The Negaverse Hillbillies! :P
	by Sara Jaye

	This is just a crazy song parody I came up with. ^^;;;

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Now here is the story 'bout a guy named Zoi,
An evil bishounen, aka 'pretty boy'.
One day he got a job offer that claimed to be great,
So he, his lover, and his friends headed to the States.

(America, that is. Home of apple pie.)

They arrived at the casting office late that day,
The head honcho led them inside right away.
They said Jade, Neph, and Kunz could stay pretty much the same,
But when they got to Zoisite, they made him a dame! O_O

(Female, that is. No gay relations on American toons. Damn 
closed-minded
pricks.)

So if you've ever been confused while watching Sailor Moon
(On Cartoon Network weekday afternoons)
By that evil flat-chested girl, now you'll understand
That the evil flat-chested girl used to be a man!

Zoi: If they were going to make me a woman, they could have at least 
given me bigger breasts! *whack* Ow!
Director: Ok, that was uncalled for!

~Fin~