Well, it was after 1am and I was in a weird mood from too much caffiene and 
sugar. I was writing about my weird sense of humor in a journal entry, and 
ended up writing this weird piece. So I figured I might as well post it here. 
^_^; 
(Of course, I wish I had the original version...stupid comp froze before I got 
to save, so I had to pretty much re-write it from scratch...oh well.) 
Okay, enough rambling. On with the show! :P 


~ 
Jadeite: "Hello, Sailor Soldiers! All your spam are belong to us!" *blinks* 
"What the-SPAM?!" 


Makoto: "That's not in the script! Since when was their any mention of spam?!" 


Zoisite: "You idiot! It's 'all your spam are belong to spam!'" *blinkblinks* 
"Ack!" 


Zoicite: "No, it's 'spambody set up spam the bomb!'" *blinkblinkblinks* 
"O_o...Whaat?! 


Hotaru: "What the spam are you people talking about?!" 


CereCere: "And why does everyone keep saying spam?!" 


Minako: "Shut the spam up so we can finish this scene already!" 


Ami: "Stop saying spam, spammit!" 


Setsuna: "Jinkies! We've been here half an hour!" 


JunJun: "O_o...Setsuna just said Jinkies!" 


Setsuna: "I did?! o_O" 


Jadeite: "Zoinks! This is like, weird, man!" 


Viluy: "I found something!" *bends down to pick something up* "An empty saki 
bottle..." 


Ami: "This could only mean one thing..." 


Ami and Viluy: "The directors and the producers are drunk and are holding the 
wrong cue cards, hence the obsession with spam." 


Tiger Eye: "I figured as much..." *looks down* "And so are the animators, 
apparently...look at our clothes!" 


*Everyone is wearing 70s clothing-miniskirts, bellbottoms, polyester, tight 
shirts, platforms, etc* 


Usagi: "Zoinks!" 


PallaPalla: "And look! We've magically transported to an old haunted mansion!" 


Usagi, ChibiUsa, Jadeite, and Artemis: "Yikes! Ghosts!" *cling to Mamoru, 
Hotaru, Nephrite, and Luna...and Rei clings to Usagi as well :P* 


Hawk Eye: "I know who caused this! It was Red Herring!" 


"Red Herring appears* 


RH: "Bite me, Jones!" *blinks* "You're not Jones...?!" 


Mimete: "So YOU'RE the Red Herring that stole my socks!" 


RH: "What are you talking about?" 


Mimete: "You stole my socks, just before you smacked that squirrel upside the 
head with a fish!" 


RH: "You people are scaring me!" *runs out* 


Haruka: "Okay, gang, let's split up! Michiru and I will go one way." 


Malachite: "Zoicite and I will go the other way. Everyone else...grab someone 
and head off in a random direction." 


*Everyone pairs off, and Makoto and Ami seem to be blushing. ^_~ (No, nothing 
ecchi implied. :P)* 


*Half an hour later...* 


Minako and Setsuna: "Yikes! A ghost!" *come running in with some ghost thingie 
chasing them* 


*All catch the ghost, then Nephrite whips off the mask* 


All: "Bill Gates!" 


Gates: "And I woulda gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling anime 
characters and those pesky cats!" 


Luna, Artemis, and Diana: "Meow! The kitties always win!" 


*all laugh* 


*Morning Moon de Aimasho plays as end credits* 
~ 


Yes, I know...I am a very, very odd individual. :P 


Sara Jaye, holder of the Magic Pool Cue. 
~I don't suffer from insanity.I enjoy every minute of it.~