The date (sorry I couldn't come up with a better name)

Ash and his ex-girlfriend Angie and hanging out in a forest one night talking.

Angie: I didn't think you'd say yes when I asked you out, Ash. I mean, we did
break up the summer before 5th grade. Which is when you left on your journey
anyway.

Ash: Well, you were a pill, but we had some great times together. I mean, you
did have a decent sense of humor.

Angie: Yeah. Too bad I wasn't as popular as you, though.

Ash: Popular? I was the class idiot! I was always getting in trouble!

Angie: That's why a lot of people admired you-except that Gary. 

Ash: I think that jerk wanted you. *grins slyly*

Angie: Gross!

*they laugh*

Ash: Well, anyway, it is cool seeing you again.

Angie: Yeah. 

*they look at each other and are about to kiss when Misty shows up*

Misty: Ash, no!

Ash: Huh? Misty? What the hell are you doing here?

Misty: Ash, don't kiss her. Not until you hear what I have to say.

Angie: Who the hell is she?

Ash: Oh, that's just Misty. She follows me around all the time because of a
bike.

Misty: Well, it's not just about the bike anymore, Ash Ketchum! This is way
more important than the bike.

Ash: What?

Misty: Ash, I love you!

*Ash is speechless. Angie is very angry*

Angie: What!? You bitch! I'm the one he hooked up with at the
copy-the-high-school-kids party in 3rd grade! Remember that spin-and-kiss game?
It wasn't just the plan of that snotty Marcia! It was fate and you know it,
Ash!

Ash: No...it was all Marcia's idea. Angie, we might have some great memories,
but the thing is...I love Misty.

Misty(eyes sparkling): Is this...true?

Ash: Yes. I love you, Misty. Ever since the first time I saw you and stole your
bike.

Misty: Well, I can understand that you had to save Pikachu.

Angie: I can't believe you, Ash Ketchum! How could you hurt me this way? I
really loved you, and this is how you repay me? By leaving me for this? *glares
at Misty*

Ash: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I still like you as a friend.

Angie: Those are the last 7 words you want to hear when you've just had your
heart broken!

Misty: Stop being so damn melodramatic!

*just then, Gary shows up*

Gary: Misty, how could you?

Misty: What do you want?

Ash: You know each other?

Gary: Yeah. I met her after I left town. I wanted her, and she led me on!

Misty: Led you on? I never liked you! I thought you were a decent, person, but
you were just a jerk!

Gary: Well, better you date a jerk than a loser.

Ash: Get outta here or I'll break your neck!

Gary: I'll never get laid!

Ash: Now why did that sound so familiar?

Angie: I know how you feel. Ash just left me for that bitch.

Gary: He's always been a loser. I don't know what you saw in him.

Angie: I thought he was a decent person. Man, was I wrong.

Gary: Well, I always thought you were a loser. I guess dating Ash gave you that
tag.

Angie: I guess you're right.

*they look at each other*

Gary: Want to post rumors about Pikablu on Usenet?

Angie: Sure.

*they leave*

Ash: I thought they'd never leave!

Misty: Yeah.

Ash: Well, looks like everyone found someone tonight.

Misty: Yeah. We found each other and they're off trolling the internet.

*just then Brock shows up with Pikachu and Togepi*

Brock: So, Ash, how was your date tonight?

Ash: Well, let's just say tonight was the night I found who I really liked.

Misty: Yep.

Pikachu: Pika, Pikachu!

Togepi: Brriii!

Brock: What happened to Angie?

Ash: She found someone too. I think we all know him.

Misty: Kinda. Let's go back. I'm tired.

*they head back to camp*

Elsewhere:

James: All right, Jessie, I can't hide this any longer! I want you!

Jessie: You took the words right out of my mouth!

*they start making out*

Meowth: I knew it. I knew it all along.

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So? What did you think?