This isn't really a lemon, more of a silly little skit and an in-joke from the
days before AOL could get to AGNPH. I'm debating on whether this is actually my
first lemon, or just a skit that helped me prepare for my first lemon. :P
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"The rules of Pokemon newsgroups"

Ash and Misty are hanging around the Pokemon center one day. Brock is busy
helping Nurse Joy heal a few sick pokemon, so the 2 of them are alone.

Ash:  Misty, have I told you how gorgeous you look today?

Misty: Well, no. Thank you.

Ash: You know, you're kinda turning me on...

Misty: Well...you're doing the same to me. *blushes*

Ash: You want to fool around? *purrs*

Misty: Now you know the rules. No sexual behavior on this newsgroup.  We'd have
to go all the way to alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai for that, and that would
take us all day on foot.

Ash:  I know.  But I don't see what's so bad about kissing. It's not like we'd
be doing anything PG-13 rated-like taking our clothes off. 

Pikachu: Pika, pikachu.

Misty: But all the groping, fondling, and other stuff is a bit risque, don't
you think?

Ash: Ah, they'll never catch us!

Misty: You're right.

They start kissing. just then, Gary busts through the door.

Gary: Well, well, well. Look what we've got here!

Ash: Go away! We're busy.

Gary: Forget it!

Misty: Get out of here.

Gary: Why are you kissing Ash?  He's the biggest loser. Stick woth me, and
you'll go places. *winks*

Misty: No!

Gary: You know you want to, sexy. *grabs her arm*

Ash: She said no, jerk! Can't you hear?

Gary: You keep outta this!  *pulls Misty down on the floor and starts to fondle
her*

Pikachu: Pika!

Misty: Get off, you idiot!

Gary has Misty pinned down, and starts to rape her.

Ash: That jerk!  I'll kill him! 

Misty is overcome with rage.  She jumps up, throws Gary off her, and kicks him
in the groin.

Misty: Take that, you perv! That behavior isn't allowed on this NG!

Ash: Yeah, slimeball.  Take it to AGNPH.

Gary: What's that?

Ash: Alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai. A pokemon newsgroup that specializes in
what you were about to do to Misty!  Go there if you want to act like a sicko!

Pikachu: Pi ka CHUUUUUUU!!!!!!! *releases an electircal current that hits Gary*

Gary: All right, all right, I'm leaving!  Geez, you people are uptight!

Leaves

Misty: What a jerk.

Ash. I know!  But he's gone. Now...where were we?

They start kissing again, and Brock enters.

Brock OK, you know the rules. None of that here.  Take it to AGNPH.

Ash&Misty: Darn it!

Meanwhile, Jessie and James are making out in a closet.

Jessie: They'll never find us here.

James: Forget the rules. We're old enough!

Meowth: Uh, you oughta look behind you.

Officer Jenny is standing there, and so is Nurse Joy.

Jenny: You know better than that.

Joy: Take it to AGNPH.  This NG is not the place for that kind of behavior and
you know it.

J&J: We just can't win.

Sara Jaye
~I don't suffer from insanity.I enjoy every minute of it.~
-circa 1999-2000