SaraJ's head trip. One day, Ash, Misty, and Brock were walking along the road as usual. Suddenly, they found themselves lost as usual. And like every time they got lost, Ash and Misty started yelling at each other. Misty: This is all your fault, ya stupid fuck! Ash:Shut up, bitch! You didn't read the fucking map right and you know it!" *Brock bitch-slaps both of them hard* Brock: Shut up! Pikachu: Stop bitching, you're not even on the fucking show anymore! *Brock vanishes and is replaced by Tracey* Tracey: Yes! The whore is mine! *is about to start fucking Misty when he is hit by a flying cow and dies* Pikachu: Oh My God! They Killed Tracey! *pause* Good, that guy was a twat. Ash: Where did that cow come from? *Sky Render walks in* Sky Render: My fault. *narrows his eyes* Pikachu!? *shrugs* Ah, whatever, maybe next time the cow will hit him. *vanishes, taking the cow with him* Misty: Who the hell was that? Ash: Who cares, we're alone now. Misty: I can't stand it any longer. I want you! Ash: I want you too, Misty! Misty: Wanna fuck? Ash: Sure. *they rip off their clothes and start fucking* Pikachu: I knew it. *Ash and Misty are fucking like wild Nidorans when they get sucked into a hole, then the next thing they know they land in...* Voice: Is that your final answer? Ash: Ahhhh! Not that! Anything but that! Misty: It's... Loud voice: "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?" Brock: Holy Fucking Fuck! Pikachu: What the fuck are you doing here? Brock: I dunno. *suddenly, Team Rocket walks in and recites the motto* Jessie: Ok, give us all your money! Regis: Is that your final answer? Jessie: Yes, now give me the damn money! James: Jessie...they don't have as much as you think. They probably steal it from banks. Jessie: How would you know? *2 bank officials walk in* BA1: Ok, Regis, you're under arrest from stealing money from us. And you're stupid show has been cancelled and replaced with reruns of other stupid shows, but the good kind of stupid. Regis: Noooooo!!! Jessie: ...What do you know, James was right. James: *smirk* So, bet ya feel stupid now, Jessie...all that time you just thought I was a moron. Meowth: You idiots! Now we gotta rob a whole other game show! James: Who cares about that, I'm horny. Jessie: Me too. *they start fucking right there in the studio, then someone walks in and gasps* Horrified female voice: Oh my God! *Jessie and James spring apart from each other and put their clothes on* James: WTF? Sailor Venus!? Venus: You were raping her! You don't know how much trouble you're in! *prepares a Love me Chain* Jessie: He wasn't, we both wanted it! James: Sorry, Jessie, you gotta find someone else to fuck! *jumps on Venus* Want to fuck? Venus: Sure! *they start fucking* Brock: I wanna get laiiid! Jessie: *sighs* Hell with it. *stars fucking Brock* Brock: Not what I had in mind, but all right!! And they fuck all night long: FuckFuckFuckFuckFuck- Voice: Hold it! All: *put their clothes on and stop fucking* WTF? Censor: Ok, no sex allowed on broadcast TV! Venus: Fuck you! *fires a Crescent Beam at him and slices his dick off* Censor: AHHHH! *his head explodes and he dies* All: I thought he'd never leave. *suddenly, the room explodes and everyone flies into a hole* *Ash, Misty, and Brock land in a weird looking place...rather dark...* Ash: Where are we?? Female voice: Don't ask me, I've been here for days. Brock: Woah, it's SaraJ! The insane lemon writer! SaraJ: Call me Sara. So how did you get here? Misty: We were all fucking in the Who Wants to be a Millionare studio when the room exploded and we wound up here. Sara: I see. Anyway, have you ever heard of The Evil Thing That Hides In The Shadows? All: Huh? Sara: Well, like the name implies, it's an evil thing and it hides in the shadows. It's reported to be stupid, annoying, and dangerous. Ash: Hmm...now I want to find this thing. Sara: Well, I've been looking for it for days, so ya might at well help me out. But be careful, a lot of weird things show up outta nowhere here. Brock: Such as? *a wad of spam hits him in the face* Brock: Ew! Where did that come from? Sara: Oh, that was my fault. *hits the OFF switch on the Spam Gun* This is one of the breeding grounds for spammers. *They walk around for a few hours, only to wind up...in the middle of nowhere* Misty: Again we get lost! Dammit, Ash! Ash: Stop blaming me for everything, bitch! Brock&Sara: SHUT UP! *suddenly, a whole bunch of people run around yelling things-spammers!* Spammer 1: FREE XXX FUCKING PICS OF SEX! All: AHHHHH!!! Spammer 2: BUILD YOUR OWN CABLE BOX!! Brock: Shut up! Misty: *is smacked with a piece of paper* Dammit! Spammer 3: ATTENTION HOMEOWNERS: NEED A LOAN? Sara: Fuck you! Spammer 4: $$$$ MAKE MONEY FAST!!! $$$$ Misty: O_o...How did he just do that?? Ash: Who knows, and who cares? Spammer 5: ***POKEMON SITE FOR THE UK*** Brock: We're not the UK, so we don't care! Spammer 6: FREE POKEMON CARDS FOR AUCTION ON EBAY! Spammer 7: FREE CARDS !!!!!!!!!! Spammer 8: POKEMON XXX CARDS! All: SHUT UP! Spammer 9: BIGGER PENIS, BETTER SEX! Spammer 10: 576 POKEMON CARDS FOR SALE - BARGAIN! Sara: Ok, that's it! *whips out the Spam Gun and a Lemon Bomb* Die, spammers!! Ash: *whips out a machine gun* Yeah! Brock&Misty: Where did you get that? Ash: Same place Misty gets her mallets. Sara: Ok, we got some spammers to waste! *Brock and Misty whip out their guns and start shooting as Ash does, and Sara shoots a few spammers before hurling the lemon bomb* Sara: EAT THIS! *LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON!LEMON! Brock: *puts down the gun for a sec* That...was really sour. *resumes shooting* *Shadow runs in* Shadow: Hey! That was from my fic! Sara: Sorry...*hands over some cash and a Vulpix* Shadow: Thank you. *leaves* *half an hour later, the spammers are dead* Ash: Finally!! Misty: Now we can get back to the mission. Brock: Yeah, nothing's more important that the mission, you know. *pause* What was the mission? Sara: To find the Evil Thing That Hides In The Shadows. All: Oh yeah. *they continue to walk through the dark, freaky woods, occasionally running into spammers and other annoyances, until they reach an unknown part of the woods* Misty: Where the fuck are we now? Ash: Uh, an unknown part of the woods. Probably where the Evil Thing That Hides In The Shadows is. Misty: Wouldn't it be easier if you just called it TETTHITS? Ash: Oh yeah. Sara: *whispering* Now be quiet. You never know when it will reveal itself. *all nod* *rustling noise* Pikachu: WTF? Brock: *whisper* I think I heard it! *all come closer* Sara: *whisper* Now, be quiet...TETTHITS is unpredictable. *the come closer...then all of a sudden...* All: WTF!? *something slowly comes out of the shadows* Ash: It's so...freaky! Misty: It looks so weird! Brock: It's so ugly! Sara: Not to mention annoying! All: It's... ???: Me Kill Yu. *TETTHITS is revealed to be a...* --------------We'll be right back after these messages!---------------- Announcer: Looking for something new and different, and tired of the same old fried Furbies: Random people: Yeah! Person who looks remarkably like SaraJ: And I'm beginning to get tired of the kitchen smelling like frying fur and wires. So, I came up with this! *holds out a plate of something* Fried AOL Disks! Announcer: The same insanity as fried Furbies, only crunchier and with more uses for leftovers! *shots of random people using the fried disks as frisbees, ammo, etc.* Person who looks remarkably like SaraJ: Not to mention it's a better use for those fucking AOL disks lying around! Random people: Wow! These are insanely good!! *then a few shots of people frying AOL disks and Furbies* Announcer: So try some Fried AOL Disks today, from the makes of Fried Furbies! The only thing Steve Case actually managed to do right! DISCLAIMER: We do not reccomend actually frying AOL disks, unless you can find a safe way to do so. AOL is the property of Steve Case (and he's welcome to it!) and is used in this advertisement for entertainment purposes only. Furby is property of Tiger Toys (they're definitely welcome to it!) and again, used only for entertainment purposes. The people who were frying the Furbies and AOL disks in this commercial are professional wackos, do not try this at home unless under extreme caution. ---------And now, back to out regularly scheduled insanity!------------ All: FURBY!!! *all run like hell* Furby: Me Fuk Yu. *somehow manages to chase them all through the forest* *insert standard chase and battle scene cause I'm too lazy to actually write it out now except a few lines* Brock: *kicks the Furby* Shut the fuck up, ya stupid thing! Furby: Yu Fuk Yu. Marcus Yu: All right! *jumps on Misty* Misty: *throws him off her* I don't think so! *conks him with a mallet* This is for "Brock's Wish"! Marcus: Owww! All right, I'm outta here. *runs off* Sara: *bashes the Furby with a mallet* See what you did!? You cause that lemon to be mentioned! Ash: At least it didn't mention...THE SEQUEL! *all shudder* Furby: Me Kill Yu. Brock: Dammit, you already said that! *bashes it with some sheet metal* Furby: Ow No Wak Me. Misty: *hits it with a mallet* Furby: Me Fuk Me. Ash: *laughs his head off, then puts it back on and bludgeons Furby with a beer bottle* *all beat the hell out of the Furby, another chase scene* -An hour later- Furby: *warped voice* Mrrre Krrrll Yrru. Sara: *glares* Die, stupid Furby! *just then, a whole bunch of other Furbies come in* All: Ahhh! Furbies: We Kill Yu! *all the Furbies begin to hump random things-toasters, blenders, coffeemakers, etc.* Misty: AH! I was gonna make toast, you little bastards! Ash: Ah! My margeritas! Brock: The coffee!! Sara: They got Furby cum in the fucking espresso!! Furbies: Uhh...we kill yu! Sara: Oh, no you don't! *hurls a Spam bomb* *SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!* Furbies: We run! *all run like hell* All: YES! Misty: Now we have this big fucking mess to clean up. Pikachu: Fuck. Brock: Now what? Ash: Let's fuck? All: Ok. *Ash starts fucking Misty and Brock starts fucking Sara* And they fuck all night long...or at least until the next line. *FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck* Monotone narrator: Then Dima walked in. Dima: Hahaha you are all naked. *all shoot at Dima with machine guns, then get dressed* Dima: I wanna be a he! *runs like hell* Pikachu: Wait, where the fuck did that fucking narrator come from? Sara: Dunno. *suddenly, everyone falls through a hole in the ground* All: AHHH!! NOT AGAIN! *they land in...* Serena: Wow, Mina, that's like, so wicked cool that he asked you out! All: AHHHH!!! IT'S THE DIC SAILOR MOON!! Luna: Quick, there's a monster around here! Lita: A monster? Come on, this looks like a job for... All: The Sailor Scouts! Serena: Moon Prism Power! Amy: Mercury Power! Raye: Mars Power! Lita: Jupiter Power! Mina: Venus Power! All: Sailor Scout Power! *all transform* Monster: BWAHAHAHA!! I'm going to steal your energy! Victim: Help! Sailor Moon: Stop right there!! Monster: Who's that? Sailor Moon: I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice! On behalf of the moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you! *the other 'Scouts' introduce themselves as well* Misty: Ugh... Mercury: Mercury Bubbles Blast! Mars: Mars Fire Ignite! Jupiter: Jupiter Thunder Crash! Venus: Venus Crescent Beam Smash! Monster: *is hit, but manages to shove Sailor Moon on the ground* Sailor Moon: Heeeeellllp! *insert patented yodel-scream to give people a fucking migrane* Ash, Misty, and Brock: *hold their heads* AHHH! Make it stop!! *a rose flies outta nowhere* Tuxedo Mask: You are a monster if you enjoy picking on girls! Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Mask! *blushes and her eyes become hearts* Monster: Shut up, prettyboy! *they get into a fight, then Tuxedo Mask flies off* Sailor Moon: Ok, Nega-sleeze! I'm gonna win this match! Moon Tiara Magic! *throws her tiara at the monster and it explodes* Brock: Can we get outta here now? *suddenly...* Voices: Hey! You fakes are so fucking dead!! Ash: Wow! The Sailor Senshi! Misty: Well, in their civillian forms. Usagi: *smacks Serena* You baka! How dare you think you can be Sailor Moon when you talk like a Valley Girl! Ami: What's with the accent, 'Amy'? Rei: Thank to you, everyone thinks I'm a bitch! *smacks Raye* Makoto: You sound like Rocky the Flying fucking squirrel! You...mangler!! *punches Lita and they get in a huge fight* Minako: Potted plant my fucking head! *whacks Mina with a mallet*' Ash, Misty, and Brock: Coool! Pikachu: Is this is cool, the fight between Zoisite and Zoicite must be kickass!! *they all head off to some appartment and hear some noises* Ash: I wonder... *they walk in* Brock: This should be-WTF!?? Misty: Brock, what are you-AH! Holy Fucking Furbies! Ash: Ah, it can't be that-FUCKING HELL!! *Zoisite and Zoicite are fucking in a closet. With their uniforms still on* Pikachu: Damn, this is seriously fucked up right here, man! All: AHHH! Zoicite: Hey! Get the fuck out, we're busy! Zoisite: You wanna watch people fuck, go watch the fucking playboy channel! All: *run like hell* Ok! Pikachu: *follows after a few minutes, holding a videocamera* All right! *Inside* Zoisite: *snickers* I knew those android-bots would be useful one of these days! XD Zoicite: Hell yeah! Come on, the others are waiting for us at the bar. *They leave* *Meanwhile, once everyone is outside...* All: That...was REALLY disturbing. Ash: Anyone noticed that this whole day seems like someone's head trip? Pikachu: Ok, who slipped the Habanero into the Pepsi? *a figure walks over* All: Woah, it's Doppelganger! Dop: Ello all. I heard someone mention Habanero sauce. *hands over a bottle* Brock: Cynic's Corner and PokéDelic kick ass!! Dop: Danka. Now, why the mention of Habanero? Misty: This whole day seems like that stuff was put in our Pepsi. Ash: We just saw Zoisite and Zoicite fucking! Dop: Well, if you'd been on Habanero, you'd be in Slut Land now. Pikachu: Slut Land!? This day just keeps kicking more ass! *drinks the sauce* All: AH! Pikachu, don't! Dop: Too late. You should be outta here in...7 seconds. Ash: Well, bye! Nice meeting ya! Misty: Yeah, nice meeting you! Brock: Yeah, same here! Pikachu: WhAt ThEy SaId! *suddenly, they explode in a cloud of smoke* Dop: Hm, 5 seconds...close. *heads off* *Suddenly, Ash, Misty, Brock, Gary, Tracey, and Duplica find themselves trapped in a book* Gary: ...This place looks familiar... *Suddenly, a familiar brunette in a school uniform runs over, crying* Girl: HELP! My best friend and my boyfriend are missing and we were invaded by the FBI 5 minutes ago and they could be in serious danger because the FBI is evil!! *flings herself into Brock's arms* Brock: *nosebleed* ...Hey...i-it'll be all right, we'll...help...you find them... Girl: ...*notices Brock trying to feel her up and kicks him in the nuts* HENTAI! *A guy with red hair and an earring runs over* Guy: Oi, Miaka! I got some kinda lead on the FBI, the fucking morons have hidden Yui and Tamahome at their office and who the fuck are they?! Ash: Hi...we just came here after drinking too much Habanero sauce and Brock tried to feel someone up. Miaka: Their office?! Well, we have no time to lose then, come on, Tasuki! *runs away* *A purple-haired woman runs out looking very upset* Guys: WOAH!!! Tasuki: Ah, damn it. Nuriko, you can blame em as much as ya want but the FBI are not the ones responsible for Hotohori not liking you. Tracey: Well, if he doesn't like a pretty young thing like yourself, it's your loss. *walks over to Nuriko* What's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? Nuriko: I LIVE here, nimrod. Tracey: ..I knew that. So, wanna make out? Misty: Uh, Tracey, that's- Tracey: Shaddup! Damn girls never let me have any fun, I swear. So, how about it? *feels Nuriko up* Huh, kinda flat... *A taller man with long sepia hair storms over and beats the hell out of Tracey* Man: Stay away from him! Guys: HIM!?!?!!?!?! @_@ @_@ @_@;;;;; *heads explode* Duplica: We tried to warn ya! Tracey: *recovers* Well, that's nothin a little pencil can't fix. *procceeds to sketch Nuriko with breasts* Nuriko: Hotohori-sama!! Hotohori: I can't stand the idea of another man snatching you from me, Nuriko! *grabs him* Nuriko: Oh! I never knew how much you cared! *they kiss...and don't look like they're gonna come up for air anytime soon* Misty&Duplica: Aww!! Miaka: Uh, guys... *kissing continues* Miaka: Guys... *still no answer* Miaka: GUYS!!! *the men walk back inside* Miaka: Well, damn! Looks like you guys are gonna have to help me get Tamahome and Yui back from the FBI! *A young man of about 15 with olive-brown hair runs over* Boy: Miaka-san!! Miaka: Amiboshi?! Amiboshi: Miaka-san, my brother was kidnapped by the FBI! Miaka: The FBI?! They have Tamahome and Yui-chan also! *A magenta-haired woman approaches just in time to hear this. She's followed by a man with long blond hair* Woman: THEY GOT YUI?! Amiboshi: Soi! Soi: Dammit! *looks at the blond guy* Sorry, Nakago, I...didn't think you'd kidnapped Yui or anything. Nakago: I was too busy trying to find Tomo! *A man with silvery-black hair runs over* Man: Nakago-sama! Nakago: ...Tomo! *smiles slightly* I don't want the FBI getting their mitts on YOU also. Tomo: Aah... *blush* Nakago-sama. *A man with a blue hair in a very odd style, one with a deep tan and spiky black hair, and a young teenage boy with a reddish-auburn hairstyle run over* Tasuki: Chichiri! Mitsukake! Chiriko! Chiriko: It WAS the FBI that got Yui-san after all! I have to save her! Mistukake: We can't just run in there...the FBI is very dangerous. Chichiri: Where are Hotohori and Nuriko no da? Hotohori and Nuriko: *come back outside, their hair a little mussed and their clothes slightly wrinkled* Soi: And just what have YOU been up to all this time, boys? ^_~ Hotohori and Nuriko: ^^;;;; Shut up, Soi. *everyone is teleported to the office* FBI guy: Admit it! You know the secret of the sock monsters and their appiliance porn! Yui: I'll never tell!! Tamahome: What sock monsters? Appliance porn? We thought you wanted our pens! FBI guy 2: ...Oh yeah. *grabs spam nuke* So we'll spam you until you give us the pens!! Yui, Tamahome, Suboshi, and Tomo: NO!!!! ANYTHING BUT THE SPAM! *Suddenly, Ash, Misty, Brock, James, the Senshi, the generals, and the Amazons run in* All: Stop right there! Sailor Saturn: Or I will destroy your office! Chibimoon: Saturn, no! If you blow up the office, you'll blow us up with it! Here! *hands her an anvil-nuke* Sailor Moon: In the name of the moon, you are so fucking dead! FBI guys: RUN! *Battle ensues. The FY gang manage to slip out while everyone is beating the hell out of each other* Miaka: I was so worried! *grabs Yui and kisses her on the lips* Tamahome: *_* Yui: !!! Miaka: ...Aheh! ^_^; *detaches herself from Yui and kisses Tamahome* Yui: Soi! *flings herself into Soi's arms* Soi: *kisses Yui passionately* Nakago: *grabs Tomo* He didn't do anything wrong to you, did he? If he did... Tomo: He was too obsessed with demanding my pens for that. *nestles against Nakago* Amiboshi: Otouto! Suboshi: I didn't do anything with Yui-sama, I swear! Amiboshi: I know. Remember, you're the jealous one. ^_~ *wraps his arms around Suboshi's waist* Suboshi: Aniki! ^_^ *In the office* Nephrite: Okay, you win! Just keep the damned pens! *hands over a crate of pens* FBI guys: Thank you, come again! *sploodge* All: PIKACHU! Pikachu: Oh, go fuck a machine gun! JunJun: NEPHRITE, YOU MORON! You gave them the pens! Now they'll know the secret of the evil rabid sock monsters from the planet Zoinks! Fisheye: Yeah! Nephrite: Don't ever underestimate me. *they leave* FBI guys from inside: AUGH! BAD PENS!!! Zoisite: ...You gave them bad pens!! Ash: Nephrite, you are a genius! Nephrite: ...I thought that was the container of horny erasers! Damn! *shrugs* Oh well. *Suddenly, the world explodes...yet again* *Ash, Misty, Brock, Jessie, James, and Tracey land on the ground* Misty: Hey, what's Team Rocket and Tracey doing here!? Jessie: I dunno. I'd just killed Usagi and was about to be screwed by Mamoru, then I landed in here...last I heard Usagi came back to life and Mamoru fucked her. >< James: I was snapping some pictures of Minako and Lina Inverse in bikinis when all of a sudden, the camera blew up and I landed here. Tracey: Who cares how I got here, now I can get the ho! *grabs Misty* Misty: AH! Only Ash is allowed to glomp me that way! Tracey: Shut up! *rips her panties off and gropes her* Misty: Ah, stop that! Don't make me cut off your wang! Ash: You fucker! *gets a gun and puts his finger on the trigger* Die!! Tracey: No! I want Misty, and you always get to fuck her! Ash: Who knew some cliche would cause this? *shoots Tracey and turns him into a duck* She's mine! Misty: You fucker! *smacks him with a mallet* Ash: Fucker? Now that you mention it...*jumps her* Misty: That's better! *they start fucking* Jessie, James, Brock: There they go again...*shrug and get into a 3-way* Meowth: Hmm... Pikachu: Hmm... Vulpix: *jumps them and they get into a 3-way* Tracey: *turns human again and fucks Misty's ass* Better than nothing. *Everyone is fucking like crazy when-you guessed it-they get sucked into a portal and the scene explodes* Meowth: Dammit! *Suddenly, they find themselves in yet another world* Guy: BOOBS! Girl: ARRRRGHHHH STOP CHASING THOSE SKIRTS AND COME HAVE SEX WITH ME AND MY SISTER! Guy 2: Brother, you are so going to get it tonight. Ash: ...Okay, will someone tell me what the fuck is going on? Guy 2: Welcome to the world of sexual insanity. Incest, threesomes, and bondage galore. Brock: YAY! ^_^ I NEED SEX0R! Guy 1: Yo, Marron! Who are these people? Marron: Niisan...these are a bunch of strangers who randomly landed here. *to the Poke-chars* I'm Marron, this is my brother Carrot, those two sexy girls are Tira and Chocolat, and the man posing in his thong is Gateau. Gateau: MARRON! Marron: Which reminds me... *drops his robes* Take me, Gateau... Carrot: Awwww! Chocolat: Darliiiiiiing, come back here and boink me! Carrot: I'm so torn! Being jealous of Gateau and my brother, or two sexy girls! @_______________@ Ash: @_@ ...Cool. Gary: ...Don't tell anyone but that turned me on just now. >< Ash: ...Same here. Gary: Oh, why the hell not? *jumps Ash* Ash: XD Brock: I wanna get laid! *spies purple-haired girl* LET'S SCREW! "Girl": <3 Aah, why not? *they start boinking* Brock: ...OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GUY!! ...Eh, who cares, you're hot! Milphey: <3 *gropeboink* Eclair: *watching on the sidelines with Dota and Sirius* Aaah, this is much fun. <3 Dota: Sirius...when Milphey's finished with Brock, wanna boink him? ^~ Sirius: ...Only if you'll get into bed with Tira tonight. Dota: ...Eh, why not? ^_^ Carrot's gonna be with Marron anyways. Jessie: ... *sidles over to Tira and Chocolat* Where DID you get those outfits? >3 Tira: Oooh, you're sexy! *grins* Come on, let me show ya how we whip our men into shape! Jessiebelle: Someone say "Whip"? >3 James: AAAAAAHHH! Jessie: *_* BONDAGE ORGIES! Tracey: *gets himself off while drawing the mad sex0r* *Suddenly, while everyone's fucking, a portal explodes again* All: Gah... *A teenage girl in a numbered shirt and striped bellbottoms is running somewhere. Three teenage boys are chasing her while a kid and a man with glasses facepalm in the background* Ken: Jun, wait! Joe: Please, hear us out! Ryu: We just want to know how you really feel! Jun: *stops and looks at them all* No! I'm tired of feeling like I belong with a man just because I'm the token girl! I'm a feminist, and I'm standing up for my rights! Ken: But Jun... *takes her hands and tosses his hair dramatically* I love you! Ever since the first day we met, you've been the only one I've ever wanted! Joe: Hey, no fair, you're a boring whiner who doesn't like women or understand them! I'm the studmuffin lancer, and the studmuffin lancer always gets the chick! Ryu: Back off, you two! I'm sick of being the fat guy who never gets any just cause he's fat! Jun: ...I can't. *sobs* For there is something you don't know about me! I'm... Ken: Dying of cancer? Joe: Pregnant? Ryu: A dragon in disguise? All three: *with dread in their voices* ...into chicks? Jun: No. I'm... *breaks into song* I'm a super-fighting robot from the year 2010, on a quest from Dr. Light to make the city safe again! See all these robots were created to make the planet safe 'til Dr. Wily double crossed us and set fire to the place! Ken: Dr. Wily had other plans to take over this bitch? Jun: Re-programmed my brother and stole all them shits! My name is Mega Girl and my jet-dog Rush! Gotta cannon arm for ya now keep yer mouths SHUT! *shows her true form, which is basically Mega Man with tits. HOT* Ryu: Hey, Jun, we got terrible news! Dr. Light's just been kidnapped by GUESS WHO? Joe: DR. WILY THAT'S WHO! He's comin' after you! Jun: WRONG! Jinpei: OH NOES SHE'S DOOMED! Jun: Thanks, Wily, s'not like I got stuff to do, why not waste all my energy fucking with you? Come on, Rush, we gotta go and save Dr. Light, then teach Dr. Wily the wrong from the right! *zooms off* Ken: ...is it just me or is she even hotter now that she's got robo-boobs? Joe and Ryu: *smack him* Nambu: Godspeed, Jun. You must kill Dr. Wily and save...MY FATHER! Jinpei: No surprise there. Ash, Misty and the gang: ...wtf just happened? Brock: I'd do her even if she IS a robot! *gets hit with a rock* Oh, knock it off, eagle-boy! Ken: Well, I don't care what her true identity is, she's still the love of my life! Joe and Ryu: *sulk* Ryu: If she would just choose me then you two could go off and star in as many slash fanfics as you wanted. Joe: *FOAMS* TAKE IT BACK OR I'LL STUFF A BIRD MISSLE DOWN YOUR PANTS AND BLOW YOUR BALLS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! Ryu: Suuure, and you fondling Ken in his sleep was- Ken: You did what?! Jinpei: *clings to Misty* I'm scared! Misty: Hey! *trying to pry him off* Let go of my leg! Aren't you Ash's age? Ash: How old AM I supposed to be now anyway? Jinpei: ...wanna have an underage threesome? Misty: *shrugs. She, Ash and Jinpei start making out and fondling each other while Nambu facepalms* Nambu: If something would stop this before it gets out of hand... *Portal time!* Nambu: Yes, that will do just nicely. *Oh look, it's the Fire Nation! And a young dark-skinned girl in a blue dress is running away in tears, this looks familiar* Ash: Uh...can we help you? Misty: You're not a robot too, are you? Katara: *sniff* N-no, it's...it's nothing, I- Zuko: *runs out from around the corner* Katara! Wait! Please, I-I can explain everything! Ash and Misty: *exchange uncomfortable eyerolling 'ohhh, it's one of THESE things' looks* Katara: *sobbing* Don't bother! I thought you really had changed, I trusted you this time! Zuko: Listen to me... *grabs her wrists* It wasn't what it looked like, I swear. Just hear me out. Katara: I should have known. I slowly built up my trust in you after you betrayed me once, and this is how you repay me?! *sob* By fucking my boyfriend?! Misty: @_@ *pulls Ash behind a stack of crates with her* This just got interesting. Zuko: We didn't do anything, I was just giving him a groin massage! Since he pulled it during our lesson and all! Katara: Liar!! I thought we were FRIENDS, and you only joined us so you could get into my boyfriend's pants, you DICK! Zuko: ...okay, maybe I am attracted to Aang, but I'd never DO him! For fuck's sake, he's twelve! Katara: ...really? You mean it? Zuko: Of course. You're my friend, Katara, and so is Aang. I'd never ruin the undying love you share by committing saturatory rape! Katara: Oh, Zuko... *they hug* Sorry I tried to stab your penis with an icicle. Zuko: It would've melted anyway. Firebenders are very hot around the groin. *pats her head* And by the way, I also forgive you for banging Mai. Katara: How did you- Zuko: She was cold down there the next day, it wasn't very hard to figure out. Ash: *whispers* Somehow this all sounds a little familiar, but I dunno how... Aang: *angsting in a corner* How...can I tell her about my true feelings for her? When it might ruin our friendship? Ash and Misty: ...ohhhhhh. Misty: Hmm, let's see what else we got here. Lesbian couple getting it on in the bushes, old man making tea for a bunch of drunks, flying lemur and bison... Ash: A flying lemur?! I gotta-no, wait, lemurs eat mice, don't they? Pikachu: *nods firmly* Ash: Right. ...oh look, GHOSTS getting it on? Yue: Ohhhh Jet! *moan* Jet: Yeah, you love it, don't you? Sokka: *cries in a corner* Hmph! ...enjoy her, Jet. You're getting closer to her than I ever did. *promptly has the emo sexed out of him by Suki and Toph* Ash: Yep, pretty much exactly like our world except for that. And the guy with the tea. Misty: Hey, where did everyone else go? *pokes a nearby Cabbage Merchant* Excuse me, we're looking for- CM: NOOOOOO GET AWAY FROM MY CABBAGES YOU JUST WANNA RAPE THEM LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!! Ash: What?! Who does that to a cabbage!? CM: The Avatar! The Fire Prince! SECURITY GUARDS AND WARRIORS AND BENDERS, OH NOOOOOOESS!!!!!! Misty: Look, mister, we just wanna know where our friends are! They're tall and dark-skinned and they both like to wear green! CM: That doesn't narrow it down! Go look in that not at all suspicious hole in the ground! Ash: Well, time for another universe hop then! *takes Misty's hand and they leap into the portal. This time they land in...* Peter Griffin: Hey, it's a couple of those Japanimation kids! This is even weirder than the time I got in a pee fight with Dr. Wily! Brock: ...whaaat? Meg: Daaad, everyone's sick of your lame cutaway gags! I'm stupid because I have a vagina! Chris: And I'm a fat joke! Lois: Well, kids, it's time you realized the only people on the show that matter are everyone except you two. We're putting you on a bus. Meg: That's so unfair! Chris: Is it a bus with homeless people on it? They smell like pee! Stewie: I'm gonna kill everyone in this room unless shit starts makin' sense. Brian: I'm a writer! Love me! Ash: Is it just me or are we doing less and less the more universes we fall into? ...hey, where did Misty go?! Dawn: Tell me about it! Jessie: I just want to go shopping! And know which rendition of myself I am for more than two minutes! Brian: Um, guys? I think the anime kids are confused. Lois: Oh, where are my manners? Would you like to sit down and star in our latest parody of some popular film? Dawn: Which one? Peter: John Tucker Must Die. Quagmire's gonna play John Tucker and Lois is gonna make out with Dianne Simmons. SWEET! Brock: I...don't know that one! We don't see American movies too much. Stewie: Hey, simpletons! Which one of you's gonna refill my juice cup? *whips out a gun, causing Ash, Brock, Jessie and Dawn to gasp* Ash: Maybe we should get going! Thanks anyway! ...okay, anytime now! *the portal sucks them in* Is anyone else getting jet lag from all this universe travel? *And suddenly there's a blue-haired kid making out with a Japanese-looking boy* Soren: Ooh Mr. Ike oooh. Elincia: *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* I wish Geoffrey and Lucia were here. Titania: Want to make out? Elincia: Okay. Brock: LESBIANS!!!!! Misty: And yaoi! <333333 Ash: Oh, what kind of Pokemon is that? I'm dumb and think everything's a-WOAH PRETTY GIRL. Reyson: I'm a man, dumbass. And I'm already banging Tibarn so don't even go for it. Ash: *falls over* Why am I this universe's buttmonkey? Mist and Rolf: Awww, you poor thing. *drag him and Misty over for a foursome* Brock: Heeeeey, what about me? D: I never get any. Gatrie: Tell me about it! This cute girl I really like has a fiance! *whine* Brock: ...wanna go cry bromantically on each other? Or should we just get drunk? Gatrie: Yay booze! Shinon: Oh great, two Gatries. Ike sucks. I'm going to go puke on him and then shoot at some trees. Aimee: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEY! Where are you?! I need your thick manly cock right n-oooooh, hello, Shinon. I see you're walking around shirtless today. Hm, mind if I use you to make Ike jealous? Shinon: Screw that whelp! My dick's bigger than his and I actually like tits! Soren: IKE'S PENIS IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE'S PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Ike: Easy, Soren, don't make Shinon get butthurt. Last time that happened he stuck his penis in your cereal. Micaiah: Yune? Yune, where are- Jessie: Yune? Is that a rare Pokemon? GIVE IT HERE! James: Jessie, I think we're in another universe. Heather: Heeeey cuties! Wanna have a threesome? Jessie: Excuse me? Heather: C'mon, you're girls, I'm a girl- James: I'm a man. Heather: Goddammit! First those damn herons and now this! Pelleas: *broods in a corner* Nobody loves me or my gigantic cock which I made a pact with the spirits to get I might as well just- Micaiah: Stop being emo and do me. Pelleas: Okay! *and then everyone gets sucked into the portal again and lands on the other side. But hey look, it's May instead of Misty this time! And...a factory?* Brock: Okay, just tell us where we landed so we can get the hell-*spies a hot chick* I WANNA STAY HERE FOREVER!! *rushes over* Hi pretty girl what's your name you wanna get married?! Suzie: *facepalm* Great idea, Alan, check out the factory where all the crazies hide! Alan: I didn't know! All I know is the suspect was headed here in an unmarked van. Anne: EVERY van we've seen so far is unmarked, though. Tom: Perhaps this mysterious, but insane stranger flirting voraciously with our sister is the one who stole the silver pocketwatch. Ash: Hey, you take that back! Brock didn't steal anything! Tom: ...who are you? Ash: Ash Ketchum from the town of Pallet, I'm going to be a Pokemon master someday. Say, are you a Pokemon researcher? You sure look like you know a lot, and sound it! Tom: While your observations regarding my intellect are quite astute, I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about. What's a Pokemon? May: *checking out Alan's clothes* Wow, did you make these yourself? You've got a great sense of style! Alan: *blinks* ...these are the same clothes I wear every day. May: Well, they're very hip. Anne: Oh boy, I think Alan's got himself a fangirl. *snicker* *suddenly, two teenage boys come crashing through the door* Stanley: Hehehe, sorry, Henry. I didn't know the ejector seat would go off right away. Henry: *groans, pulling himself up* One of these days, Stanley, one of these days... Brock: *still drooling all over Suzie, who looks like she wants to smack him* Stanley: HEY! *leaps between them* Quit pickin' on my girlfriend! *makes out with Suzie. She makes no move to stop him whatsoever* Henry: ...somehow I'm entirely unsurprised by this. Anne: *sighs* So this is an incest fic, then. Someone save me before I have to make out with Tom! Tom: ...Anne... *looks hurt* Does this mean we're doing the angst scene after all? If so, I hope I don't have to cry, I...I hate crying, it gets my glasses all foggy. *sniff* Anne: Wait! I'm having a sudden change of heart... *flings her arms around him* I never knew you felt this way about me, brother. I always thought I was just a pain to you..."just a girl". Tom: Oh, Anne, I was only hiding my true feelings for you! I've wanted to make out with you since we first started puberty! Anne: Then let's do it. Right here in front of these strangers! *they start making out* May: Oh, Alan... Alan: How old are you. May: ...twelve. Alan: Sorry, I'm not into younger girls. *pats her head* May: *sniff* ...Brock? Brock: Sure! *kisses her* Ash: *sighs in a corner* I sure miss Misty and Gary. Henry: *sigh* Tell me about it. We're the only ones here not making out. ...too bad I'm straight. And even if I weren't, too bad you're just a kid. Ash: Would you settle for a bromantic hug? Henry: Works for me. *aww, hugtiems!* By the way, there's a new portal opening up, you should grab your friends and get out before things get smutty. Ash: Thanks! *somehow manages to pull the flirty Brock and May along with him and into the portal. Somehow they're separated and this time it's Ash, Misty and Tracey on an island* Misty: At least now we're someplace familiar-the Orange Islands! Ash: Yeah...hm, Brock was replaced with Tracey again. *shrug* Oh well. Tracey: We better find someplace to get directions outta this head trip! Pikachu: Not until we get to Slut Land! *suddenly, a Slowpoke walks over, but something is different...* Tracey: I gotta draw it! *sketch sketch sketch* Ash: I gotta catch it! Misty: I gotta fuck it! *blinks* WTF? Did I just say that?? *the Slowpoke is revealed to have a very large penis* All: WTF!? *A female Slowpoke walks over and lies down* Slowpoke: Sloww.... Fem Slowpoke: Poke! *the male shoves his big penis into her twat and they start fucking* Tracey: *draws* This is so cool! Ash: Woah... Misty: Yeah... Pikachu: *drools* Need...pussy...*humps a rock-but it's not a rock! It's a Snorlax!* Snorlax: Snorlax....*opens its legs, revealing that is is female, and Pikachu starts fucking her* All: ...Woah... Togepi: *fondles the Snorlax's tits* *the humans just watch until everyone cums* Tracey: This is probably my best picture ever! *suddenly, the island explodes and they all get sucked into the millionth fucking portal this entire story* Ash: *looks around* Ah, FINALLY, we're back in our world! Misty: ...Is it just me or does something seem a bit...off about this place? Ash: What do you mean? *Just then, Jessie and James appear...yet they look different somehow* Jessie: James, I'm sorry my plans got us blasted off again. I hate to see you hurt! Ash: ...Jessie? James: Oh, Jessie...don't ever blame yourself. I failed you. If it weren't for my stupidity we'd never have gotten lost! Brock: Well, that sounds like James, only he usually cowers and whimpers more when he says it. And there's a bump on his head from where Jessie smacked him with something. Jessie: But that was no excuse for me to lose my temper! *chokes* I'm so sorry! How can you love an icy cold bitch like me?! Misty: @_@ That is NOT Jessie! James: Oh, Jessie, beloved! I could never, ever stop loving you, for you are the star in my sky, my beautiful rose! Tracey: !!! That isn't James either! Jessie: Oh, James! James: Oh, Jessie! *They kiss passionately, and everyone gags* Ash clone: AAAHHHH IT'S TEAM ROCKET THEY'RE KISSING IT'S SO GROSS AND THEY STOLE ALL THE POKEMON! LET'S GET EM! Ash: !! Who's THAT loser?! Misty clone: ASH YOU STUPID MORON! THEIR LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL! *smacks him around with a mallet* Misty: HEY! Get away from-oh, right, wrong Ash. Brock clone: Guys, stop it. Tracey clone: I'm hungry! I haven't had munchies in ten minutes, I need a sugar high! Brock: At least I'm in character. Tracey: I'm not always hungry! What the hell is this, what's going on? Gary clone: Hey, you stupid twerps leave my friends alone, for they are shining examples of human decency! Gary: @_@ No they're not! They STEAL POKEMON AND THEY HURT MY GRANDPA! Jessie: ...What the fuck is this? Jessie clone: Oh, James, I love you forever and ever! I am yours, and you are my knight in shining armor! Jessie: ...I don't know whether to gag myself or cut off that girl's head with a cheese wire! James: @_@ This is scaring meee! Meowth clone: I'm ever so happy, my two best friends are soul mates in love forever! Meowth: *gagging* THIS IS DISGUSTING SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT THEM NOW! *Aaand everyone gets tossed in ANOTHER FUCKING PORTAL! God, where do they KEEP these things?!* Brock: Ow! Well, at least that Tracey guy's gone. *blinks* What is this place? Ash: Hmm...well, it looks normal. Voice: But Mr. Case, sir, how can it be unlimited if you're going to charge $9.95 a month? All: Ah! The AOL HQ! Steve Case: Well, I said unlimited up to a point! We have to make money, you know! Those free AOL disks and CDs aren't exactly cheap! Misty: Really? *eyeroll* Worker: Also, this girl named SaraJNES said she can't use the broswer...it keeps timing out on her. Case: Well, it's her punishment for using Internet Explorer so much! She didn't use the America Online internet broswer, she must deal with it! Worker: But she has to use Internet Explorer to view pictures she's downloaded, and sometimes when she can't use AOL... Case: Who cares? She was only supposed to use America Online's broswer! Misty: He's more evil than I thought... Case: *checks something* What? This person's actually remained online for more than 20 minutes? Who's the lazy ass up in the Disconnection Department? Worker 2: Sorry! I was just looking at this cool shiny thing... Case: Get to work, stoner! *calls another employee over* This other person is downloading and talking in an IM at the same time! Teach them a lesson about doing too many things at once. Worker 3: Yes sir. Ash: This is just seriously fucked up! Brock: But we were right...Case is evil. Steve Case: Now...who on this list hasn't recieved the lastest version of our AOL 5.0 disk? *looks* Ahh...*picks up phone* I need 200 envelopes filled, addressed, and sent now! Misty: Damn! Now we'll all be spammed with those fucking disks again! Ash: Stupid AOL fucks... Brock: How can he spam without the disks? All: *snicker evilly* Pikachu: *opens the door with the words "Disk Storage" written on it* Ash: Ok...let's hide some disks! *they walk in-only to find something really fucked up! All: AAHHH! AOL DISK ORGY! *the disks are all fucking somehow, how they fuck, no one really knows...* Ash: *slams the door* That's just wrong. Brock: In more ways than one! Misty: This is too fucked up here... Togepi: Steve Case truly is evil to let this go on. Pikachu: Yes... *suddenly, the building explodes and they get sucked into another plot-er, vortex* ???: Yay, BLOOD! Ash: What?! Cilan: Owww...oh no, Ash, you and Iris are all bloody! And so am I! Iris: Stupid portal... Henry (FEA): Hey! Welcome to the bad future! Cilan: What?! Ash: Wait, you mean Grima won and Risen walk the world?! Wait how do I know that? Lucina: Worse. Johnny: WHYYYYY LISA WHYYYYYYYY Lucina: "The Room" rules the world. Ash, Iris, Cilan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Lisa: I don't love Johnny. I love Mark. Denny: Can I watch? Sumia: No! Buzz off, Chrom and I are about to have a foursome with Henry and Olivia! Olivia: *sexydancing!* Henry: Yay! Foursomes! With blood! *dragged down by the others* Iris: We shouldn't be watching this. Inigo: Watching what? I'm in denial! I'm going to go screw Lucina and Gerome! Cilan: Your sister?! Inigo: We're not really blood related so it's okay! FiW!Twilight Sparkle: THAT'S MY LINE, ASSBAG! Johnny: YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART TWILIGHT! Twilight: Oh, go suck the TV off. Gerome: *having hoyay with Laurent, sorry Inigo* Inigo: ...oh, well. Lucina? Lucina: Sure. *they bang* Cynthia: *heroically fucking Owain!* Noire: BLOOD AND THUNDER! BRADY, YOU AND YOUR GIANT PENIS BETTER-um, no, wait... Brady: ...things got awkward. You wanna just go talk? Noire: Sure...sorry about that. Mark: *being banged by Lisa* What's going on? Ash: ...and people say I'M clueless. N: Liberate Pokemon! Liberate ponies! Stop whacking off into my socks! Hilda: N, stop preaching liberation and come here and do us! *she and Hilbert are wearing sparkly sexy magical girl costumes and lying on a bed* Kjelle: *chugs back half a soda and belches loudly* Aaaaah! Severa: Ewww, that was so totally unladylike and gross and I'm going to force you to be girly from now on even though your coarse manners turn me on! *strips* Fuck me! Kjelle: Thought you'd never ask. *pounce* Maribelle: Such debauchery! Stop exposing my treasure to this at- Lissa: *in kinky leather underwear* Maribelle? Maribelle: Nevermind. *jumps her* Cilan: ...maybe we better go. Johnny: So how's your- Ash and Iris: NOW. *portal hop!* James: *smashes into Ash, Serena, Clemont, and Bonnie* Help! Serena: Oh great, another Team Rocket trap. Stay away from Ash and Pikachu or I'll call the cops! James: Noooo, it's not like that! It's...it's JESSIE! She's being really really mean! D: Ash: Oh, I know what this is. Some kind of stupid Rocketshippy crap where we have to play matchmaker? Wait, do those exist? I'm usually just there to be mean and hate them. Clemont: According to my calculations, Jessie should be here- Jessie: JAMES! Get your ass back here and put the dress on right now! Our plan depends on it! James: But Jessieeeee! It makes my butt look big! D: D: D: Jessie: It's all I could get on short notice, so either wear it or run around naked! Bonnie: Should I be seeing this? Serena: Is this what they call Queershippy? Jessie: Sort of. James is just butthurt that I happened to find a more flattering dress for myself. James: You just want everyone to stare at my butt! Tina: It's a nice butt. Can I touch it? Phoenix: OBJECTION! Why are we in a three-way crossover?! Wait, four-way? Edgeworth: *broods handsomely* I have unnecessary feelings and an even more unnecessary boner. Maya: Oh, Nick, can't you see how I pine for...you? Franziska? Larry? Regina? Ema? A good half-pound burger? Ash: ...is it just me, or are the crossovers getting lazier? Bonnie: And all these girls are too old to be Clemont's wife! Except... Maya: I think Pearly's a lesbian. And so's Trucy. *opens a portal* Maybe you'd better get out of here before Franziska shows up and starts whipping people. *aand in they go. Brock and Misty are back, but so is Gary. And Phoenix, Edgeworth and Maya came with them* Brock: Something tells me those three aren't going anywhere until something's resolved. Azura: *singing* You are the ocean's gray love triangle witnesses because you're there... *groans* The magic wizard's evil spell killed my lyrical abilities. Misty: *notices Leo and Niles making out in one corner, Kaze on his knees emoting at Corrin in another, and Kagero drawing Orochi like one of her French girls* ...nothing makes sense anymore, guys. Gary: Why am I here? Oh wait, because Palletshipping. Ash: Wanna make out? *aaand they do* Edgeworth: My feelings, my boner, I cannot accept them! Maya: But MY feelings! Phoenix: Are you two going to fight over me? Because I might be destined for- *sees Iris and Larry staring into each other's eyes* nevermind. Maya: Wait! I just got the best idea...Nick sandwich? :D Edgeworth: What?! But...threesomes are psychologically damaging! And...and I don't... Maya: Your penis says otherwise. Phoenix: ...I'd rather eat Jean Armstrong's cooking than choose between you two. I'd break every law for both of you! I...I love you both! Edgeworth: ...Wright... Maya: Nick... *and they all start making out and groping each other* Brock: So can we go now? *another portal* 80s Keith: We must protect Princess Allura! VLD Keith: SHIIIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 80s Pidge: *cringey gremlin voice* VLD Pidge: I have boobs. Misty: ...the fuck. Shiro: I died and had my soul transferred into a clone. Sven: I recovered at space hospital and met Romelle! 80s Hunk: I'mma fight these newbs! VLD Hunk: Yeah I'm gonna stay outta this, I don't like fights. Are you guys lost? I can radio you back home or something. Ash: I don't think home's gonna happen at this point, really. We just wanna stop all the portals spitting us everywhere. Brock: TWO PRINCESS ALLURAS! Nanny: Princess, you must not pilot the Blue Lion! It is no place for a lady! VLD Allura: Look, Shiro died, we had to do SOMETHING and the Lion picked me. 80s Allura: I just want to help... VLD Lance: She's too good for me, Lotor's better for her than I am, I'm just a loser... 80s Lance: Oh, come off it, me! You're a real catch, and she totally likes you back! 80s Lotor: Princess Allura will be mine! VLD Lotor: I'M NOT DEAD YET ow there's a rift creature biting my nads MAKE IT STOP Brock: So...the princess is taken? VLD Coran: This could make a great sequel to the Voltron Show! You three, get into costume! 80s Coran: My wife and kid died in the original Japanese version. Misty: Let's go. *portaltime!* Ash: Fuckin hell! Misty: Why can't we stay one place for more than 5 minutes? Pikachu: Woah...*looks around...they're someplace familiar!* Woah! I knew we'd find it again! Ash: What? Pikachu: Slut World!! Brock: *eyes bug out* YAHOOOOO!!! Misty&Ash: Woah! *they all start fucking, drinking, smoking, etc...until everything begins to look rather weird* Pikachu: Woah...something seems kind of odd... *suddenly, Pikachu becomes aware that maybe this isn't what it seems...* Pikachu: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUC-