It's late at night on a Saturday (about 11:40pm), and I just signed off the computer after being on for about...9-10 hours. That's early for me, but still kinda late...but maybe I'm just tired...fortunately, it's the weekend so I don't have to worry about getting up early for anything the next day. I go upstairs, get into bed, and turn on the TV. While waitng for the damn commercials to be over, I read the part I snipped from a Pokémon fanfic. Brock crawled across the camp and slid into his own sleeping bag, grumbling. Pikachu snuck into it while Brock wasn't paying attention. Lesse...pants, pants, vest...too far up....ah...there it was. How it whipped itself out was beyond the pokémon's comprehension. She licked her licked, wrapped her mouth around it and....bit down HARD. Damn...Brock screamed like a girl when he was in pain. ...Ouch. Well, the commercials are over. I watch the last of the Fox reruns, then fall asleep. Later... I wake up and realize I left the TV on. I'm about to turn it off when something comes onscreen: Ash: Pika-chuuu? Where ARE you?! *Music kicks in and the theme plays* Pika Pika-chu, where are you? We've got some work to do now....Pika Pika-chu, where are you? We need some heeelp from you now.... The fuck?! I switch channels, a little creeped out by that and hoping to find something normal. Imagine the Pikachu Death Metal Song. The band comes on stage, clad in spiked armour swathed in body paint. Pikachu waddles on after them Pikachu: "PIIIIIIKAA PIKA!!!!" Now THAT'S cool!!!! The video clip would involve Pikachu running through a mall, breaking windows, setting stuff alight, electrocuting people and raping bikes. (You didn't hear the last part.) So this is what VH1 plays when they think no one's watching...Woah. Now how about The Tower of Terror ep: "Ghostbusters theme" A music video for that would kick ass! Err...Then again, it would also be very fucked up. Let's see what's on the Sci-Fi channel. 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And last but not least the best one yet..... ~~~~~Since you wouldn't know a point if it raped you up the ass, I'll take his over yours, moron. Time to come up with a real argument. Call now and get the extended version of: "Why did you post this twice, Idiot?" w/ special guests Lastomar and Blargg. So come on. What are you waiting for? Show your love by replying to this post and clocking in if you can't stand this little kids stupid crap anymore. Operators are standing by.. sign here...............*snappdad* Man, someone else selling newsgroup junk-wait a minute, it's not available on cassette or compact disc? Damn, that sucks! And I thought the ad for the Cypher stuff was fucked up. Well, at least it wasn't another weirdass Pokémon thing. I flip channels again and see what else is on. "Metapod wins. Faintality." "You're creeping me out, Brock..." O_o...Wow, Pokémon gets fucked up after hours, man. I decide I better get some sleep, then remember I had something to write. I start writing and figure I'll go to sleep when I finish. Later... 2:42 am, I'm *STILL* working on my homework, and I swear I just saw a Purin (Jigglypuff) run by a few seconds ago. If my morning continues like this, I'll be seeing all 151 pokemon running through my bedroom before I go to sleep. Perhaps I should stock up on some Ultraballs or something. Gotta catch 'em all. ::falls off chair due to lack of oxygen to her brain:: Somebody get me some caffiene... Talk about stoned! *just then, a whole gang of Furbys runs by wearing underwear on their heads* Gack! WTF?! *sigh* Ok, I need sleep. I finally go to sleep. But not for long... I wake up to the sound of my radio, which has been left on. I reach over to turn the volume down, then realize I've got the munchies, so I go downstairs to get a snack. I'm in the kitchen looking for something and-woah, what was that running across the floor? A mouse! I'm half asleep, so my mind isn't really all there..."There you are, Pikachu!" What the...did I really just yell that out? Jeez, watch 1 episode of Pokémon and your brain goes nuts! Ah, well. I get some cookies, eat them, go upstairs, get into bed, and go back to sleep. I can't sleep. I remember a quote from an AIM chat with a friend that night: SaraJaye2K: My idea of cool is staying up late online, then watching TV for while. Then I switch channels, and there's a really screwed up show on-with cursing and everything! It's on channel 58, and it's a sketch show thing. There's even a Pokémon parody where everyone's talking about the "sorry show" and what the producers want them to do! HanSolo672: hehe, cool! I must be stoned or something...I remember what exactly sparked that whole conversation: o-O;; Woah... Friday night, me and my friends stayed up for 30 hours... in those hours we saw many a strange things, the strangest being a show on the International Channel called "Po Po Po" It was Asian, but not Japanese, that I was sure of. It was some kind of kid's variety show...only on crack. ^-^ I think it's on around 5:00 Saturday morning my time, I highly suggest that you see it! Now THAT was fucked up. But then again, I saw something like that awhile ago: I wake up and realize I overslept. I turn on the TV just in time to see the Pokérap, and something is very wrong. For one thing, instead of the usual 4-pokéballs-in-4-corners screen, it says "Poké Rap" in the top left corner of an orange screen. Then when they show "today's Pokémon", I can't believe what I'm seeing! They're all scary-as-hell-versions of Rattata, Snorlax, Jynx (like Jynx could get any more scary-looking) and others, with names like "Scary" and "Weird". And for a split second I could've sworn I saw MissingNo! Talk about weird... Wait, that was only a dream. Ah, well. I go back to sleep for the 4th time, and hopefully I will STAY asleep. I stay asleep. Until about 6am. Someone's alarm wakes me up and I instinctively click on the TV, thinking the weirdass stuff is over. But of course, I'm wrong: Celine Dion caught FINGERING HER VAGINA! Celine Dion busted in Hardee's. The pop superstar was caught today in the fast food resturaunt Hardee's fondling her genitals. She was in a stall all to herself with her skirt lifted to her not so big breasts. She was busted by a Hardee's employee. The employee was going to clean the restroom up some and didn't think anyone was in there. She walked in to the last stall to find Celine in the stall with her legs spread wide open. Each leg was up against the wall. Her feet were holding her in place on the toilet. She had her whole hand in her vagina. The Hardee's employee ran out of the restroom laughing and screaming, "Celine Dion is in the ladies' room playing with her pussy." Everyone ran in to the bathroom to find Celine was in the middle of climax. She exploded and big chunks of cum went flying everywhere. Talk about sexual frustration. Celine needs to get some a little more often. Celine put her skirt down and walked away like nothing had happened. The Hardee's employees just stood there in the bathroom with cum chunks hanging off their clothes and faces. The end...........YEAH!!!!! O_o...Ok, I'm officially stoned. I set the alarm to wake me 3 hours later, and go back to sleep. And this time, I not only stay asleep, I don't get up until almost 10am. I go downstairs and get something to eat, then head outside. Wow, what a weird night.