"Things that go boink in the night"
	by Sara Jaye


	This mindless piece of PWP yuri fluff was inspired by various 
lemons involving the old "Your screwing is keeping us up!" plot device. 
Somehow this is a lot funnier in anime lemons than IRL situations...wonder 
why. ;P This is a SoixYui fic, naturally...for the life of me I can't 
figure out WHY I so like the idea of them together so much...^^;;; 
*shrugs* Ah, well. It also contains a bit of HotohorixNuriko. ^_~

[Disclaimers: Fushigi Yuugi is not mine, it is the property of Watase Yuu. 
This story is written for entertainment purposes only, please do not sue 
me.
This is a lemon. It is also a yuri lemon with a bit of yaoi mixed in. If 
you are under 18 and/or do not like the idea of 2 boinking or 2 guys 
fooling around, I suggest you close this window immediately. Same deal if 
you aren't into the alternate universe thing. If you do not like this kind 
of thing, do not read this and then bitch that you were offended, I will 
be VERY pissed off, and believe me, you don't want that. But if you do 
enjoy this stuff and/or are 18 and older, enjoy!]


*Bump*

*Bump*

*Bounce*

*Creak*

*Moan*

"Nuriko..."

Didn't they ever stop?! Frustrated, Soi yanked the covers over her head 
and tried to ignore the sounds. But it was useless. The wall between their 
room and hers was too damn thin!

For her, at least.

"How can she SLEEP through this?!" Soi looked over at her blonde roommate, 
Yui Hongo. She was out like a light.

"Not long. I've been lying awake for the past hour," came the muffled 
voice.

"Yui!" Soi nearly jumped out of her nightshirt. "You could've fooled me," 
she muttered.

"Let me guess. Hotohori and Nuriko are boinking AGAIN?" Yui sighed.

*Moan*

"You would expect anything less from those two?" Soi answered 
sardonically. "I mean, I'm glad they finally got together and all, but 
they could at least learn to be quiet about it at 1am!"

*Creak*

"I know. Even Tasuki's snoring isn't this loud, and I can hear him from 
down the hall sometimes!" Yui snickered.

"I heard that!" an angry Osaka accent snarled. A door opened and not a 
minute later, Tasuki came storming into the girls' bedroom.

"Hey!" Yui grabbed her kimono and pulled it tightly around herself. "You 
could at least knock, moron!" she growled.

"Yeah! We could've been NAKED in here, for cryin out loud!" Soi added 
harshly. Tasuki's eyes gleamed for a moment as he looked at Soi.

"Really?"

*SLAP!*

"Oww!"

"Shut up and go back to sleep, pyro!" Yui yelled. She wasn't in the mood 
for this.

"Are ya nuts? Who can sleep with that RACKET?!" Tasuki leaned against the 
wall.

*Creak*

The girls sighed.

"Well, it's not their fault the walls are so thin here," Soi said.

*Bump*

"But they could at least have some courtesy an' not wake everyone else 
up!" Tasuki argued. "And they're bad enough with the kissing an' sparkly 
eyes in broad daylight. They can't keep their hands off each other, it's 
disgusting!"

"Sounds like someone's bitter because they wish they could be the same way 
with a certain blue-haired monk," Soi said almost too casually, winking. 
Tasuki's cheeks immediately reddened.

"Hey, shut up! There's nothin' with me and Chichiri-san!" he said.

"Liar," Yui coughed just as the door opened. "Come in."

"Yui-chan? I heard arguing and..." Miaka trailed off. "Ohh! You just can't 
leave each other alone, can you?" she groaned, looking sadly at Tasuki and 
Yui.

"Well, even if she was annoyin' me again, this time I'm willin' ta let it 
slide cause I'm too tired ta fight," the bandit grumbled.

*Bump*

"Ohhh..." Miaka nodded and gestured towards the wall. "Yeah, I wonder if 
anyone's actually still asleep," she sighed. "I'm happy for Hotohori and 
Nuriko, but there's only so much of this I can stand. I need my sleep!" 
she whined, falling back onto the bed.

"I wish we'd known this place has such paper-thin walls," Soi groaned.

*Bump*

"Hotohori-sama..."

*Moan*

*Bump*

"Nuriko..."

The 4 of them sighed heavily.

"Someone has to tell them this. Now," Soi said. "Miaka, you're a nice 
person. You tell them."

*Creak*

"Me? You're the one who thinks they're being too noisy, you tell them!" 
Miaka argued.

*Moan*

"Soi-sama needs her sleep. Yui, get in there," Tasuki commanded. Yui 
glared at him, more annoyed at Tasuki's comment about Soi than his 
demanding she get out of bed.

*Bump*

"You're the man, you get in there!" she snarled. They argued about it for 
several more minutes before Yui gave up and walked out of the room.

"The sooner we get this over with, the better, and then we can all sleep," 
she sighed.

*Knock knock*

"Umm...guys?"

No answer, only the noises continuing relentlessly.

"Guys..."

Still no answer.

"Guys!"

Still no answer.

"All right...I'm coming in whether you like it or not," Yui announced, 
swinging the door open. As expected, Hotohori and Nuriko were joined at 
the lips, most of their clothes thrown onto the floor in a heap.

"Yo!"

That did it. The 2 of them sprang apart, looking very embarassed and quite 
annoyed as they rushed to cover themselves.

"Aaah! Yui, don't you know how to knock?!" Nuriko yelped.

"Explain yourself, please," Hotohori demanded. Yui sighed.

"Could you guys PLEASE keep it down in here? People can hear you from down 
the hall and it's been like this for the last 3 nights," she said. The 2 
men sweatdropped, blushing as red as Hotohori's robe.

"Ano..."

An awkward silence followed for the next few minutes.

"You can hear us?" Nuriko finally managed to mumble.

"Yes. Look, we're happy for you for being in love and all that, but these 
late-night boink sessions of yours are becoming...sort of a pain. I'm not 
saying it's all your fault, the walls of this place are very thin...but it 
would be nice if you could just...keep it down," Yui explained.

"Gomen nasai, I didn't realize we were so loud," Nuriko apologized.

"Hai. We'll try to be quiet from now on," Hotohori said.

"Promise?"

"We promise."

"Glad we understand each other," Yui smiled. "Night!"

With that, she walked back into her and Soi's room, slipped her kimono 
off, hung it up, then smirked.

As soon as she left, Hotohori's arms wrapped around Nuriko again.

"Now...where were we?"

-Back in Soi&Yui's room-

"That was easier than I thought," she said.

"Finally! I'm going back ta bed. Oyasumi!" Tasuki called as he left the 
room, nearly letting the door slam behind him.

"Thanks, Yui-chan," Miaka smiled, catching the door just before it 
slammed. "I'd better get going as well. Night!"

"Okay, now that we've solved the noise problem, let's try and get some 
sleep, ne?" Soi suggested.

"Hell yeah." Yui crawled back under the covers and closed her eyes. 
"Night!"

"Night," Soi yawned, slipping back into her own bed.

-An hour later-

*Bump*

*Bounce*

*Moan*

*Creak*

*Moan*

"Augh! They PROMISED!" Yui cried, burying her head in her hands.

"Damn it. We need a plan...we have to get it through to them that this 
simply cannot go on!" Soi said.

"Yeah, but what kind of plan? Ignoring them didn't help, I got nowhere 
trying to reason with them..." Yui idly toyed with a lock of blonde hair. 
"And fighting over it is out of the question, obviously. What else is 
there?" she asked.

"Well..." Soi thought for a moment but came up with nothing. "I don't 
know!" she groaned. "My mind is completely blank...probably from not 
getting more than 10 hours sleep total these last few days."

"We just need them to understand how frustrating it is, being kept awake 
night after night by them," Yui said...then was struck with a bolt of 
inspiration. "That's it!" Soi immediately leaned closer, her ears perking 
up.

"What's it?" she whispered. Yui felt her cheeks growing hot as Soi's arm 
brushed up against hers.

"Umm...I was thinking..." she trailed off, suddenly nervous. "N-Nevermind, 
it's stupid and it'd be too much work," she mumbled.

"Too much work?"

"Well...I was thinking...we could...move the beds?" Yui sweatdropped.

"How is that stupid?" Soi asked.

"Moving them next to each other," Yui said quietly, cringing with 
embarassment. Could Soi tell what she was thinking at that moment? 'Gods, 
could you be any more of a flustered schoolgirl, Yui?', she thought.

"..." Soi blinked. Why did Yui seem so...nervous about something as menial 
as moving the beds together? 'Wait...' She ran it over in her mind again...
'Woah...'

"...You mean..."

"Yes...we'd...be sleeping together..."

"You're a genius."

"What?!" Yui blinked several times.

"You're a genius! We'll fight fire with fire, show those boys we mean 
business," Soi said with a gleam in her eye.

"Yeah," Yui whispered, her embarassment fading. "We'll teach them to boink 
at 1am and wake us up!" The 2 of them laughed as they got up and began the 
task of moving the beds.


-5 minutes later-

"This is NOT working very well," Yui sighed. "We're nearly DONE moving 
these beds and they're still at it! What are we gonna do after this? Fake 
moaning noises?"

"Either that or we could actually have sex," Soi muttered bluntly. 'Augh! 
Where did THAT come from, Soi? Yui would never do anything like that, not 
when she has a boyfriend! And besides, she looks up to you like an older 
sister, it's...highly unlikely she would see you in THAT way,' she told 
herself.

"Us?!" Yui squeaked, trying to control the rampant thoughts running 
through her mind. Soi wasn't really suggesting the 2 of them actually fool 
around, was she? 'No, she doesn't see me like that, just as a little 
sister. And besides, she couldn't stand me the first time around, why 
would she wanna screw me?' She tried in vain to stop images of her 
and Soi locked in a passionate embrace on her bed, hands running all over 
each other's bodies and under their nightclothes... 'No!' She sighed. It 
was no use trying to deny it anymore. 'I want her. Bad. She's so HOT!!'

'MAN, I want her!' Soi thought as she finally gave into her hormones. 
'She's just so...sexy, in that cute little high school girl sort of way! 
And even after I hated her guts in the previous life she was so glad to 
see me when I came back! But even if we are such good friends, would she 
really want to get physical with me?'

"Well...we're doing a pretty lousy job with it this way. If anything, 
we'll sound realistic enough to get through to the guys," Soi mumbled.

"Yeah. Though I can't honestly say I'd mind it even without that as a 
reason," Yui confessed.

"Yeah, me either...aw, why the hell not?" Soi finally decided, becoming 
tired of this nervous tension.

"Hai! Ya only live once, after all," Yui giggled as she leaned forward and 
pressed her lips against Soi's. They fell backwards onto the bed, arms 
wrapped tightly around each other as their inhibitions flew out the 
window. Their tongues met, stroking against each other as the kiss 
deepened; their fingers ran through each other's hair. After several 
minutes, they broke the contact for air.

"Woah..."

"You think we did any damage?" Yui asked.

*Bounce*

*Creak*

"Not yet..." Soi giggled. "Let's see how strong these beds really are."

With that, their mouths met again. Soi replaced one hand in Yui's hair 
while running the other all over her back and sides, letting it come to 
rest against her thigh. Yui's eyes widened a little as she felt a warmth 
creeping between her legs. Impulsively, she slid her hand down Soi's body, 
then slowly back up again to her breast. Feeling incredibly bold, she 
pressed her palm against the soft mound of flesh, rubbing gently, her 
fingertip brushing across the now-hardened nipple several times. Soi 
moaned into Yui's mouth, bringing her hand back up to squeeze the girl's 
breast. By now, they had pretty much forgotten why they were doing this-in 
fact, they'd almost forgotten where they were. Hands roamed all over each 
other's bodies, tongues stroked each other, legs intertwined.

Suddenly, in a move of pure sneakiness, Yui reached down and pinched Soi 
on the butt.

"Aah!" Soi broke the contact again. "You sneak!" she gasped, her eyes 
narrowing.

"Sorry!" Yui giggled. "I couldn't resist...!" She crossed her legs, 
causing her nightshirt to lift up...

'No panties?!' Soi's eyes widened a little. 'Hmm...' She snickered evilly 
to herself, getting an idea.

"Well, they always say 'turnabout is fair play'," Soi smirked, then 
grabbed Yui and started tickling her.

"AAIIIEEE! Hey, that's not fair!" Yui screamed between uncontrollable 
giggles and shrieks. "Soi!"

"I warned you!" Soi smirked, enjoying the sense of power as Yui struggled 
in her grasp. After a few minutes, she decided to move in for the kill and 
let her hand slip...

From Yui's chest, over her stomach...underneath her nightshirt...

"Aah!" Yui gapsed as she felt Soi's hand come in contact with the hot 
wetness between her legs. "S-Soi..."

"I've got you now," the older girl whispered, gently nipping at Yui's 
earlobe. Her fingers began to play at Yui's sex, stroking and teasing her.

"Ohhh!" Yui cried, half in pleasure and half in frustration as Soi's 
fingers played mercilessly at her. Her other hand went to work on Yui's 
breast, squeezing gently while pinching and rubbing the nipple with her 
fingertips. Yui had never felt anything like THIS before, and from another 
girl no less! Well, she had experimented a little with Miaka when they 
were 11, but that was nothing...2 little girls playing was one thing, but 
this...

"Soi...please..." she whimpered.

"Oh, I'm sorry...am I teasing too much?" Soi asked.

"Please..." Yui begged.

"What?" Soi asked, gently sliding her finger upwards to just barely brush 
against Yui's clit. Yui bit down on her wrist to muffle a scream.

"Sensitive, aren't we?" Soi hissed, flicking her tongue over the girl's 
earlobe as her finger brushed at the sensitive little nub of flesh again. 
Yui tried to beg Soi to stop teasing and enter her, but all she could 
manage was a whine mixed with a moan. Soi's fingers were relentless 
against her, so close to where she needed them the most, lingering just 
long enough to drive Yui to the brink of insanity then leaving her at the 
edge. It was too much!

"Quit teasing me and fuck me already!" she finally cried out, feeling 
herself blush in surprise at this outbusrt. Soi looked thoughtful for a 
moment.

"Hmm...you really want this, Yui-chan?" she asked, rubbing Yui's entrance 
with her fingertips.

"Yes..."

"Hmm?" Soi slowly began to push her way inside, but let her fingers linger 
a little, as if she wasn't sure...

"YES!" Yui practically screamed.

"All right..." Soi smiled, kissing Yui passionately on the lips as she 
thrust her fingers into her, her thumb pressing into her clit. Yui 
spasmed, her body tensing as she came almost immediately, her walls 
tightening around the invading fingers as she screamed Soi's name, along 
with that of various Gods. Soi broke away from Yui's mouth to descend on 
her right nipple while her fingers continued to slam in and out of the 
warm wetness surrounding them. Yui grabbed at the bedsheets, screaming as