This fic is proof that you can come up with some interesting stuff when you're wired.

Pokémon nights[TV-14]

	Ash put down his backpack and sat down on a nearby rock.  It had been a long day and he was glad to rest. "This looks like a good place," he said to Misty and Brock. "OK. Let's set up camp, then." Brock set down his backpack. "Ash, you go get some firewood," he said. "Why the hell does it always have to be my job to get the damn firewood?" Ash demamded. "I'll come with you," Misty said. "Thanks." Ash smiled at her. "Come on, Pikachu and Togepi," he said. "Pika Pika!" Pikachu jumped up on Ash's head. "Brriiii!" Togepi settled into Misty's arms. "Don't take too long. It'll be getting dark soon," Brock told them. "We won't" Ash and Misty headed into the forest.
 	"Not much wood around here. Just a few lousy twigs," Ash commented. "Well, I got a few good-sized sticks. They should be good enough," Misty said. Pikachu picked up a few more twigs and handed them to Misty. "Thanks, Pikachu," Misty said, taking the twigs. "Think this is enough firewood?" Ash asked. "I'm sure it is," Misty answered hime, smiling. Ash smiled back. "It's kinda nice out here, all alone," he said. "Well, we're not really alone," Misty luahged, glancing at Pikachu and Togepi playing. "Guess you're right," Ash said, laughing. "But still...it is nice." He slid his arm around Misty's shoulders. Then they stated kissing. They went at it for a few minutes, and their pokémon were getting bored. "Pika-chu!" "Togepi!" "Huh?" Ash and Misty stopped making out to see their pokémon standing there impaitiently. "We'd better head back," Misty said. They walked back to the campsite.

Elsewhere...
	"Another failure. Just great," Jessie groaned. "Pikachu was almost ours, then he had to use the old thundershock," James said. "This is getting ridiculous! You'd think thye'd have learned their lesson by now!" Meowth got up. "Well, I'm outta here," he said. "Where are you going?" James asked. "I'm gonna check out the action in the glitzy part of town," Meowth said. "See ya later!" And he left. "He'll probably meet some show cat in a casino or something," Jessie sighed. "It's times like this I wish I had a man." James was shocked. "And just what the hell do you think I am?" he demanded, smacking her arm. "A puny coward," Jessie answered.

	Ash and Misty walked back to the campsite with the firewood. "What the hell took you guys so long?" Brock asked. The 2 kids looked embarassed. "Uh...well, you see, we-you could say-" Ash stammered. "What Ash is trying to say is-well-" Misty was also unsuccessful. "Never mind. It's kinda obvious what you were up to." Brock started setting up the campfire. "Pika pi, pikachu, pi ka pika cha," Pikachu said. "Togepi, togepi," Togepi added. Brock smirked. "I knew it," he gloated. "Leave it to a smart-mouthed pokémon to blab it," Ash groaned. "I didn't even think Togepi was capable of that yet," Misty commented. "Enough of that. Let's eat." Brock took out some food and they started eating. "Not bad, considering Misty helped make it," Ash joked as he ate one of the sandwiches they had packed. "Hey! My sandwiches aren't that bad," Misty said defensively. "I'm surprised that the ones you helped make are edible," she joked. "Misty, you drive me crazy-in more ways than one!" Ash fed some food pellets to his pokémon. "Well, you're doing the same thing to me!" Misty shot back. Brock sighed. "Well, you two drive me crazy-in the won't-stop-arguing-and-flirting-so-I-can-get-a-minute's-peace way!" he complained. "You're just jealous because you can't get a girl," Ash teased. "Why did you have to remind me of that?" he whined. "Sorry about that," Ash apologized. "Ah, that's all right. I'll just have to keep looking," Brock said as he cleaned up. Ash and Misty helped him. After they finished cleaning up, they decided to turn in for the night.

         Later...

	Brock woke up at about 12:30am to a fmiliar sensation. He had dreamed that Nurse joy and Officer Jenny were giving him a full-body massage, and now had a throbbing erection. "Man...if only I could turn those dreams into reality," he said to himself. "I'm gonna go find some action." Brock got up quietly so he wouldn't wake up Ash and Misty, put his shirt and vest back on, and left for the glitzy part of town. As he was sneaking off, he tripped over Pikachu. "Pika?" Pikachu said, dazed. "Shh, not so loud. I'm going out for awhile. I'll probably be back in an hour," Brock whispered. Pikachu went back to sleep, and Brock resumed sneaking away.
	Meanwhile, Ash had also woken up and couldn't get back to sleep. He looked over at Misty, who was sound asleep. "How can she sleep on this rocky ground anyway?" he asked himself. Because she was sneaky, he thought. Damn Misty. That was the last time he agreed to put the dishes away so she could steal the good spot. Ash tried to go back to sleep, but kept sneaking glances at Misty. She sure looked hot just sleeping there. He quickly turned away, but the more he tried, the harder it was. Now he was really horny. He got out of his sleeping bag quietly so as not to wake Brock and Misty and sneaked off to behind a tree. Then he undid his pants and started to mastrubate.
	Misty was awakened by a noise from behind a tree. She was tempted to go look, but didn't want to wake up Ash and Brock. She was just imagining things, she decided, and tried to go back to sleep. Then she heard the noise again. "Toge?" Togepi seemed to have heard it too. "Go back to sleep. It's probably nothing," she said to her pokémon. But Misty knew it was something. "What the hell is this noise I keep hearing?" she wondered aloud. She got out of her sleeping bag and started to look around. Then she saw a familiar shadow near the tree. Could it be...Misty looked again. It was Ash! She tried not to make any noise as she looked on. He sure was hot. Then she noticed that he had his pants down around his knees. She blinked. "I never knew Ash was so well hung," she said to herself.
	Ash stopped playing with himself for a second and looked around. "Misty?" he said. She must have seen him! He pulled his pants back up and started to sneak back. "Ash?" Misty said. "Uh-hi Misty! What a surprise seeing you here! I was, uh, just going for a walk," he said nervously. "Same here," Misty stammered. They were silent for a minute. "You saw me, didn't you?" they asked in unison. "Yep," they both answered. "I couldn't sleep. I was horny," Ash confessed. "I heard a noise, and when I saw you I got kinda turned on myself," Misty said, blushing. They looked at each other. "Well, I guess we should head back," Ash said. "Yeah," Misty agreed. They headed back to their sleeping bags. Ash couldn't stop staring at Misty, and the feeling was mutual. He slid his arm around her. She returned the gesture. As they got back, they couldn't help it. They started kissing, and soon they were sitting on the ground making out.
	As Brock headed close to the glitzy part of town, he began to wonder if Ash and Misty had noticed that he was gone. Probably not, he thought. Just then he bumped into someone. "Ouch!" they both cried out. "Why don't you watch where you're going?" Brock said, annoyed. "Why don't you?" a female voice hissed. Brock was imediately embarassed. It was dark, so he couldn't recognize a pretty girl as well as he could in the daytime. "Sorry," he managed to get out. "Nah, I'm the one who should be sorry. I'm trying to find a good place to stay for the night, but all the hotels are either full, expensive, or just plain gross," the girl said. "Do you live here, or are you on vacation?" Brock asked. "I wouldn't really call it a vacation. I study pokémon behaviors. I visit towns and forests, and take notes on the behaviors of the pokémon there. And, unfortunately, I have to pass through here to get to the forest," the girl explained. "Sounds intersting," Brock commented. "You said this is the only way to the forest?" The girl nodded. "My friends and I are camping out in the forest right next to this town. that's the one, right?" he asked. "Yes," the girl answered. "It's not so hard to get from here to there. Just stay as far away from the crowds as you can, and you'll be fine. Come on, we can walk back together." Brock got up. "OK, Thanks. My name's Karen," the girl said. "I'm Brock." They started walking back to the forest. "So Karen, what's it like studying pokémon behavior?" Brock asked. "It's fun, but also kinda hard. Some pokémon are harder to stare at for half an hour than others," Karen said. "Well, I'm studying to be a pokémon breeder," Brock said. "Cool." Karen adjusted her backpack.  They talked about their travels as they walked back to the forest. Brock wasn't as horny as before, but still horny enough to be embarassed ny it. He enjoyed talking to Karen, but at the same time was thinking about what it would be like to make out with her. "I wonder what she looks like in a bikini," he said to himself. Apparently Karen was thinking the same thing (except for the part with the bikini), because as soon as the got back to the forest, she gave him a long, passionate kiss. Brock was confused and turned on at the same time. "Wow," he said. He let Vulpix, who apparently had no intention of sleeping, out of its pokéball. Karen took out a pokéball of her own and let out her Sandshrew. The 2 pokémon immediatley started playing. "Looks like they followed their trainers' examples," Brock laughed. Karen laughed too. "Yep," she said. "I gotta admit I was heading to town looking for some action. I didn't think I'd get any, though, at least for free," Brock confessed. Karen laughed. "I was also looking for some action, but I thought wany guy I met would be a horny slimeball," she admitted. "Well, I guess you can slap me now," Brock groaned. "Huh?" Karen was confused. "I qualify as a horny slimeball. I'm always falling for a pretty girl somewhere," Brock explained. "And what's wrong with that?" Karen asked. "Did I mention I have fantasies-sexy ones?" Brock was sure he was in trouble now. "Who doesn't?" Name one teenager who hasn't had a sexy dream!" Karen said. "You're a lot more understanding that I thought," Brock said. "Well, then, I hope that taught you a lesson-that girl-crazy doesn't mean perverted. Even if you like to read porno. But letting porno warp your image of what's real-then you've got problems." Brock grinned. "My friends-who are 7 years younger than me-kinda tease me about being horny, but they usually don't mean it. They're just trying to deal with their own stuff," he explained. "What stuff?" Karen seemed interested. "Can you keep a secret?" he whispered. Karen nodded. "OK. The thing is...they want each other-bad," he told her. "Really? Why can't they deal with it?" she asked. "Ash totaled Misty's bike while saving his Pikachu awhile ago. That incident seems to have been forgotten. But they're kinda immature," Brock explained. "I'm sure one of them will fess up sooner or later." Karen began massaging Brock's shoulders. "I hope sooner. They're driving me crazy!" Brock stared at the chestnut-haired girl rubbing his shoulders. He put his own hands on her shoulders and rubbed them. After a few minutes of rubbing each other's shoulders, they started kissing. Brock slid his hands under her shirt and caressed her chest and back. "Oh, man, that feels good," Karen moaned. She started to unbutton Brock's vest with on hand and slid the other under his shirt. Brock carefully undid the clasp on Karen's bra. "Oh, yeah," he moaned. Karen slid her hand down his pants, and he returned the favor. They continued fooling around for about 45 minutes, completely unaware of what was going on a few trees away.
	Ash and Misty were really going at it. They had their hands in each other's shirts, Misty's hair was undone, and they were kissing like crazy. Then Misty decided to come up for air. Ash was also kind of exhausted. "That was...fun," he said. "Yeah." Misty began to fix her hair. "Think Brock noticed that we're gone yet?" she asked. "I don't know. He was asleep when I got up. At least I think he was..." Just then they noticed that Brock's sleeping bag was empty. "No wonder he didn't hear me get up. He must have left before I did!" he said. "Pika, pi, pikachu, pika pi pi ka cha, pikachu," Pikachu said. "Togepi, togepi," Togepi chirped. "He went to the glitzy part of town, huh? I knew it," Misty said. "You guys go back to sleep," Ash told Pikachu and Togepi. Then he and Misty started feeling horny again. "Now...where were we?" Ash asked in a seductive voice. He slid his arm around Misty and kissed her on the neck. Misty put her slender arms around him, and it wasn't long before they were making out again.
	At that moment, Brock heard a noise. He stopped kissing Karen and listened closely. "What's wrong?" Karen asked. "I just heard something," he said. Just then, Karen heard the same noise. "I heard it too. maybe we should go see what it is." They got up, recalled their pokémon, and started putting their clothes back on, which they had taken off while fooling around. They walked over to where Brock, Ash, and Misty had set up camp before. When they got there, Brock looked around. He saw Pikachu and Togepi sleeping in Pikachu's sleeping bag, and-"Wha...?" He blinked, then looked again. It was...Ash and Misty were all over each other!! He came over to them. "And just what the hell do you two think you're doing?" he demanded. Ash and  Misty screamed and let go of each other. "Uh-hi, Brock. Couldn't sleep?" Ash stammered. "We couldn't. The ground really sucks here," Misty said nervously. "I was sleeping juust fine until I heard you guys! Honestly, you're both 10 years old! That's way to young to be going at it like that," he scolded them. "I mean, I'm glad you like each other, but come on!" Just then, Karen walked over. "Brock, what's going on?" she asked, fixing the buttons on her shirt. "And just who are you?" Ash asked. Brock sighed. They'd caught him in the act. "Guys, this is Karen. Karen, these are my friends Ash and Misty," he said. "Hi. Nice to meet you," Karen said. "You too," Ash and Misty answered. "Looks like you guys were doing exactly what you were chewing us out for, Brock-maybe even more," Misty said, smirking. They all sighed. "It's been a very weird night, Brock said. The others nodded in agreement. Ash yawned. "I'm going back to bed. It's 2am," he said. "Right behind you," the others said. The 4 of them got into their sleeping bags. Ash dragged his over next to Misty's.
"Night, Misty."
"Night Ash,"
Karen dragged her sleeping bag over next to Brock's.
"Night, Brock."
"Night, Karen."

Back to elsewhere...
	"Oh, come on, James! You know I was just joking! Please don't!" Jessie screamed as she struggled to get her hands out of the ropes James had tied them in. "Quit bitching. I've been your punching bag long enough. Now it's payback time!" James stripped off his shirt and threw it down. Then he unzipped his pants. "Ok, that's-that's not so bad," Jessie said nervously.  "And I expect you to swallow!" James yelled at her. Then he practically forced his dick down Jessie's throat. Jessie sucked obidiently, and when he shot it into her mouth, she swallowed, silently cursing herself for having been so abusive to him. Suprisingly, though, it wasn't so bad. Then James forced her to strip her clothes off and tied her to a torture rack. He picked up a small container. "Care fo a little hot grease?" he asked with an evil grin. "But that stuff's dangerous! You could burn my skin off!" Jessie cried out. "It's not really hot. Just warm," James said as he grabbed a handful of grease. He slowly rubbed it all over her chest. Jessie found it painful, but also kind of a turn on. Then James stopped. Oh, good, it's over, she thought. But then James pulled something out of his pocket. Jessie blinked. It was...a cigar. "Now, let's say we play a little game of President and Intern," he said. Jessie flinched. "Oh, God, no! Anything but that! Please! I take back every rotten thing I ever said or did to you, just please don't!" she screamed. "Too late for that. Now spread 'em!" James shouted.  She complied, and tried to remain still as he came closer. As James slid the cigar into her, Jessie became even more turned on. After a few minutes, James took the cigar out. Jessie couldn't stand it anymore. She untied the ropes and pounced on James, licking his chest. James shoved her to the ground and licked her chest.
The screen faded to black as they slowly started to get it on.
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Brock: The following story was written for a reason. To warn children and teenagers of the dangers of fooling around.
Ash: That's right. Don't sneak off in the middle of the night to make out with your boyfriend or girlfriend, or you will get caught.
Misty: And if you decide to sneak off and get it on, don't make any noise.
Pikachu: Pika, Pikachu!
Togepi: Brriii!
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