"OMG someone wrote anal sex!!! And they didn't do it properly!!! BAD WRITER! I EAT YOUR HEAD!!!"

"Dude, it's just ass sex."

"RESEARCH! You must RESEARCH before you WRITE ANYTHING!!"

"Dude, calm down."

"If you can't write anal sex properly, then don't write it at all!!"

"What are you, the ass sex nazi?"

"NO LOVE FOR YOU!!"

"Fine, if you're an ass sex nazi, NO DICK FOR YOU!"

"If you're gonna bitch and moan, both of you, then I'm the vagina nazi. NO VAGINA FOR YOU!!"

"OMG the word nazi is so horrible and offensive if you say it you're killing people all over again!!!!!! YOU GO TO JAIL KILLERS!"

"STFU!"

"You can say the word nazi and still hate Hitler's ass!"

"Ewww, Hitler's ass?"

"DAAAHH MENTAL IMAGE IT BURNS! HEAD EXPLODE NOW!!!"

"Whoops!"

"GIMME YOUR PR0N! NO MORE SEX FOR YOU IF YOU CAN'T WRITE IT RIGHT!"

"FANFIC IS FREE SPEECH IN ACTION! DO NOT STIFLE ME!!"

"Chill out, people."

"STFU MR. NEUTRAL FANFIC IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!"

"No it isn't"

"FANFIC MUST BE PERFECT!"

"OMG STOP OPRESSING MEEEEEEE!"

"WHINER!"

"ELITIST CUNT!"

"WRITE PERFECTLY OR GET OUT OF MY FANDOM!"

"LOVE ME AND LOVE EVERYONE ELSE OR YOU'RE THE DEVIL!"

"You guys suck. I'm going home."

"PUSSY!!"

"Oh, go eat a dick."

"YOU...YOU COW VAGINA!!!!!"

And then, the internet exploded. The end.