiet, dull day. After breakfast, I sat down to practice calligraphy. It's kind of a hobby I've taken up lately. It's a challenge to scribe the elaborate characters perfectly on the rice paper, using only a stick. . . Lately, I've also been experimenting with Western-style calligraphy, using an old-style quill pen - a sharpened feather dipped in ink. . . And then, she blew in. Hurricane Serena, flinging herself into my arms, chattering like a magpie, flopping down on my couch, treating herself to my snacks. The quiet was shattered. . .and I was *definitely* not complaining. But then, there's the snacks. . .the snacks are what she's making me nuts with right now. She found a green box on my coffee table. "Men's Pocky? Why men's?" "Well, it's bigger than regular Pocky. . .I guess it's for a man-sized appetite." "Or for a Serena-sized appetite! I LOVE Pocky!" She took one of them out, and started to slowly lick it. . .and then, my brain made the connection between the shape of the Pocky and the shape of. . .something else. Gods. . .just the sight of her tongue stroking it. . .my mind is flooded with memories of her doing that to me, licking away chocolate syrup, strawberry jelly, sweet bean paste. . .or just licking my manhood. . . Now, I'm watching her slowly slide it into her lips. . .oh, Gods. . .she sucks on it, her eyes closed as she savors the chocolate. . .And all I can think of is her mouth wrapped around something other than the Pocky. She opens her eyes, slides it out. "Muffin? What's wrong?" "Wrong?" "You have a funny look on your face. . ." "I'm. . .I'm fine. . ." She goes back to her Pocky, licking up it slowly. . .sloooowly. . .and my imagination is running overtime. I can almost feel the touch of her hot, wet little tongue on my aching, throbbing flesh. I imagine her kneeling in front of me, her golden hair spilling over her nudity, covering her just enough to be extra-tantalizing. . . She starts sucking it again, pushing it in and out of her lips, making "mmm. . .mmm. . ." sounds. Now I'm imagining her mouth surrounding me, the hot moisture, the gentle yet firm suction. . .the pleasure running through my body like steaming hot springs flowing. . .me stroking her bottom as she pleasures me, reaching down and under until I can caress her womanhood. . . CRUNCH. Oooh. That broke the mood. OUCH. She's chewing on the Pocky now, giving me a quizzical look. "Darien? You look kinda spacy." And then, she notices something. . . "Oooh! Darien!" Her eyes are focused downward, and I follow her gaze. . .straight to my full erection. And then, she gets that "minx" look on her face. "Hmm. . .you're *very* glad to see me, aren't you?" "I was very glad to see you eating that Pocky!" "Nani?" She picks up the box, looks at the picture of what's inside. . .and then she realizes why. "Oooh. . ." "You're a minx without even trying!" She gets a big smile on her face. "Well, if I did that. . .I guess I have to do something about it now." And she goes to the window, draws the curtains, slowly. . .goes to the stereo and loads it up with sexy smooth jazz CDs. . .gods, Serena, why are you moving so slowly, come over here NOW and touch me, kiss me, lick me, pleasure me, make me scream. . . The music starts playing, and she raises her arms over her head, doing a slow bump-and-grind as she pulls her blouse up and off, dropping it on the floor. . . "Serena! Please! No more teasing!" I'm tearing my own clothes off now. I'm about ready to grab her and tumble her to the floor. . . She's naked now, and she walks toward me, putting her arms around my neck and pulling my head down to hers. As our lips meet, I thrust my tongue into her mouth urgently, conveying my desperate need. Oh, Gods, I have to fight the urge to push her down to her knees. . . Then, she eases away, looks up into my eyes with a wicked smile. . .and reaches out, grasps one of my nipples between her thumb and forefinger and gently squeezes. I yell, ready to explode with desire, my whole body trembling. Minx. She knows she's tormented me enough. She gets right down on her knees and starts licking me, and her tongue sears me like fire. "Yes. . .oh, baby. . .do it. . .yes. . .sooo good. . .oh, Serena, make me come, baby. . ." She takes it in her mouth and starts sucking, and my control breaks. Finally, finally blissful release comes, and I yell her name as the delicious explosion wracks my body. She pulls away just in time, quickly replacing her mouth with her hand as I expel my seed. I crumple to the floor, panting, dazed. I feel her gently kissing me, stroking my hair. "Did you like that, Muffin?" "Like. . .oh Gods. . .what an understatement. . ." She gets some cushions from the couch, puts them behind me, stretches me out on them. Look at this beautiful girl. . .who makes my blood run hot and my heart warm. . . "I love you," I say. "I love you too, Darien." "I'm going to do something for you, to repay you for what you just did for me." I get up off the cushions. "Lie here. . ." She stretches out, and I lean over, bringing my lips to hers. I caress her breast, gently squeezing the nipple between thumb and forefinger as she did for me. I hear her purr softly. Oh, baby, I want to make you do a lot more than just purr. . . I look over to the table where I had been working on calligraphy. There's a couple of uncut, unused feathers there. . . I take one in my hand, kiss her lips again, letting my tongue caress hers. . .then, I begin to stroke the feather over her breast. I hear her gasp. "Darien!" I stroke it in slow circles over the pink surrounding her nipple, watching the little peak stiffen and swell. "OoOOoOOHH!" she cries as I rapidly brush the feather back and forth over the tip. I then rub it slowly, slowly, as she lets out a long, low groan. I move the feather to the other breast, then bend my head and start to suckle the one I had been stroking. Her whole body writhes with passion. I lick her nipple in circles as I swirl the feather in circles on the other. "Oh. . .ohh. . .oh. . .OOHHH!" she cries. Her legs fall open, and I raise my head and see her beautiful folds, glistening with her honey. . . I brush the feather against one nipple, then the other, rapidly, back and forth, watching her quiver. Then, I slowly slide it over her stomach, downward. . . I rub it just above her folds, not going any lower. She bucks her hips, moaning, "Darien. . .Darien, PLEASE. . ." "Hmm. . .I don't know. . ." "DARIEN!!!" "You may not like feeling a feather there. . ." "YES! I WILL! Oh PLEASE, I want it, I want it SO bad. . ." "Well. . .okay." And I start to stroke it up and down her petals as she cries out. "Yes. . .YES. . .ohh, that feels SO GOOD. . .more, Darien, make me come, please. . ." I lower my head to her breasts again, teasing one nipple, then the other with my tongue as I continue to brush her womanhood with the feather. Her whole body is flushed, she's panting and writhing and moaning, and she's so beautiful, so very very beautiful. . I move the feather up to her jewel and stroke just the tip of it against the little nub of flesh with fast, circular motions. She gasps, stiffens, and then lets out a wail, her sweet little body thrashing wildly in the throes of orgasm. She flops down to the cushions, letting out a long, contented sigh. I kiss her softly, pulling her into my arms. We whisper our love to each other as I feel her hot, damp skin against mine, her silky hair under my fingers. Gods, moments like these make all the fear and danger we have to go through worthwhile. "Aren't you glad I came over and stole your Men's Pocky, Muffin?" she says. "Baby, you're welcome to anything I have," I say. "I'll take you up on that. . ." She yawns. "Later." She drifts off to sleep in my arms, and I kiss her softly. It's quiet in my apartment again, the Hurricane has died down. But now, the quiet seems anything *but* dull. AUTHOR'S NOTES: A friend of mine, who knows about my penchant for food-based lemons ^_^, challenged me to make something sexy out of Pocky. This is the result. . . Standard Sailor Moon disclaimers apply. These characters ain't mine, I'm just borrowing them for a little while.