"The casting of an FY/Utena fusion!" by Sara Jaye Okay, I've had this idea floating in my head since like, January...so one night, I finally decided to write down the roles and ideas and stuff. However...the characters had their own ideas about everything from who they were romantically linked with to what they would wear... So the casting became a fic in itself. A VERY weird, messed up one at that. O_o If I ever get the actual fic written, it'll be a miracle... And on that token, this probably is NOT the finished version of this story...chances are I'll get more crazy ideas and add them in here... [Disclaimer: Utena and FY belong to their respective creators, I'm only borrowing em, you know the drill. Contains yaoi and yuri, strong language, etc, etc, etc. If this or the idea of Miboshi in a dress offends or disturbs you, turn back now...] ~ Hotohori-Utena (Hotohori: O_o; ...The uniform is so LITTLE...) Nuriko-Anthy (Nuriko: Waiii!! ^-^ Wait...this means I get slapped! SARA! -_-) Amiboshi-Miki (Amiboshi: But he plays the piano...*tries to play 'Illusion: The Sunlit Garden' on his flute* ...I guess it'd work. But... won't Hotohori get mad at me for the thing with me liking Nuriko? ^^;;) Suboshi-Kozue (Suboshi: WHAT?! -_- Soi: It's perfect, you already have a thing for your brother! Suboshi: SHUT UP!) Yui-Juri (Yui: ...) Tamahome-Ruka (Tamahome: O_o Wait...wouldn't this mean that I'm in love with YUI?! And that I break up with Miaka because of her?!) Miaka-Shiori (Miaka: NO! I would never do that to Yui-chan!! Sara: Hey, I could've switched yours and Yui's roles! Yui: NO! I am NOT dating Tamahome for the purposes of some idiotic fic! Tamahome: I'd break up with you anyway, and I'd love Miaka, just like in real life! Sara: AHEM! Anyway...) Tasuki-Wakaba (Tasuki: NO!! *beats Sara over the head with his fan*) Okay then...Chichiri-Wakaba (Chichiri: O_o;; Nani?! Tasuki: What?! No way, first Hotohori steals Nuriko away from me, now Chichiri's gonna be glomping him every episode?! Sara: Aw, I'm sorry, I didn't know you'd get jealous! Tasuki: ...Shut up) Soi-Saionji (Soi: WHAT?! After being fucked over in love myself I would NOT fuck over another person! And why the hell would I want to slap Nuriko around? Tasuki: So you really love me! *glomps* Yui: YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER, MORON! *kicks him* Chichiri: ...If I was Wakaba, I'd be madly in love with Soi no da? Umm... ^^;;;) Nakago-Akio (Nakago: Yay, I'm the incestuous, manipulative pervert! -_-) Tomo-Touga (Tomo: O_o ...I still get to roll in the sheets with Nakky-sama, right? ^_^ Sara: Yes. Tomo: All right then.) Chiriko-Nanami (Chiriko: ...Forgive me, I am about to act very OOC. *screams* THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, SARA?! FIRST OFF, I CAN'T STAND THAT FACE-PAINTED SADIST TOMO! SECOND, I AM NOT A NAIVE, SCREECHY LITTLE BLONDE BITCH! THIRD, I WOULD NEVER, EVER SEND FANGIRLS TO ABUSE NURIKO! SO IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA GET INTO SOME LITTLE YELLOW OUTFIT AND PLAY AS THAT LITTLE BITCH, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! *pants* There...I'm all right...) Hmm...Chiriko-Wakaba, then? (Chiriko: ...That's only SLIGHTLY more acceptable. But...I'm in love with Yui-san, not Soi. Yui: DON'T make me Saionji! I don't wanna make Chiriko run off crying! Chiriko: *melts* *__________________________* Sara: ^^;;; ...All right then...) Now then...maybe we could have Tasuki-Nanami (Tasuki: *string of loud cursing, beats Sara repeatedly with the fan* Sara: Well, the only roles we have left are Kanae, Mamiya, Mikage, and minor roles of Mitsuru and Keiko. And Tatsuya, but he's mostly a movie character, as far as I know. Tasuki: ...) Okay, so so far the set cast is: Hotohori-Utena Nuriko-Anthy Amiboshi-Miki Suboshi-Kozue Yui-Juri Tamahome-Ruka Miaka-Shiori Chiriko-Wakaba Soi-Saionji Nakago-Akio Tomo-Touga Now, the only roles left to fill are Mamiya, Mikage, and Kanae. Tasuki, Chichiri, and Mitsukake are the only ones without roles. So... Mitsukake-Mikage (Mitsukake: O_o;; What?!) Tasuki-Mamiya (Tasuki: ...GREAT, now I'm playing a sickly child! -_-) Chichiri-Kanae (Chichiri: ...I am NOT going to be in a relationship with Nakago no da!) ...Okay then...we COULD switch some roles once again... Tasuki-Saionji Soi-Kanae Mitsukake-Mikage Chichiri-Mamiya All: ... Soi: Well, at least I'm not breaking anyone's heart now. *thinks* ...Oh, great, this means I'm playing the slimeball's intended! So Nakago gets to kick me around some more! Thanks, Sara! -_- Tamahome: Actually, she wasn't as blindly obsessed with him as you were with Nakago in FY, so I think you're all right. Soi: I better be. -_- ...Sorry. ^^;;; Soi: *shrugs* Chances are everyone's gonna end up out of character at some point, so maybe I'll use that chance to slap him. Nakago: *mutters* Never, ever take a woman for granted... Tasuki: I. Am. NOT. Going. To. Hurt. Chiriko. Like. That. -_- Mitsukake: I still don't understand why I'm the weird pink haired guy. Chichiri: I think I would've been better off as Wakaba no da... Tasuki: Wait, we still need a Nanami! ARGH! Dammit, we need SOMEONE twisted enough to be obsessed with Tomo... and brave enough to try and get him out of Nakago's bed. Tomo: *cackles* I'm that sexy, aren't I? All: *shudder* Hmm... Kouji-Saionji Mitsukake-Mikage Houki-Mamiya Tasuki-Nanami Chichiri-Mitsuru All: ...!! Chichiri: Mitsuru's so MINOR no da! Houki: *blinks several times* Kouji: Wait, how did I get dragged inta this?! Tasuki: ...LEKKA SHIEN! *swings his fan, but only succeeds in setting Sara's socks ablaze* Sara: AH! *throws water on her feet before the socks get too burned* Dammit, I've written myself into a corner! I CAN'T use Aishtaire and Miboshi... ...*thinks* Tasuki-Saionji Chichiri-Mikage Mitsukake-Mamiya Miboshi-Nanami Miboshi: ... Amiboshi: *stops playing* ...Him!? Tomo: ...But he's...so...EVIL! *clings to Nakago* ...Hmm... *thinks* What if I did some MORE switching... Nakago-Mikage Tomo-Mamiya Soi-Tatsuya Kouji-Akio Tasuki-Touga All: O_O;;; WHAT?! ...No, I'll keep Nakago as Akio and Tomo as Touga. ...DAMMIT! Now I'm wondering if I should replace Miaka, Yui, and Tamahome as Juri, Shiori, and Ruka! Let's see here... Yui-Mikage Miaka-Mamiya Tamahome-Saionji Tasuki-Juri Kouji-Shiori Chichiri-Ruka Mitsukake-Tatsuya ...Hmm... Chichiri: ?!?!?!?! Kouji: Th' hell?! I aint gonna hurt Gen-chan like that, ya moron! Tasuki: ...I'd have ta wear onna those fuckin' school uniforms half the time?! Sara: You'd get a nice shower scene! *Fangirls drool* Tamahome: But I would never hurt Chiriko! Chiriko: ...FY just didn't have enough women. Mitsukake: ...You better age Chiriko 10 years, or make me younger. Miaka: ...*trying it out* Miss Yui-sama? Yui: PLEASE, don't call me that, not only does it feel wrong because we're best friends, I've had enough 'Yui-sama' from Suboshi! Suboshi: Y-Yui-sama! ;_; ...*edits the hell out of everything till ot makes some sort of sense* Okay...the final cast list is as follows: Hotohori-Utena Nuriko-Anthy Amiboshi-Miki Suboshi-Kozue Yui-Mikage Miaka-Mamiya Tamahome-Saionji Tasuki-Juri Kouji-Shiori Chichiri-Ruka Chiriko-Wakaba Soi-Kanae Nakago-Akio Tomo-Touga Soi-Kanae Miboshi-Nanami Seiryuu-Dios *exhausted* All right...NOW this makes sense... Tamahome: It'd make more sense to have one of the Four Gods as Dios, though. ...I WILL revise this again. But as of right now, it stays. Suboshi: *growls* I AM NOT WEARING A SKIRT!!! -_- Soi: *whispers to Hotohori* Should we tell him about the thing between Kozue and Touga in the series? Hotohori: O_o *whispers* At least it isn't Kozue/Akio... Suboshi: *reads spoilers* ...YOU'RE A DEAD AUTHOR, SARA! Maybe...I should've said something earlier? ^_^;; Nakago: No wonder you hate me so much, Suboshi, you want my boyfriend! Suboshi: *punches Nakago in the groin, then douses hi hand in lysol* Minor characters: Tokiko-Keisuke Miaka: O_o Onii-san?! Yui: Wait, this would mean I'd be in love with him...! Tetsuya: Keisuke! You'd steal my girlfriend for some inane crossover?! Keisuke? N-No! Soi: YOUR girlfriend?! Tetsuya: ...Yui, is there something you aren't telling me here?! Yui: ...I... Soi: She's with me now. Sorry! ^_^ Tetsuya: !! ;_; Keisuke: ...I'm still here. Tetsuya: Aww...you're the best friend a guy could have! Miaka: Aww! ^-^ *ahem* Now, if we might continue... Nakago: Wait a sec, speaking of lesser characters and older brothers, why not make Nuriko's REAL older brother Akio? I mean, I don't want my fangirls to see me as a nasty little sex maniac! Rokou: ... Nuriko: You leave onii-san out of this mess! Chiriko: Is it just me or is anyone else NOT seeing Miboshi as Nanami?! Miboshi: ... Tasuki: An' Mitsukake-san aint no Dios! ...Okay...*edits* There. Now Seiryuu is Dios...for now. I'll just find another, better role for Mitsukake... Tomo: Hmm... NO, I am not casting a nice guy like him as evil Nanami! Mitsukake: ...Thank you. Chiriko: ...Is there such thing as the possibility of Wakaba/Mikage pairings? Yui: ^^;;; Soi: Or even Kanae/Mikage! Tamahome: ...That'd mean Mamiya/Saionji!!! Miaka: O_o Soi: And Amiboshi as Miki wouldn't exactly reject Suboshi as Kozue, ifyaknowwhatImean...XD Amiboshi and Suboshi: !!!! SHUT UP! Kouji: I barely even know Chichiri, man, I aint gonna screw Gen over so I can get into bed with 'im! Chichiri: At least it'd be in character that I like Tasuki no da... Tasuki: R-Really?! Miaka: Aww! Tasuki: *immediately blushes blood red* MIAKA! Hotohori: This uniform is so SMALL... Tomo: You almost forgot about the ugly pink dress... Hotohori: ...THAT'S RIGHT! SARAAA! -_- Nuriko: It'd be SO out of character for Anthy to break Saionji's arms... Tamahome: O_o;;; Hotohori: That's why Utena will break them in Anthy's defense! Tamahome: Help! Amiboshi: *plays Miki's song on his flute* ...This isn't too hard. Suboshi: Oh, and by the way, once again, I AM NOT WEARING A FRIGGIN SKIRT!! ...AUGH...at this rate I'll never get the actual story written! X_x;;;