This is my continuation of Celestial Seer's fanfic, "Haruna's Class Act" (part 1)-which, BTW, I highly reccomend if you're looking for something funny. XD ~ Suboshi: *appears in the room* You mean like me and a certain face painted freak? Tomo: *cackles* You KNOW you love it, Suboshi-chan...aren't I so much better than your wussy brother? *teases Suboshi with a feather* Suboshi: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY ANIKI, AND GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MY PANTS, YOU FREAK! Nakago: TOMO! What have I said about teasing the angry yo-yo flinger? Tomo: Gomennaasai, Nakky-sama! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ Soi: You little suckup! Nakago-sama is MINE! Yui: *bursts into tears* I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE! *runs crying from the room* Miaka: Yui-chan! You guys are making her very depressed, you know! Soi: Says you, having sex with 'TAMAHOMEEEEEE' and not caring about her! Miaka: You're one to talk! Tamahome: Listen, if you guys are going to catfight, take your shirts off. XD Soi: *beats him upside the head* Miaka: TAMAhome...-_- Tasuki: Why doesn't Soi just take off her shirt! XD Soi: *beats him up* Now, where were we, you little school uniform-showing off...person... Miaka: Umm...weren't we arguing about Pepsi vs. Coke? Nephrite 2: Yui reminds me of Zoisite when I told him Kunzite loved me, and was just using him! *whack!* Oww! ;_; Zoisite: -_- Nephrite: ...You like KUNZITE...?! But he is the enemy! He stole Zoisite away! *runs to Zoisite* Why? Why did you ignore me so much? ;_; Zoisite: *slaps him* You stay the hell away from me, you jerk. Go boink Molly. Naru: Who is this Molly you speak of? Umino: *beats Nephrite with a pocket protector* Stay away from my Naru-chan! Jadeite: *slaps Nephrite across the face* Jerk! -_- Kunzite: Oh, go screw Rei. Usagi, Minako, Kotono, Unazuki, and various other girls: *cry* NO! Not OUR Rei-chan! Minako 2: O_O;;; I'm a lesbian?! Nephrite 3: I'm not gay! I'm as straight as an arrow! *gropes Nuriko* Miaka: So why are you groping a crossdressing man? Nephrite 3: AAAHHH! Hotohori: *beats up Nephrite 3* Stay away from Nuriko! Nuriko 2: I love Tasuki, and Hotohori, and Tamahome, and Chichiri, and Amiboshi, and Nakago, and Tomo...I'll go to bed with any one of you any night of the week. Nuriko: *beats up the other Nuriko* Suboshi: *is beating the hell out of Tomo with his Ryuuseisui* CALL MY ANIKI A WUSS, WILL YA?! Amiboshi: Otouto! *grabs his arm* Please...stop this... Suboshi: *remembers* ...Yui-sama! *runs out after her and comes back a second later, in tears* DAMN YOU SOI! Soi: Me?! I love Nakago, only Nakago, and I'd never love anyone else! Nakago: Soi, I love Tomo. You're like a sister to me, I'm sorry. Soi: *runs off sobbing* Nakago: Aw, fuck! Tasuki: *beats up Nakago* You made her cry! Nakago: ...I didn't mean it! Tomo: *drags him off* Forget them, Nakky-sama... Miss Haruna: *sobbing* YOU'RE ALL DRIVING ME NUTS! ;_; Makoto: You men are so immature! -_- Come on, Ami-chan, let's go make out in the supply closet! Ami: But Mako-chan, we're in the middle of a lesson! Makoto: On what? How to break someone's nose? I've known that since I was 6! Come on...you could use some time off from that studying anyway... Ami: *blushes* Oh, all right. ^^ *follows Makoto into the storage closet* Kunzite 2: I love you, Minako, princess of Venus! Zoisite: Kunzaito-sama! ;_; Kunzite: Get the hell out of here! *beats up the other him and comforts Zoisite* Nephrite: Aww, what a wuss! ...WHY CAN'T THAT BE ME?! *cries* Zoisite: *snuggling up against Kunzite* Cause you're a jerk. ^^ *Kunzite and Zoisite kiss* Jadeite: ...DAMN YOU NEPHRITE! *slams him against the wall and kisses him, then slaps him* Hotohori: *stares longingly at Miaka while giving anyone eyeing Nuriko a death glare* Nuriko: Hotohori-sama... Hotohori: Not now, I'm pining over Miaka. Nuriko: Hotohori-sama!!! ;_; Tasuki: Aw, he doesn't deserve you... Hotohori: You stay away from him, you second-rate bandit! *punches Tasuki* Chichiri: *drags Tasuki off and gets him an ice pack* You need to stay out of trouble no da... Nuriko: *sniffles* Hotohori: ...I'm sorry...come here, Nuriko-chan. *hugs him* Nuriko: *smiles* Aww! You called me Nuriko-chan...^_______^ Tasuki: NURIKOOOOOOO!! *cries* Why, why, WHY?! What's the EMPEROR got that's so damn great that I haven't got?! Utena: Good looks, brains, long shiny hair, warm golden eyes, he's kind, he doesn't hit things with flames and a metal fan... Tasuki: *sobs as Chichiri tries to comfort him* Touga: So by all those counts you should be drooling over me, Utena... Utena: *slapping him* You are SO lucky Anthy doesn't get jealous. Anthy: Utena-sama! ^_^ Akio: My own sister stole away the woman I love! Nephrite 3: Better than a prissy little bookworm stealing your woman. Makoto: *punches him in the face* Leave Ami-chan out of this! Eudial: *kicks him in the groin for good measure and growls* AND you are the sick MORON who tried to RAPE her! Usagi: Quiet! We're not supposed to discuss the weird Silver Millenium thing! Zoicite: Damn, and I wanted to transform into my warrior princess self! Haruka: *looks up from planting a mark on Michiru's neck* Would you be QUIET?! We're trying to make out back here! Kozue: Hey, that isn't a bad idea, Miki... *tries to put a hand down his pants* Miki: Quit that! *slaps her hand away and resumes playing the piano* Suboshi: ...That reminds me, I AM NOT WEARING A FRIGGIN SKIRT! Miaka: We're not supposed to discuss the author's Utena/FY cross either!' *crack* Chiriko: Aw, we just fixed that 4th wall last week! Tamahome: At least I didn't break it this time, not like in that MSTing from weeks ago! *CRASH!!* Miaka: Tamahome! Ash and Gary: *straighten their clothes and look VERY embarassed* WHO BROKE THE WALL?!?! Mireille: *whips out gun* I'm on it. Now. Kirika: ... Asuka: SHIIIIINJIIIIIIII, IF I EVER CATCH YOU SPYING ON ME AND REI AGAIN, YOU'RE DEAD! Shinji: I-It wasn't me, I was with Kaworu the whole time! Misato: *giggles* Sorry, Shinji-kun! Rei: ... Asuka: O_o Misato?! Ritsuko: ...*drags Maya into a closet* Wakaba: Utena-samaaaaaa! *glomps* Utena: @_@;; Ack! Tomo: Now, if Suboshi-chan isn't feeling up to anything... *gropes Amiboshi* Suboshi: *beats him within an inch of his life* YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER, YOU SEX MANIAC! Nakago: *drags Tomo out of the room and mutters* Soi: ...Yui! *runs off to find the missing Seiryuu no Miko* Mimete: Aww! Someone's protective of their big brother...^_~ Nanami: Well, every girl in SCHOOL wants him! Amiboshi: She was talking to Suboshi, miss Kiryuu. Nanami: -_- Shiori: *yawns* This is so stupid. Juri: ... Shiori: What? Juri: Nothing. Tomoyo: *giggles as she videotapes the insanity* Sakura: *giggles* I haven't seen Sora, Mimi, Tai or Matt for half an hour... Tomoyo: They must've run off to the janitors' closets...speaking of which... *Meiling and Syaoran walk in, Meiling smiling maniacally and Syaoran blushing blood red, face covered in lipstick smudges* Suboshi: ...I wish that was me and Yui-sama right now! Amiboshi: Miaka let me hold her hand once...it was all I needed. Just that she cares for me is enough... Suboshi: ...Aniki... Suboshi: *walks to the door...just as Soi kisses Yui on the lips!* ...No! *sobs* Amiboshi: *comforts him* She just wasn't the one... Nuriko: *sigh* Hotohori: ...*embraces Nuriko* Just give me some time. Nuriko: *speechless, embraces back* Hotohori-sama!! Setsuna: *watches them from the back of the room* How sweet... Minako: *smiles and leans against her* I think our other selves are getting more...used to the idea of being a couple in an alternate universe. Setsuna: I hope so... ~TBC?~ I admit it, I wrote the majority of this thing at the spur of the moment...well, more like half. Anything before Tasuki complaining about losing Nuriko was written...weeks ago. ^_^;; I may or may not add to this thing...ya never know. XD