Episode 5 - Anime Fantasy or Crystal Knight====================================================================== TODAY ON MST - IN THE MOON KINGDOM BASEMENT: The girls get what they're asking for when they get their hands on an Anime Fantasy Knight (formerly known as Crystal Knight) fanfic. Sailor Moon: Fantasy! It's a night of fantasies, redundancy, and the Backstreet Boys on... MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER: IN THE MOON KINGDOM BASEMENT!!! ====================================================================== The girls were writing down a 'wish list' for guests. Satoshi: "Let's see: I want Chichiri, Fiore, Motoki-san, Kiki, Gene Starwind, Prince Ashitaka, Kaneda, the five original Power Rangers, Steve Urkel, the entire cast of the movie Freaked, and finally, the entire Final Fantasy VII cast." Kawazoi: "That's asking for a lot." Mishiya: "I want the Backstreet Boys." (Queen Serenity appears on the loudspeaker.) Queen Serenity: "And you get your wish, Mishiya. Mercury, introduce our guests for tonight's show." Sailor Mercury: "Hai, Queen Serenity. Tonight's guests are... THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!" (All five Backstreet Boys land on a glass table. The table breaks and we hear laughing from Tuxedo Kamen.) Queen Serenity: "Tuxedo Kamen, I know that was you..." Tuxedo Kamen: "So sue me, Queen Serenity. I hate their music." Queen Serenity: "Who doesn't." Mishiya: "I don't!" Queen Serenity: "Grr... LET'S JUST START THE SHOW!" (Satoshi, Mishiya, Kawazoi, and the Backstreet Boys run into the theater.) 10...9... Nick: "Where the hell are we?" A.J: "I have a feeling we're not on our Tour Bus anymore." Satoshi: "Actually, you guys are in the Moon Kingdom basement, stuck watching bad Sailor Moon lemons for the night." Howie: "With you girls?" Kawazoi: "Yep!" Nick, Howie, Kevin, A.J., and Brian: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Satoshi: "You guys are screaming like one of your crappy music videos." Kevin: "I take it you don't like our music." Satoshi: "Bring me Marilyn Manson any day of the week!!" Brian: "EWWW!!!" 8...7...6... Kevin: "Is the lemon gonna be good?" Satoshi: "In here, no lemon that we watch is good." 5...4...3...2... A.J: "Why Sailor Moon lemons?" Satoshi: "It's better than reading Backstreet Boys yaoi lemons." Nick: "Yaoi?" Brian: "I don't wanna know!" Satoshi: "Yaoi is a term for guy on guy sex." Nick, A.J, Brian, Kevin, and Howie: "EWWWWW!!!!" Kawazoi: "Satoshi, I don't think they want to know about it anymore." 1... Sailor Moon: "And now, for your viewing pleasure, we present 'Sailor Moon: Fantasy! by Anime Fantasy Knight, formerly known as Crystal Knight." Nick: "Sailor Moon's fantasy is to get laid with me." Mishiya and Kawazoi: "EWWW!!!!" Satoshi: "Say another comment like that, Nick, and you'll have to meet the Undertaker." >Sailor Moon:Fantasy! [Hentai] >Episode:01 >"Serenity Get's Married!" >By the "Anime Fantasy Knight >E-Mail: fantasyworldofsm@hotmail.com Satoshi: "Princess Serenity is getting married? But to who?" Kevin: "Prince Endymion of course!" >Recommended for those 18 and over. Mishiya: "So why does Kawazoi and I gotta to watch it?" Satoshi: "It's eternal damnation." >Note: This Sailor Moon Fan Fiction Takes place just after Sailor >Moon:R! Kevin: "What's with the exclamation points?" Howie: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Sailor Moon fifteen years old in Sailor Moon R?" Nick: "She is." Brian: "This guy has NO knowledge on what he's writing about." Satoshi: "This is sounding bad already!" >All the Characters from the DIC version of Sailor Moon will be used >except Serena. Nick: "Proving that he's a clueless dubbie!" Howie: "And that he's a DiC-head." >Instead, Serenity will be used. Satoshi: "Why not Serena? Serena sounds a LOT more modern than Serenity. Besides, I don't want her present self named after her slut of a queen mother..." Voice of Queen Serenity: "Say another one like that, Satoshi, and the next episode, you'll be MSTing Oceanus by yourself!" Satoshi: "BRING ON OCEANUS!!!!!!" >This Fan Fiction contain words and descriptions of nudity. Nick: "SWEET!!!" Kevin: "Nick, that's not a good sign." >Read at your own Risk! Now on to the Story! Satoshi: (As Tommy, from Power Rangers the Movie) "Brace yourselves!" > ~~~EPISODE:01 "Serenity Gets Married!"~~~ Mishiya: "And if this was a good fic, it would be worth celebrating." >Serenity woke up at 8:30 am. I was saturday. A.J: "It wasn't the first time that I thought I was a day of the week and it wouldn't be the last." Nick: "A.J, that joke is old." A.J: "So?" >When Serenity woke up, she was not wearing anything. Howie: "As this was Usagi's Usual Morning." Satoshi: "NO MORE USAGI'S USUAL MORNING FLASHBACKS!!!" >Her Panties were on the floor along with her Bra and the other >clothes. Brian: "What's with the capitalization of her clothing?" >Serenity went to the dresser drawer and opened one of the drawers. >Inside were a bunch of panties. There was many to choose from. Satoshi: "But one pair was missing because Sammy had stolen it." Kawazoi: "NO MORE VIRGIN WARRIOR FLASHBACKS!!!" Kevin: "What is this? Bad fanfiction flashback weekend?" >She saw a pair of satin panties that had Rabbits and Moons. She got >the pair out and slowly put them on. Then she put a bra on. She got >one of her many bunny tee shirts. Then she got several pairs of shorts >out. Serenity put one pair on. The others she put in her book bag. She >also did the same for several pairs of panties. Brian: "No one will be seated during the suspenseful dressing and packing scene." Nick: "Brian, that joke is old." Brian: "So what else is new?" >Now she put on some socks and shoes on and went down stairs. Mishiya: "Into the depths of hell where she got it on with Lucifer..." Satoshi: "Now that's a new one." >Her mother greeted her daughter. >Mrs. Tsukino: "Hello, Serenity good morning! happy birthday!" Mishiya: "Even Serena's mom is calling her Serenity?" A.J: "When does the hurting stop?" Satoshi: "We haven't even gotten to a lemon scene yet, buffoon!" Nick: "Now I don't wanna know." >Serenity: "Thanks mom. That reminds me. I have to go to the temple >today." Satoshi: (As Serena) "And so that I can ask my friends to get buck- naked with me and fuck our brains out." Mishiya: "NO MORE SAILOR GAY FLASHBACKS!" Serenity grabs a piece of toast and ran out the door with her book bag. She ran to the temple all the way. Once she got there the others was waiting. Raye spoke up. Satoshi: (As Raye) "Usagi, is that cum hanging over the edge of your mouth." Kawazoi: "Cute, Satoshi, cute." A.J: "Is she always like this?" Mishiya: "Yeah, but it gets us high ratings on the Spice Channel." Raye: "Good morning Serenity! Happy birthday." Amy: "Happy birthday!" Lita: "Happy birthday Serenity!" Mina: "Happy birthday, Princess!" Serenity: "Thanks guys. Were's Darien?" Satoshi: (As Darien) "I *was* trying to get out this fanfic while I still can." Nick: (As Serena) "I can't believe that you don't love me anymore! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Brian: "Nick, I thought I told you about those Sailor Moon impressions. You sound so much like her that it's eerie." Raye: "He had to go out of town for a few days, but he wanted to tell you happy birthday." Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Nick: "Even though the cake was impregnated with Anthrax." Howie: "Wishful thinking, Nick?" Kevin: "We were supposed to be performing tonight, not watching this shit." A.J: "You cursed." Kevin: "I'm around thirty, so I can do whatever I want!" Serenity looked down. Serenity just sat there on the steps of the temple and looked depressed. Kevin: (As Serena) "Oh fuck, another bad lemon author." Satoshi: "My point exactly!" A couple of hours passed and Suddenly for no reason, Serenity stood up. Her body tensed tightly. She felt him coming. Satoshi: "...all over the bed." Howie: "Is that supposed to be a joke?" Satoshi: "Yep." Howie: "Well it was a shitty one." Satoshi: "Just like this story." Serenity: "Why didn't you tell me he was coming?" Satoshi: "...all over my bed." Raye and the others were surprised. Mishiya: "...at how bad fanfiction can be." Serenity: "Shit! I pissed all over myself again!" Kevin: "Anime Fantasy Knight is taking the 'Sailor' part of Sailor Moon VERY seriously." Satoshi: "Grr, this is a fucking disaster fic!!!" Howie: "And apparently, so is Satoshi." Lita: "You should have gone to the bathroom and peed there insted of all over yourself." Satoshi: "But I wanted to have an orgasm in front of you guys!" Mishiya: "Hey Satoshi, have you noticed that our writing could be mistaken for this author's writing?" Satoshi: "So?" Mishiya: "Nevermind..." Serenity: "I could help my self. Satoshi, Mishiya, Kawazoi, and the BSB: "...But I'm not going to." I had no control over my body. It seems when Darien draws closer my body tenses tightly. I pee all over myself. (All of them are laughing their asses off!) Satoshi: (As Serena) "Tuxedo Kamen, you came, and so did I!" Howie: "Now THAT would be embarrassing when fighting youma." Nick: (singing) "Fighting evil by moonlight, cumming over at daylight! Never running from a real fight, she is the one named Fantasy Sailor Moon!" Kevin: "Now that's sick, Nick." Mishiya: (In a dumb tone of voice) "Aha! I made a funny!" I get sweaty. My heart pumps faster. My blood pressure rises. My pussy cums all over my panties. It's like my body responds to his appearance. And it is doing just that now." Satoshi: "No, that's the author's body responding to his arrival." Nick: "Do you think Anime Fantasy Knight is a homosexual?" Kevin, Howie, Brian, and A.J: "NO!" Raye and the others were shocked. Serenity shorts was wet at the crotch. She was still cuming and peeing all over herself. Satoshi: "I'm sure glad that this can't happen in real life." Mishiya and Kawazoi: "ME TOO!!!" She was also nervous. Darien finally showed up. Nick: "Not good." Serenity's body throbbed at Darien's arrival. Kawazoi: (As Serena) "Fuck me, fuck me now!" She was happy to see him. Serenity couldn't move. She just stood there frozen, and just smiling at her prince. Mishiya: "Minna, I think Anime Fantasy Knight corrected his grammar. Before, it was 'ather', but now it's fixed!" Darien: "Happy Birthday sweetheart! My beloved Meatball head!" Satoshi: "That's odango atama." Darien had two gifts in his hands. Satoshi: "An Atom Bomb and a Firecracker, for use on Anime Fantasy Knight." Kawazoi: "We are NOT getting rid of this guy 'Joe Dirt' style." Serenity answered back. Serenity: "Hello Muffin! Thank you!" Serenity was still in excitement, but she was slowly returning to normal. Darien: "Serenity, why are you shorts wet?" Satoshi: (As Serena) "Because I had an orgasm when you came." Serenity: "I will talk to you about it later. Raye can I change in your bathroom?" Howie: (As Raye) "No, you Neanderthal freak!" Satoshi: (As Elijah C. Scuggs) "Welcome to Freek Land!!" Mishiya: "NO MORE FREAKED FLASHBACKS!" Kawazoi: "Mishiya, it's not a Sailor Moon lemon." Mishiya: "I know that. I just hate Alex Winter." Satoshi: "HEY!!! Alex Winter's cool!" Raye: "yes, go ahead. Lita go with Serenity and help her get cleaned up, please?" Howie: "Prepare for a lesbian scene." Satoshi: "Lesbian pileup!" Nick: (As George Bergeron) "You can say that again!" Lita: "Sure. come on Serenity." Satoshi: (On the phone with a porn shop) "Hey, do you guys still have that porn film, 'Cum on Serenity'?" Mishiya: "That was weak, Satoshi." Satoshi: "Don't blame me. Blame Kevin Smith." Lita and Serenity go into the restroom. Serenity took off her shoes and her shorts. Howie: "Does Anime Fantasy Knight have a shoe fetish?" Satoshi: "Next thing you know, he'll have a synthetics fetish." Nick: "As opposed to a freaky bodily fluids fetish." Kawazoi and Mishiya: "I don't want to know." Kevin: "Um, guys and girls, let's just continue with this, okay?" Then she took off her panties which were completely soaked with Serenity's Cum juices. Lita took the soaked panties and felt them. They were totally sticky. Kevin: "Then, Lita licked Serenity's pussy till she had an orgasm." Satoshi: "Um, I don't think this is heading to a lesbian sex scene." Kevin: "Oh..." Lita: "I don't understand why your body would lose control like that." Serenity: "It's like my body is reacting by causing those strange impulses. Brian: "Nah, it's just the author's strange impulses." It does feel good to me." Satoshi: "So does a Jacuzzi bath." Lita: "How many pairs of shorts and panties do you go through in a day?" Lita asked another question as she washed off Serenity's golden blond pubic hair around her clit. Brian: "As opposed to the ones on her arms." Serenity: "It depends on how many times Darien and I meet. The more we meet, the more I have to change." Satoshi: "They change their clothes whenever they meet up at the climax." A.J: "That wasn't funny, Satoshi." Brian: "None of her jokes are." Kevin: "You said it!" Howie: "I agree." Nick: "I think Satoshi's jokes are pretty funny." Serenity was totally cleaned up. Serenity then put a new pair of panties and another pair of shorts. Serenity then put her shoes back on. Lita and Serenity went outside. Mishiya: "And then..." Kawazoi: "...Serenity went postal..." Satoshi: "...And gave Tokyo a new meaning to 'Holy Senshi'." (All of the Backstreet Boys blush with embarrassment.) Darien: "Are you okay sweetheart?" Kevin: (As Serena) "After cumming all over my pants, no." Serenity: "Yes, I am fine." Darien: "Here Serenity. Happy birthday!" Darien handed his two gifts. Satoshi: "The first gift was a book called 'How To Slaughter Bad Fan Fiction Authors'. The second gift was an AK-47." One was large the other real small. Serenity open the large gift first. Serenity opened it. Kevin: "Brought to you by the Redundancy Network of Redundancy." It was Several books about famous Princesses throughout history. Satoshi: "I think she already knows about princesses, don't you agree." The Others: "Hai!" Serenity then opened the small box. Inside was a littler box that came open. Inside was a wedding ring. Kawazoi: "Dipped in poison from a Sydney Funnel Web Spider." Serenity: "A wedding ring?" Serenity was surprised. Satoshi: (As Serena) "That's the ugliest ring I've seen. Take off and never come back!" Darien: "Yes, a wedding ring. Your father felt that it was time that you were old enough to marry. Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "NANI!?!?!" Howie: "Now THAT is an author contrivance." Kevin: "Do you know how many people write about Kenji Tsukino owning a shotgun collection, just itching to be used on our future King of the Earth?" Nick: "How many?" Kevin: "I've lost count." So that is his gift to you is that we can get married." Darien takes the box that has the wedding ring and Darien also takes Serenity's left hand and proposes to her. Satoshi: (As Darien) "Serena, Princess of Luna, will you marry me?" Nick: "Luna?" Satoshi: "That's the name of our moon." Mishiya: "NO MORE REI AND DARIEN FLASHBACKS!!!!" Darien: "Serenity, my Princess, will you marry me?" Serenity didn't have to think. She spoke up. A.J: "Is there another synonym to describe the action 'She spoke up'?" Kawazoi: "How about 'She replied'?" Mishiya: "Or 'She answered'?" Satoshi: "What about 'She yelled out'?" Nick: "She said." Howie: "He said." A.J: "Cute, guys, REALLY cute." Serenity: "Yes, I will marry you! I love you!" Darien then puts the ring on her left hand. Satoshi: "Stereotypical response." Darien: "The Marrage will take place tomarrow at 5:00 pm. Let's go. Your father said you can go ahead and move in with me." Brian: "Okay, how fast can you arrange a wedding?" Satoshi: "I don't know, I'd say about a few months. Unless of course, they're getting married in Las Vegas, Nevada, for a quickie wedding." Nick, Kevin, A.J, Howie, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!" Satoshi: (As Kurt Russell) "Thank you, thank you very much." Brian: "Too much '3000 Miles to Graceland', Satoshi?" Voice of Queen Serenity: "That's what Sakura is forced to watch!" Serenity: "Okay lets go." Satoshi, Mishiya, Kawazoi, and the Backstreet Boys: "...To Hell!" Darien opened the car door for his bride to be. Then he gets it and they take off for Serenity's home. Mishiya: "And when they arrive, they see Kenji whipping Ikuko on the thighs while Shingo was shoving a paddle right up his mom's vagina. OH THE HUMANITY!!!" Satoshi: "Please tell me that's NOT in a fanfic." Once there, Darien and Serenity moves all her stuff out of her room and loads it into his car. Once they had all the stuff, they take off for Satoshi, Mishiya, Kawazoi, and the Backstreet Boys: "...Hell." Darien's apartment. Satoshi: "That's just as bad." One there, they unload everything and Serenity puts all the clothes away in her dresser drawer which was moved eariler by Darien and Mr. Tsukino. Satoshi: "Afterwards, Darien, Serenity, and Mr. Tsukino had some three- way sex with Kenji screwing Usagi in the ass while Darien's dick is in Serenity's mouth." The Backstreet Boys, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: "EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Voice of Queen Serenity: "NO MORE UNEXPLORED FANTASIES FLASHBACKS!!!" Satoshi: "Queenie, it's not a Sailor Moon lemon. It's a Batman x Superman x Lois Lane lemon." Voice of Queen Serenity: "It's still sick, Satoshi!" After they were done Darien made dinner for his Princess. The ate by candle light, which she loved. Brian: "But, they're missing the 'y' in 'They'." Satoshi: "*Y* do they do this to us?" Mishiya: "To torture us all." After dinner, they sat together on the couch. For a while, they just stayed close. Then Serenity got up and spoke to Darien. Kevin: (As Serena) "Darien, I'm a lesbian and I've slept with all of the senshi, including Hotaru and Chibi-usa." Satoshi: "Now, you're sounding just like me." Serenity: "Darien, please love me." Darien: "I already been loving you." Brian: "It wasn't the first time I thought I was an action..." Nick, Howie, Kevin, and A.J: "...And it wouldn't be the last." Serenity: "That's not what I meant. I meant that my body must be loved and played with. take off Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "...and never come back!" >my clothes and she what treasures await beneath my clothes. You must love me emotionally and sexually. It's what I need." Satoshi: "Um, minna, doesn't this sound like that joke we made when we were riffing Rei and Darien?" Kawazoi and Mishiya: "Hai..." Nick: "What joke?" Kawazoi: "Don't ask." Darien got up and lead her to their bedroom. There was a larger bed that replace Darien's old bed. Satoshi: "The new bed was a four-post canopy bed decorated in pink. Hiding under the bed was Motoki. Motoki popped out and then, more menage a trois action!" The Backstreet Boys, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "Ecchi!!!" Darien: "Sure, I will love all of you." Darien reaches down and unties Satoshi: "Anime Fantasy Knight's noose, for he had been hanged for this trash." Serenity's shoes and also takes off her socks. Then he goes up and startsto take off her shirt. Serenity lifts up her arms, so her shirt will come off easier. Kawazoi: "He notices the obvious. That's not new." Darien then moves for her bra. It unsnapps her bra. Satoshi: "IT?!?!? MAMO-CHAN'S AN IT???? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK HE IS, OSCAR, ARTEMIS'S SHE-BITCH????" Nick: "Calm down, Satoshi..." Satoshi: *Grabs Nick's shirt collar.* "If you EVER tell me to calm down again, you will feel the wrath of Sailor Aquarius!" Serenity's breasts flop out of her bra as Darien Nick: "...Is sent to the Moon!" Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "TO THE MOON, DARIEN!!!" takes Serenity's bra off. Serenity's breasts were the size of small apples. Satoshi: "The small apples then expanded as the Big Apple became hot and horny." Kawazoi and Mishiya: *They smack Satoshi* "You went too far, Satoshi." Her breasts were nice, firm and round. Serenity's nipples were hard. Darien then moved down for Serenity's shorts. He unsnapped her shorts and unzipped them. He lowered her shorts until they hit the floor. For the first time, Darien had seen Serenity's panties. Nick: "It's been two hours since the undressing began." Serenity: "Do you like my panties?" Satoshi: (As Darien) "Weren't these the pair that Sammy stole about two years ago?" Mishiya: "NO MORE VIRGIN WARRIOR FLASHBACKS!!" Satoshi: "Kevin, what was it you said earlier about 'Bad Fanfiction Flashback Weekend'?" Darien: "Yes, I do." Nick: (As Darien) "Till that mongrel stole them." Mishiya: "NO MORE VIRGIN..." Satoshi: *Takes her scarf off and shoves it up Mishiya's mouth.* Nick: "Thanks, Satoshi." Satoshi: "I didn't want to hear that for about the fifth time now." Darien then took his hand down the front of her panties. Serenity oohed and aahed has he rubbed her pubic hair. Darien Satoshi: "...confessed to Serenity that he and Motoki were already married." Kawazoi: "Is it possible for homosexual couples to get married in Japan?" Satoshi: "Anything is possible." then took both of his hands and got ahold of the strings of Serenity's bikini panties and started to slowly and gently pull down her panties. He noticed her pubic hair was exposed ans he slowly lowered her panties. Brian: "Fifteen hours later..." Nick: "...And after a cello concerto." Satoshi: "Are you going to behave now, Mishiya?" Mishiya: *Nods her head.* Satoshi: *Takes off the gag.* He briefly stopped to look at the crotchliner area of Serenity's panties. Satoshi, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: "PANTY SHOT!" Nick: "The new fanfic, Panty Shot by Hentai Otaku. Now on 'A Sailor Moon Romance'." He felt of them. They were wet in the crotch area. Then he continued to lower her panties. Her panties were not around her knees all curled up. A.J: "Twenty hours later..." Satoshi: "...And after the Moonlight Sonata..." Darien felt the satin panties he had taken off of her. Mishiya: "Satoshi, what was it you said earlier about a synthetics fetish?" Darien continued to pull down Serenity's panties until they reached her ankles. Kawazoi: "Then Serenity kicked Darien in the face and knocked him out cold." Then he lifted her feet and took off her panties completely. Kevin: "Thirty hours later..." Howie: "And after a violin concerto." She looked down at her nakedness and was happy. She wasn't embarrased that he took off her clothes. Satoshi: "I can take off my own clothes. THANK YOU!" Brian: "Confidence is something a woman needs in order to go through sex for the very first time. If a woman feels insecure, then comfort her, but don't push her into having sex with you." Serenity: "Do you like what you see? Is my body pleasing to you?" Darien: "Yes, very much." Darien then put Serenity on their new bed and he looked at her Pubic hair. It was golden blond just like Serenity's hair on her head. Satoshi: (In a dumb tone of voice) "Uh, duh, me not know why???" He started rubbing her golden pubic hair. Her pussy lips were swolen shut. Brian: "Pussy lips???" Nick: "Now this is getting ridiculous." He gently opened her pussy lips until he could get his fingers into her clit. He thwn took off his clothes and got on top of her. He rubbed his penis on her clit. Mishiya: (As Serena) "Darien, get that piece of meat off my clitoris and let me give you a blowjob!" She moaned for joy as he rubbed her fragile pussy. He then entered his penis into her vaginia and began to move his penis in and out of the her vaginia. Nick: "Hey Kevin, do you know anyone from Vaginia?" Kevin: "My mother?" Serenity continued to moan with excitement was he increased in speed and motion. Serenity: "Please don't stop, love me more!" Satoshi, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: (As Serena) "I'm paying you by the hour, you expensive man-whore!" Serenity moaned with happiness as he was fucking her. Serenity's clit and vaginia became to ooze out her natural love juices in response to the wonderful feeling. Nick: "As opposed to the ones with additives and preservatives." For a couple of hours had passed since he started fucking her. She was very excited. She was hot. He began to rub Serenity's breasts. She increased her moaning in response to her excitement. Finally he had stopped. Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "NANI?!?!?!" Nick: "Where the hell is the orgasm?" Brian: "He's showing the sexual knowledge of a 2nd grader." A.J: "Is it just me or are they following Sting's tantric sex patterns?" Howie: "Who knows?" Kevin: "Is he a flame-troll?" The others: "HAI!!!" He got up and started to stroke the hair on her head as she was returning to normal. Serenity got up from the bed and moved towards the bathroom. She got cleaned up. Satoshi: "Then Darien fucked Serena in the shower three mores times..." Mishiya and Kawazoi: "NO MORE CHIBI-USA'S LOVER FLASHBACKS!!!" Darien did the same. Afterwards they decided to go to bed. Satoshi: "Wearing their matching Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus pajamas." Kawazoi: "Or Serena wearing a crescent moon design on her bra and underwear while Darien wears these boxers with a rose pattern on it." Mishiya: "And Setsuna was wearing a shirt that said 'Time's a bitch'." Satoshi: "That's another story, Mishiya. A GOOD story." Serenity slept in the nude again as she always did. Brian: "Gratuitious nudity." Nick: "Bring it on!" Satoshi: "I hate that movie." Mishiya: "Ano, Brian, Serena doesn't sleep nude at ALL." Darien was surprised that Serenity slept nude. He always did the same every night. Satoshi: "With Fiore by his side." Mishiya: "Or Motoki." Kawazoi: "Or Prince Diamond." Serenity fell asleep with her pubic hair touching Darien's butt. Brian: "And the rest of herself was hitch hiking all the way to St. Paul, Minnesota." She remained like that for the rest of the night. Satoshi: "Till she committed suicide after Crystal Knight abused her!" The next morning Darien had woken up. Nick: "And found Serenity having sex with Amy." Satoshi: Here's my version. He woke up and saw Serenity having sex with Oscar." The others: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Serenity was up in her panties that Darien had removed the night before and she made some breakfast that she had learned in school. Mishiya: "She passed cereal-pouring." Kawazoi: "She passed milk-pouring." Nick: "She passed toast-making." Satoshi: "But she flunked at making eggs-in-a-hole." He got up and put on his underwear and had found her in the kitchen. Howie: (As Darien) "My underwear is female and I keep it in the oven." Serenity had no bra on yet. Finally the breakfast was done and They ate together, side by side. Nick: "Left and right." Howie: "Up and down." A.J: "Forward and backward." Kevin: "Horizontally and vertically." Brian: "Back and forth." Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "Boring. REALLY boring." After wards they went back to the bedroom and Serenity took off her panties that she worn the day before. Satoshi: (As Serenity) "We better have sex again before the wedding." She spoke up. Howie: "...For the 100th time." Serenity: "Will you pick out the clothes that you want me to wear for the day and dress me?" Satoshi: (As Darien) "Hell no. You can dress yourself." Nick: (As Serenity) "You're right! I will dress myself." Mishiya: (As Anime Fantasy Knight) "Oh no you don't! Darien, you WILL dress up Serenity because she is nothing more that a pathetic, weak slut that you can use at your own will." Nick: (As Serenity) "You're right. I am a weak, pathetic slut. I can't even dress myself because I am a child." Voice of Usagi Tsukino: "If you guys keep it up, I'll make sure you guys read the works of Nav." Satoshi: "BRING ON THE NAV FICS!!!!" It was an unusual request, but he did it. He looked in her drawers and found matching pink panties and bra set. Howie: "Two hours later..." Kevin: "...And the symphonic version of Aeris's death theme." He got a pink dress from the closet. A.J: "Four hours later..." Brian: "...And the symphonic version of One Winged Angel." From a drawer he also got a long slip. Darien also got Knee highs and put them on her first. Mishiya: "Six hours later..." Kawazoi: "...And the Verve's Bittersweet Symphony." Next, he put on her bra. Then he put on her silk pink panties on her. Then he put her slip on her. Nick: "Eight hours later..." Satoshi: "...And Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice." Then he helped her get into her dress. He zipped it up. He then put some pink high heels on her feet. He gently twirled her around. He took her to a mirror and showed her. The Backstreet Boys: "Twenty-two hours later..." Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "...And Beethoven's Fur Elise." Darien: "How do you look?" Satoshi: (As Serenity) "Like a slut." Mishiya: (As Serenity) "Like a god damn Barbie doll." Kawazoi: (As Serenity) "Like an idiot." Brian: (As Serenity) "Like a prostitute." Kevin: (As Serenity) "Like a drug dealer." Howie: (As Serenity) "Like Britney Spears." A.J: (As Serenity) "Like RuPaul." Nick: (As Serenity) "Like a back-up dancer for N'Suck!" Serenity: "Like your bride to be!" Mishiya: "...From hell." Satoshi: "How many times are we gonna use Hell as part of our riffs." Nick: "Till it ceases to be funny." Darien hten got dressed and the left for the place of the wedding. Satoshi: "But, they couldn't get married at 'The Church of Tsukino Usagi' since they didn't want anything to do with this disaster!" For hours they prepared. Finally Serenity had to prepare for the wedding. Nick: "Then what the hell were they preparing for earlier?" Kevin: "Sex positions?" Satoshi: "How about target practice on Anime Fantasy Knight?" Nick: "That's wishful thinking." Serenity put on her wedding dress which was her Moon Princess dress. Satoshi, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: "Stereotype!" Soon Her (Nick, Howie, A.J, Kevin, and Brian were bowing down to Serenity.) Nick: "Our deity and savior, Serenity! All hail Serenity!" father escorted her down the center of the church. Soon the two were side by side. Kevin: "Left and right." Satoshi: "Don't start that again." Minister: "Do you Darien Chiba take Serenity Tsukino to be your lawful wedded wife? To cherrish and to hold in sickness Brian: "And crummy fan fiction from the assholes of this universe." and in health as long the two of you shall live and death do you part?" The Backstreet Boys: (As Darien) "HELL NO!" Darien: "I do." Nick: "Too late." The Minster asked the same to Serenity. She answered. Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: (As Serenity) "HELL NO!" Serenity: "Yes, I do!" Satoshi: "Too late." Minster: "With the power of the goverenmet of Japan, I now declair you Mr. and Mrs. Chiba. You may kiss the bride. Satoshi, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: (As Agatha Cromwell) "Your days are over, Calabar." The Backstreet Boys: (As Calabar) "Do not underestimate the goverenmet of Japan." Darien lifted up serenity's veil and kissed her. Then they moved together outside as seeds and rice were scattered by every body. Serenity and Darien both laughed. Now was time for the reception. Satoshi, Kawazoi, Mishiya, and the Backstreet Boys: "IN HELL!" NEXT EPISODE: "Serenity's Wedding reception!" Completed: 11/06/97. Satoshi: "And people have dealt with this crap for about four years now." (INTERMISSION) Nick: "You girls go through this every night." Mishiya: "Yep!" A.J: "It's a miracle you girls haven't gone insane." Kawazoi: "You get used to it." Kevin: "But, do you girls think Satoshi has gone nuts just a bit?" Mishiya: "Nah. She's always like this." Howie and Brian: "ALWAYS?!?!?" Satoshi: "You got a problem with that?!?!?" The Backstreet Boys: "No." (END OF INTERMISSION) Sailor Mars: "We now return you to our regular scheduled program." Sailor Moon:Fantasy! [Hentai] Nick: "What's your fantasy?" Satoshi: "My fantasy is to behead both Queen Serenity and Princess Serenity." Kawazoi: "My fantasy is to get the hell out of here." Mishiya: "My fantasy is to get laid by the Backstreet Boys!" The Backstreet Boys: *Their faces turn red.* Episode:02 "Serenity's Wedding Reception!" By the "Anime Fantasy Knight" E-Mail: fantasyworldofsm@hotmail.com Kevin: "Remember this e-mail." The Others: "Hai!" Recommend for those 18 and over. Satoshi: "Recommended for the mental age of 18 or over." Note:This fan Fiction contains words and descriptions of Nudity. Read at your own risk! Now on to the story! The Backstreet Boys: "Must we?" ~~~Episode:02 "Serenity's Wedding Reception!"~~~ Satoshi: "Episode Two: Anime Fantasy Knight gets beheaded." Darien and his bride Serenity. They had just gotten married. Kawazoi: "It would be a cause for celebration if this was a good fan fic." They were now at the reception hall. Serenity's mom and dad were there. Serenity's mom had tears in her eyes. Mishiya: (As Mrs. Tsukino) "How DARE they abuse my daughter like this?" Satoshi: (As Mr. Tsukino) "At least it isn't Oscar writing about her." Sammy was there too. Sammy couldn't believe that his sister had grown up a lot. Sammy: "You have grown up Serenity." Serenity: "Thanks." Brian: "Now give me back my panties!" Kawazoi: "NO MORE VIRGIN WARRIOR FLASHBACKS!!!" Raye: "I am happy for you. Darien I ask you to love and take care of her." Kawazoi: (As Raye) "And fuck her good, too." Darien: "I already have." Satoshi: (As Darien) "And I wish I hadn't." Darien looks at his bride and smiles. Serenity knew what he had said to Raye. Mishiya: "And couldn't wait to kick his ass for it!" Next Darien and Serenity open all the gifts they were given to them. Most of the gifts were things that they would need. Satoshi: "The rest of the gifts were gift certificates to the Electronic Boutique." Kawazoi: "Playstation 2... Playstation 2... oh, look honey, just what we need, another Playstation 2." Nick: "I thought I saw a Gamecube around here." Brian: "And the X-Box." Kevin: "And the Dreamcast." Howie: "And an Advanced Game Boy." Mishiya: "Hey look, there's a book underneath the X-Box. It's called '101 ways to Kill Bad Fanfiction Authors'." A.J: "Number Sixty-nine: Play the entire collection of Milli Vanilli till their heads explode." Next the wedding cake was cut. The cake was made of chocolate With Yellow frosting. Nick: "Which was impregnated with the venom of a Sydney Funnel Web Spider AND anthrax!" Afterwards Darien and Serenity was given passes to a resort from Serenity's parents. Satoshi: "Yep, and it was the Last Resort." Mishiya: "Where's Norman Bates when you need him???" They had saved money to give their daughter a nice honeymoon. After that Darien and Serenity went to Raye's temple. Kawazoi: "For more menage a trois action." Raye took Serenity into the other room. Kevin: "To fuck her in private." Raye: "What did Darien mean eariler about he has already taken care of you?" Satoshi: (As Serenity) "He had sex with me, you idiot!" Serenity: "Last night he took off my clothes." Raye: "Did he take off your panties and bra too?" Mishiya: (As Serenity) "Of course he did! How else am I supposed to fuck?" Serenity: "Yes." Raye: "Did he have sex with you?" Kawazoi: (As Serenity) "Of course he did, you ditz!" Serenity: "Yes." Raye: "Did it feel good?" Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "HELL YEAH!!!!!" Serenity: "Yes it did." Raye: "Maybe Me and chad should have sex together. He does love me. He told me himself." Brian: "And men lie all the time just for sex, Raye." Serenity: "Maybe you should. Let's re-join the others." Satoshi: "And LET'S GET IT ON!!!" >Raye and Serenity rejoin the others. Luna and Artemis both waved >goodbye to the Princess. Satoshi: (As Luna) "We were in it as fast as we left it." Mishiya: (As Artemis) "Unfortunetly, we gotta star in the latest Oscar epic." Satoshi: (As Luna) "WHAT?!?!?!?!" >Darien picked up his bride gently and set her in the right front >passinger's side of his car. Darien and Serenity waved good bye. A >couple of hours later Darien and Serenity checked into the hotel of >the resort. Mishiya: "...Where Norman Bates waits for them..." Brian: "...So that he can kill them." Satoshi: "Little dark today, guys?" >Darien and Serenity were shown to their room. Their suit cases were >brought up. Darien gave the bellhop a 10 dollar tip. Satoshi: (As Darien) "Put this on Knight of Redundancy in the 21st race." Nick: (As Ted, the bellhop.) "Cheapskate!" >Bellhop: "Thanks. Good day to you both!" >Darien shuts the door. Serenity speaks up. Mishiya: "For the 1,000th time." >Serenity: "I am going to take off this wedding dress!" Serenity >takes off her dress and her slip. Satoshi: "For the 1,000,000th time." >Then only things that were left on her was her panties, her bra, her >knee highs and her High heel shoes. She then puts on the dress that >Darien had put on her. She then sat on the bed. She opened her legs >wide so Darien would notice her panties. She sat there for a long >while just doing that. Satoshi: "395 hours later." >Darien asks her a question. Kawazoi: "For the 10th time." Nick: "How many times are we gonna riff the fic like this?" Satoshi: "Till it's over." >Darien: "Yesterday, when you wet yourself, how did you know >I was coming to Raye's temple?" Satoshi: (As Serenity) "I HAD A FUCKING ORGASM, YOU DICKHEAD!" >Serenity: "Well I started to tense up. I started peeing in my shorts >and panties uncontrolibly. I started to sweat. My heart started to >beat faster. My blood pressure went up. And my pussy cummed all over >my panties. My body throbbed as you approached. Even my pussy was >trobbing, giving off a sensation that I couldn't control. I was also >nervous. It's like my body was responding to your arrival." Satoshi: "It's that freaky bodily fluid crisis again." >Darien: "Can I test you?" The Backstreet Boys: "NO!" >Serenity: "Sure, let me put some jeans on." Kawazoi: "And run from this story like the plague." >Serenity took off her dress and put on a pair of chic jeans. She zips >them up. >Serenity: "Go somewhere. Don't tell me when you return. Be gone for >about an hour or so." Mishiya: (As Serenity) "It'll give me enough time to kill myself." >Darien: "Okay, bye sweetheart." Satoshi: "Bye, cheapskate!" >Darien kisses his wife goodbye. Serenity decided to relax for the time >being. Darien had gone out and purchased something for his wife. Satoshi: (As Darien) "I bought her custom-made diapers, so that she doesn't pee on her clothing." >He started to return. Serenity then suddenly jolted up and her body >began tense up. She then pees uncontrolibly. Serenity starts to sweat. >Serenity takes off her bra. Her breasts were firmed up. Her nipples >had gotten hard. Her heart starts to beat faster. Her blood pressure >rises. Serenity's pussy begins to cum all over her panties. Her whole >body throbs. Even her pussy throbs causing a wonderful sensation. She >moans due to the reaction of her body. Darien opens the door. Kawazoi: "Then, when he sees Serenity, he runs as though the Black Plague has infected Usagi." Satoshi: (As Goldar) "Uh oh... I'M OUTTA HERE!!!" >Darien: "I have returned!" Mishiya: (As Serenity) "And I'm already dead." >Serenity couldn't answer. Her body had taken control. Nick: (As Serenity) "You've got to stop them! I was kidnapped by aliens ten years ago. They did experiments on me. Their leader was called Anime Fantasy Knight. We've got to stop them. They're gonna kill us all!!!!" >Darien: "So it is true what you said." Satoshi: "It can't happen at all. It's just a case of author contrivance." >He notices the crotch of her jeans has a larger wet spot on them. Even >larger than before. >Darien: "May I unzip your pants and take a look at your pussy?" Brian: "Darien Clinton interviews a potential intern named Serenity Lewinsky." >Serenity nods her head. He unzips her jeans and unsnaps them. he >lowers them to her knees. Then he grabs the sides of her panties and >pulls them down to her knees. he feels her panties. He even felt the >crotchliner. It was even more stickier there than any where else on >her panties. He looks at her pussy. Her pussy still oozing cum out. >The lips of her clit were swolen and were twitching. The Backstreet Boys: "I ran out of riffs." Satoshi: "My point exactly." >He felt the pubic hair of her pussy. Satoshi: "There is no pubic hair anywhere else except on the outer folds that covers the vagina and the clitoris." >It was very sticky. Serenity snaps out of it. Howie: "And conks Darien on the head with a shoe!" >Serenity: "See what I mean. My body took over. What do you >think Darien? is it kinda strange that my body reacts like that?" Satoshi: (As Darien) "Yes, it is. Now get the hell out of my life, you freak! Go ahead and visit Elijah C. Scuggs. Maybe he can set you up with Ortiz, the Dog Boy." A.J, Howie, Kevin, Brian, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: "SHUT UP, SATOSHI!" Nick: "AHAHAHAA!!!! That was SO funny!!!" >Darien: "No, I think it's a natural reaction. I think your body was >just showing that to me that you love me. How did the reaction feel?" Nick: "I feel like crap, dickweed." >Serenity: "It felt good. I want to take a bath. Want to join me? Will >you pull my panties up for me and take off my jeans?" The Backstreet Boys: (As Darien) "DO IT YOURSELF!" >Darien: "Sure." Satoshi: "After I get the 12-gauge shotgun." >Darien takes off her jeans. He then softly swats Serenity's >butt as a form of affection to her. Mishiya: "So, now Lord Endymion is Mickey Roarke in 9 1/2 Weeks?" Satoshi: "What a sexist attitude!" Nick: "I take it you're a progressive feminist." Satoshi: "Maybe, I don't know. All I know is that this fic makes The Playboy Channel look like HBO." >Then he pulls her to his arms. His naked wife embraces him. He hugs >her. He then pulls her panties back up. He follows her to the bathroom >where he brings the items that he bought for her. Howie: "Here are the custom-made diapers that I got you!" >Serenity then takes off her panties and steps in the spa which was >already running. Kevin: (As the Spa) "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!" >Darien then takes his clothes off and gets in the spa and sits next >to her. > >Serenity: "Do you love me?" Brian: (As Darien) "No, I'm in love with Serena, who isn't at all like you!" >Serenity turned to her husband, her eyes sparkled when she asked that >question. >Darien: "Yes, I do." A.J: "Just let me go get the Budweiser beer and my anti-depressant, Effexor." >Serenity: "Thanks. Love and play with my body which belongs >to you." Satoshi: "COME ON, PEOPLE! This isn't the time of the Ie patriarch system!" Brian: "Apparently, Anime Fantasy Knight doesn't know that." >Darien: "Anything to keep my Princess happy." Mishiya: "This is not good." Kawazoi: "Prepare to die, Anime Fantasy Knight." >Serenity allowed him to touch anywhere on her body. Including her >breasts and pussy. Her private parts Kawazoi: "I hate Howard Stern." Satoshi: "Hate him, loathe him, do whatever you like to him, but I happen to like 'Private Parts'." >she allowed him to touch. She belonged to him. Serenity was in her >Prince's protection, plus he loved her. Kevin: "Yep, this sounds JUST like the Ie system alright." >Her body also belonged to him, since he had protected her and her body >many times in both lifetimes. Nick: "This whole fanfic can be described in one word." Voice of Queen Serenity: "And that is?" Satoshi, Mishiya, Kawazoi, and the BSB: "REDUNDANT!!!" >He puts his hand down under the water and feels the wet golden blond >pubic hair which was soft. Mishiya: (In a dumb voice) "No, duh, me no understand why!" >Since the water was swirling, Serenity's pubic hair flowed in the >water like sea grass. Kawazoi: "Piss-poor metaphor." >Darien: "Your pubic hair of your pussy feels so soft." Satoshi: "Minna, there is more pubic hair in this fic than ten years worth of Hustler Magazine." >Serenity: "Do you like what you're feeling?" Nick: (As Darien) "No, I prefer brunettes." >Darien: "Yes, it feels very good. You know what?" >Serenity: "What?" Satoshi: "Here comes the most idiotic speech in your entire life." >Darien: "You look best when you have no clothes on and you're naked. >You have a beautiful body Serenity!" A.J: "Yeah, and so does Mishiya." Mishiya: "Really?" A.J: "Yeah..." Mishiya: *Kisses A.J. in the lips." Satoshi and Kawazoi: "GET A ROOM!" A.J. and Mishiya: :-P >Serenity: "Thank you." >Darien: "I think your pussy is the most beautiful part of your body. >It makes you more feminine. (All of them cringe and groan in discomfort.) Satoshi: (As Usagi, from Sailor Moon Stupid.) "There's just no dealing with some people." >I think you look great in your panties and lingerie when your pussy is >covered with them. It only increases your femininity even more. I love >you very much!" The Backstreet Boys: "And we want our manager!" >Serenity: "Thank you. I am glad you care about my body. Including my >pussy. Please rub it and play with it. It still throbs. It needs to be >touched and loved." Satoshi: "And I want to get laid now, but NO!! I'm stuck here with the Backsuck Boys and my friends, watching this piece of shit for a lemon!" >Darien then puts one of his fingers in the slit of her clit. Kawazoi: "Actually, that would be her vagina." >He wiggles his finger in a circle inside her clit. The Backstreet Boys: "Yippie-kai-yay..." Satoshi, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: "...Motherfuckers!!!!" >Serenity moaned in excitement as he played with her pussy. Serenity >took her hand and started rubbing Darien's penis, balls, and his pubic >hair. They were loving each other. Brian: "How many times are we gonna see this kind of bullshit?" Kawazoi: "After this part, we got about five more to go." Brian: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >Darien started to moan as Serenity started to play with in Penis. His >Penis, balls, and pubic hir is what made him more masculine. Satoshi: "From a Ken doll to an ass-kicking stud-muffin!" >Serenity had just as much enjoyment playing with his private parts >just as he had fun playing with hers. Serenity turned over in the spa. >Her butt was in the air. Howie: "And was catching a draft." >Serenity: "Please play with my butt. spank it, love it. Rub it. Also >continue playing with my pussy, please." The Backstreet Boys: "Oh no..." Mishiya: "Ugh!" Kawazoi: "Ick!" Satoshi: "Oh shit, we're dead." >Darien: "Sure." Kevin: "After I get the 12-gauge shotgun and run off to the UBCS." Satoshi: "U Been Car Smacked!" >He started by running his finger in the crack of her ass. He went >deeper and deeper into Serenity's crack. Satoshi: "Don't let the door smack you where the Good Lord cracked you." Nick: (As Darien) "I was wondering where my hidden stash of crack was at! >He ran his finger along the bottom of the long crack of her ass. Then >he found a hole. It was her asshole. Mishiya: "How many assholes do we got in this script?" (Then, they hear the entire world population yell out one thing.) Entire World Population: "YO!!!!" Mishiya: "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes." >Darien: "Please dear, take a deep breath so you asshole will open a >little." (All of them imitate farting noises.) >Serenity: "Yes, my love." > >Serenity to a deep breath and her asshole opened slightly enough so >Darien could get his finger in the hole. Satoshi: "And enough time for Vincent to end the madness by shooting at Anime Fantasy Knight." >He softly moved his finger in and around her asshole. He also >continued to move his finger in her ever throbbing pussy. Her pussy >was throbbing with excitement to his touching. Her body wanted more it >it. Her pussy craved it. Satoshi: "Redundant..." Kawazoi: "...Unnecessary..." Mishiya: "...And just plain..." The Backstreet Boys: "...WEIRD!!!!" >It was a great feeling to her. She moaned even more. her body gave off >a huge sensation that could be felt thoughout her body. She enjoyed >his touching her. He knew where to touch her most sensitive areas. Howie: "Didn't we establish this A LONG TIME AGO????" >Darien: "Do you like what you're recieving?" Satoshi: "I before E..." Kawazoi: "...Except after C..." Mishiya: "...Unless pronounced Ei as in Neighbor or Weight." >Serenity: "Yes, I want more. Give me more! I crave for it. I hunger >for it! It feels great!" > >It felt good to her. They continued for along while. Then Satoshi: "...The MSTing crew here goes postal and shoots everybody into oblivion." Mishiya: "Little dark today, Satoshi?" >they stopped. Brian: "NO ORGASM AGAIN?!?!?!?!" Nick: "THIS INSANITY MUST STOP!!!!" Kevin: "Oh shit... we still gotta suffer this intolerable crap???" Howie: "Yep." A.J: "I'm calling my lawyer. They don't pay us to do this crap!" >Darien got out and got one of the packages that he brought home. >Serenity looked at her husband. he had satisfied her. Satoshi: "It wasn't the first time that I've satisfied her and it wouldn't be the last." >She noticed that he pulled out a pink teddy made of polyester. Mishiya: "I knew it! It's a synthetics fetish!!!!" >Serenity: "Is that for me?" >Darien: "I hope you would put it on and model it for me." >Serenity: "Thanks. Can you help me dry off?" Satoshi: "Do it yourself." >Serenity steps out of the spa. Darien starts with her hair and her >head. Then he makes his way down her body and dries her pussy and her >butt. Then he finishes drying the rest of her body. Kevin: "Two hours later..." Nick: "...And our hit single, Shape of My Heart." >He puts the towel down and picks up the pink teddy that he bought for >her. Howie: "Four hours later..." Brian: "...And our hit single, Everybody." >Serenity: "Will you help me slip and put it on?" >Darien: "Sure." Satoshi: "Just let me get my clone." >Darien holds the teddy as Serenity puts her feet and legs into the >teddy. He begins to slowly pull it up. A.J: "Ten hours later..." Mishiya: "...And a Sailor Moon favorite, La Soldier." >Finally the bottom part of the teddy completely hugs her hips >and her beautiful pussy and crotch. The bottom part has settled in >place. Kawazoi: "Twenty hours later..." Satoshi: "...And Megumi Hayashibara's Breeze (Windstorm Mix)." >He then motioned her to put her arms into the straps. He places each >strap on each shoulder. Then he tucks her beautiful breasts into the >cups of the teddy. Darien steps back and takes a look of her at a >disstance. The Backstreet Boys: "Ninety hours later..." Satoshi, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: "...and Start It Up by the Rolling Stones." >Serenity: "Do I look beautiful to you? Do you like the teddy I am >wearing?" Nick: (As Darien) "No. I hate polyester." >Darien: "Yes. I want my woman to look her best. I bought it because I >love you." Satoshi: "And I say the things I say because I hate this fic." >Serenity: "I never worn a teddy before." Darien puts on clean clothes. >Darien: "Is it comfortible to you?" Mishiya: "Feels like a plastic bag." >Serenity: "Let me walk with it on and I will tell you." Kawazoi: "It still feels like a plastic bag." >Serenity began to walk. She walked to where the bed was. Brian: "And then into the shower, where she begins to masturbate..." Mishiya: "NO MORE USAGI'S USUAL MORNING FLASHBACKS!!!!" >Darien: "Well?" >Serenity: "Yes. Thank you!" Howie: "For bringing us here to read crappy fanfiction." Kevin: "NOT!" A.J: "There's only one good thing." Brian: "And that is?" A.J: "At least it's not a fanfic about us..." Nick: "True..." >Serenity goes up to him and gives him a hug. Mishiya: "And breaks his ribs." >Darien: "I love you, sweetheart, you earned it. You look stunning in >pink. I have 6 more teddies for you. They are all different colors. >You are very beauiful with it on." Kawazoi: (As Serenity) "Aw, shucks, you didn't have to say that." >Serenity: "Thanks." Satoshi: "For nothing." >Serenity moves to the couch. Darien joins her. Nick: "Darien gets an axe. Then, he buries the axe in Serenity's head and buries her behind a brick wall." Kevin: "Little dark today, Nick?" Mishiya: "NO MORE FLASHBACKS ABOUT THE BLACK CAT!!!!" Satoshi: "HEY! I like Edgar Allan Poe's stories. So, no bashing Poe." >Serenity clings on to her prince." Serenity got up and sat on Darien's >lap. Howie: (As Darien) "Strip, bitch. I'm paying by the hour!" Satoshi: *Grabs Howie's collar.* "If you say anything offensive towards women, you'll get the chance to meet Lucifer. Catch my drift?" Howie: "Caught." Satoshi: "Good." >Serenity: "Are you pleased with me?" Nick: "The question." >Darien: "I am very pleased with you." Nick: "The answer." >Serenity: "I am going in the other room. I will call you in a few >minutes." Mishiya: (As Serenity) "That way I can blow out of town while I still can!" >Darien: "Okay." Kawazoi: "It'll give him enough time to run while he still can." >Serenity goes in the other room and takes off the teddy. Satoshi: "To hang herself with." >She puts on a pair of Satin panties that has lots of lace in the >front. Kevin: "Two hours later..." >The lace is shaped in a V. Serenity slips on the panties. Nick: "Four hours later..." >She puts on a bra next and snaps it. Howie: "Six hours later..." >She tucks in her breasts into the cups of the bra. A.J: "Eight hours later..." >Next she puts on a slip and a skirt. Brian: "Ten hours later..." >She finds a blouse and puts it on. Kawazoi: "Twelve hours later..." >She puts her high heel shoes back on. Mishiya: "Fourteen hours later..." >Serenity calls for Darien. Satoshi: "Sixteen hours later..." >Serenity: "Darien!" >She calls for him excitedly. Darien walks in. Brian: "And shoots himself." >Darien: "Did you want to go for a walk?" >Serenity: "No, I have a gift for you. Do you want it?" >Darien: "Yes, where is it?" >Serenity: "I am the gift. Want to unwrap me and discover what lies >inside?" Nick: "Okay, first she gets married at the age of fifteen with her father's consent. Then, she reveals to Darien her freaky loss of both her bodily fluids and her body. Next, Darien buys her seven teddies, and finally, Serenity gets dressed just to fuck again? I seriously do NOT get this fic." Satoshi: "It's a bad lemon, Nick. Just nod your blonde head and smile." >Darien: "Sure, I will open my gift!" Kevin: (As Darien) "After I overdose on Prozac." >Darien takes of Serenity's blouse. Then he took off the skirt that she >wore. He then took off her slip. The only things left on her where her >bra and panties. A.J: "And redundancy." >Serenity: "Do you like my breasts?" Mishiya: "I just had a breast enlargement!" >Darien: "I think they are perfect. You are perfect in my eyes!" >Darien takes off Serenity's bra. He places on of his hands under her >left breast. The other hand on her right breast. Mishiya: "This is strip twister, people. Left hand on her left breast." Right hand on her right breast." >Darien: "Let my hands be your cups for your breasts for a while!" Satoshi: "Now he's a wonderbra?!?!?" Nick: "This is the new, limited edition Mamoru Wonder Bra!" Satoshi: "Nick, would you like to meet Madame Fist?" Nick: "Who's she?" Satoshi: *Punches Nick in the face.* "Madame Fist, meet Nick Carter." >Darien begins to kiss Serenity on her face. He continues to kiss her >and hold her breasts. Serenity's panties become wet from the >sensation. Nick: *While still rubbing his left cheek.* "I need to throw up..." Kawazoi: *Passes airsick bags to everyone.* "Use them whenever you need them." Satoshi, Mishiya, and the BSB: *They throw up systematically.* Kawazoi: "Nevermind." >Serenity closes her legs, which makes her wet even more. He removes >one of his hands from her breasts and puts it down the front of her >panties. He feels her pubic hair of her pussy. Satoshi: "THAT'S IT!!! THE PUBIC HAIR INSANITY MUST STOP!!!!" >Darien: "Almost totally moist, but not quite!" Nick: "Moist for what?" >Darien begins to lick Serenity's nipples while his hand is still >touching her pussy. Her pussy becomes warmer and even more wetter. Kawazoi: "More wetter??? That's a first-grade mistake." Mishiya: "Yep, this guy really wants some flames up his alley." Howie: *Grabs a flame-thrower and flames Anime Fantasy Knight.* >Darien: Just right, Very moist." >Darien lays her on the bed very gently. He then removes Serenity's >drenched wet panties from her wet and moist pussy. He slowly removes >her panties from her wet pubic hair of her pussy. Satoshi: "Minna, there is more pubic hair in this story than the entire history of Playboy and Playgirl Magazine combined. THIS PUBIC HAIR INSANITY MUST CEASE TO EXIST!!!!" >He puts her panties next to her high heels that she still wearing. He >feels and smells her panties. Nick: "PANTY SHOT!" >Serenity: "Is the smell pleasing to you?" >Darien: "Yes, a very sweet scent." >Serenity: "Please taste my pussy and see if it tastes good to you." >Darien: "Okay." Kevin: "Oh shit..." >Darien begins to licks his wife's warm and moist pussy. She moans with >pleasing excitement. Brian: (As Darien) "Needs some poison from the Sydney Funnel Web Spider. That way, I can bite the dust." >Darien: "Yummy, Serenity you taste so sweet just like the scent." A.J: "Which smells like shit." >Serenity: "...uuuh..Arigato! Do you want to lick my clit? It's >throbbing wanting to be licked." >Darien: "Okay." Mishiya: "Oh crud..." Kawazoi: "Is there a miracle?" Satoshi: "Nope." >Darien starts licking her clit. Her clit becomes very swolen. The >light pink pussy throbs with the slight touch of Darien's tongue. >Serenity's pussy continues to throb as the sensation increases. Her >pussylips were completely opened and they wide open just like a flower >that is in bloom. Howie: "Another piss-poor metaphor." >Then Darien took off his own clothes and inserted his penis into >Serenity's pussy. Mishiya: "Satoshi, what was it you said earlier in the season about the synonyms for the female sex organ?" >The vibrations and the trobbing continued to build. Serenity was now >making quieter moans. Nick: "How the fuck can you make quieter moans?" Kawazoi: "Try not to think too hard, Nick." Satoshi: "That's right. Like I said earlier, just nod your pretty, blonde head and smile." >Serenity was deeply enjoying the connection that Darien's penis joined >with Serenity's pussy. Darien felt that an orgasm was building inside >Serenity and he quickly removed his penis to see Serenity's pussy >suddenly began to cum uncontrolibly. Nick: "Finally, we have reached orgasm." Kevin: "After 4,969 hours, the author grew one brain cell and realized that human beings do have orgasms." >Serenity moaned again loadly Satoshi: "The new Twisted Sister album, Again Loadly." A.J: "Have you forgotten that Twisted Sister is no longer together?" Satoshi: "I know that. I just wanted to say it." >with deep pleasure, excitement and satisfaction. Darien then started >to lick her pussy that was covered with her natural love juices. Brian: "What is it with the love juices? OF COURSE THEY'RE NATURAL!!!" >Soon he had licked all the cum. Darien got and cleaned himself up and >then returned and cleaned his naked wife up. he took he wet pair of >panties off of her high heels. He gets another clean pair of panties >which were nylon and sliped them on her. He sets her on his lap. She >moans and sighs with great comfort and satisfaction. She soon returns >to normal. The Backstreet Boys: "No comment." Satoshi: "I think Serenity can clean herself up." Kawazoi: "Me too." Mishiya: "Me three!" >Darien: "Are you okay, my beautiful wife?" Satoshi: (As Serenity) "No." >Serenity: "Uh huh." >Serenity looks up at Darien with great love in her eyes. Mishiya: "Then, she blows his brains off with a 12-gauge shotgun." Nick: "What is it with you girls and 12-gauge shotguns?" >Darien: "Did I make you feel good?" >Serenity: "Yes, It felt wonderful. Did you like your gift?" Kawazoi: "No. I've already had sex with you already in Episode One." >Darien: "That's good. Yes I did." >Serenity: "Was my love juices sweet to you?" Brian: "No, they needed spider venom." >Darien: "Yes, Your natural love juices was rich and sweet." >Serenity: "Thank you for pleasing me. Can you put on my pink teddy on >me again?" A.J: "Hell no!" >Darien: "Your welcome. I think you needed it. Sure I will get it." Kawazoi: "Here comes the boring description..." >Serenity stands up and removes the panties that was placed on her. Nick: "Three hours later..." >Darien gets the pink teddy. Howie: "Six hours later..." >Serenity puts her legs through the two holes. Kevin: "Nine hours later..." >Darien slips it on her. Brian: "Twelve hours later..." >The bottom part of her teddy went into place. A.J: "Fifteen hours later..." >He then puts each of the straps of the teddy on each shoulder. Mishiya: "Eighteen hours later..." >He then gently tucks her breasts in the cups of the teddy. Satoshi: "Twenty-one hours later..." >Serenity: "Thank you. I like my new teddy. Thanks for putting it on me. I am hungry are you?" The Backstreet Boys: "AND I WANNA GO HOME!!!!" >Darien: "Your welcome. What ever you need, I will do it for you, >sweetheart. What would you like for dinner?" Satoshi: (As Darien) "Now, I'm Ted, the bellhop." >Serenity: "How about I do my homework that Mrs. Haruna gave me and >then you can take me out and fine a good place to eat, is that okay >with you?" Kawazoi: "That's out of character." Satoshi: "Serena doing homework?? Are you sure this fic doesn't take place in the Silver Millennium?" Mishiya: "Absolutely sure!" >Darien: "Yes, it's fine with me." >Serenity: "Thanks." Brian: "For nothing." >Serenity gets up and grabs her home work. She bent down and pick up >her home work. Darien watched bent over, Serenity's teddy moved with >her. Serenity went to the small table in the suite and began working. >He watched her work. She seemed to be dedicated to her new role as a >wife. Serenity wanted very much to please her prince which was now her >husband. Darien belonged to her just as much as She belonged to him. >For and hour Serenity did her home work and finally she was done. She >got up and put her homework away. Serenity went back to the chair and >sat back down. Satoshi: "Nine lines and we hadn't said a damn thing!" >Darien: "I am proud of you, my wife." >Serenity: "Why?" Mishiya: (As Serenity) "I have done nothing but made a fool of myself." >Darien: "For one you seemed dedicated to your new role. Two, you seem >not to be afraid of totally exposing your beautiful nude body to me. >Three, you even let me dress and undress you. I am happy you are >serious about your new role!" Satoshi: "If this is what a wife is supposed to be like, then I'm gonna end up staying single for the REST of my life! My grandpa would've wanted me to marry Anime Fantasy Knight." Kawazoi: "Why the hell would he want that?" Satoshi: "Because Grandpa Masato believes in the Ie system. Men rule over the women entirely, thus, that's why he'd think of Anime Fantasy Knight as a perfect husband..." Kawazoi: "Damn." >Serenity: "Thanks, I do it because I want to be the best wife you >could ever have. Nick: "You're his first, you idiot." Brian: "And fortunately, his last." >I expose myself to you and let you see me nude, because I love you. A.J: "Every single couple exposes themselves to have some sex, as well as a shower." >I am not afraid of showing off my beautiful nude body to you. Kevin: "You should be afraid of exposing it to us." Howie: "Be afraid... be VERY afraid." Satoshi: "Howie, that joke is so damn old." Howie: "At least I'm not 1/3 naked all the god damn time like she is." >I let you undress me beause I want you to love my body. I need your >love. Mishiya: "And I need to take my Effexor." >I let you dress me for the same reason. You make me happy. I am happy >to share my love and my body to you, please I ask a favor of you." Brian: (As Serenity) "Just let me get the chains and whips." >Darien: "Yes, what is it?" Satoshi, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: "Kill me, kill me now!!!" The Backstreet Boys: "Wishful thinking, girls." >Serenity: "I am frail and fragile. Be gentle with me, take care of >me. That all I ask. If you do, I will love you fo all time!" Satoshi: "Confucius says: 'Shit happens!'" Mishiya: "If shit happens, I deserve it." Kawazoi: "Shit happens on Saturday." Nick: "Trying to make a religious fool out of yourselves?" Satoshi: "Better than reading this lemon for one more line." >Darien: "I will do ask you ask, my love. I will take care of you." >Serenity: "I will get ready to leave. I will get dressed." Kawazoi: "I will prepare to leave this theater." Mishiya: "I will prepare to get ready for my date with A.J." Satoshi: "I will read 101 ways to kill Bad fanfiction authors. I will kill Anime Fantasy Knight. I will hang his body along with FloridaOrange's corpse." Mishiya: "Stop talking about that idiot." >Serenity gets dressed. Serenity comes out wearing a blue dress, >wearing high heels on her feet. Kevin: "No thread by thread description! It must be a biblical sign of the Apocalypse!!!" Satoshi: "Or of Ragnarok!" Mishiya: (As the Fenris Wolf.) "You're mine, Odin!" A.J: (As Odin) "HA! That's what you think." >Serenity: "I am ready. What do you think of me?" Brian: (As a talking Mamoru doll.) "You're beautiful, as always." >Darien: "You are beautiful, as always." >Darien and Serenity go out. For what they do or what they go will be >for next time. > >NEXT EPISODE: "Serenity's fantasy, Fantasy Sailor Moon Appears!" Satoshi: "The second episode is over at LAST!!!!" (INTERMISSION) Nick: "I don't wanna go back in there." Satoshi: "Unfortunately, you have to." Kevin: "I hate this job." Mishiya: "Hey A.J, do you want to, um, come with me in the side room?" Voice of Queen Serenity: "NO SEX DURING THE INTERMISSIONS!" Mishiya and A.J: "DAMN!" Howie: "I wish I was back on the tour bus." Brian: "Me too." Kawazoi: "Anybody want a drink of water?" The others: "HAI!!!" (Everybody grabs a bottle of water.) (END OF INTERMISSION) Sailor Mercury: "We now return you to our regular scheduled program." >Sailor Moon:Fantasy! [Hentai] Satoshi: "My fantasy is to kill Anime Fantasy Knight." >Episode:03 >"Serenity's Fantasy, Fantasy Sailor Moon Appears!" >By the "Anime Fantasy Knight." Mishiya: "Formerly known as Crystal Knight." >E-Mail: fantasyworldofsm@hotmail.com >Recommended for those 18 and over. Kawazoi: "Or the mental age of 18 or over." >Note: This Fan Fiction contains descriptions of nudity >and sex. Read at your own risk! Now on to the story! Brian: "We must venture into this fucked-up world again." > ~EPISODE:03 "Serenity's Fantasy, Fantasy Sailor Moon Appears!"~ Nick: "Fantasy Sailor Moon, the new stripper at the 'Kity Kat Klub'." Kevin: "That was weak, Nick." Nick: "So what?" >Darien took his wife Serenity out of the hotel and decided to let her >have a good time with him. He always wanted her to be happy as much as >possible. She felt safe around him. They walked for a long time. >Darien spoke up. Howie: "For the 100th time..." >Darien: "Serenity, where would you like to eat at?" >Serenity: "Why don't you choose, Surprise me!" >Darien: "Okay." Satoshi: "How about Chino's in Coconut Grove?" >Darien thinks for a bit and then he thinks of a place. The BSB, Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "Purgatory." >Darien: "How about that Sizzler Steak house?" Kawazoi: "SIZZLER???" Mishiya: "Who the hell does he think our Prince is? Al Bundy from Married with Children?!? Satoshi: "Hey! I liked Married with Children. At least he didn't take her to Burger King or McDonalds." >Serenity: "That's sounds good to me." >Darien: "Okay, Let's go inside." A.J: "Let's don't and say we did." >Darien and Serenity enter the resturant and ordered steak and the food >that all they could eat. Soon Darien had taken his newly wedded wife >to a dress shop. Darien took Serenity in. Brian: "Prepare for stupidity!" >Woman: "Hello, anything I can do for you?" Kawazoi: "How about making us an exit out of this theater?" >Darien: "I want to buy my wife a dress or two." Nick: "Or a hundred." >Woman: "We havy many types of dresses, what are you looking for?" Satoshi: "All of us want black, morbid-looking dresses." The Backstreet Boys: "EXCUSE ME????" >Darien: "Serenity, what kinds of dresses do you want?" >Serenity: "Long dresses, made of satin. I would like them to be in the >colors pink, yellow, blue or white." Kawazoi: "Can't she pick a more specific color?" Mishiya: "Nope." >Woman: "Ok, come this way." Satoshi: (As Ayeka) "PREPARE TO DIE!!!" Nick: (As Ryoko) "GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!!" >The woman showed Serenity many dresses. Serenity saw a yellow dress >with Crescent moons on it. Brian: "Stereotypical dress." >Serenity: "Can I try it on?" Kevin: (As the female sales clerk) "No, I've heard about you and your freaky loss of body control!" >Woman: "Sure, here is the dressing room." >Serenity goes in and puts on the dress and then comes back out. >Serenity then comes back out with the dress on. Howie: "Boring..." >Serenity: "What do you think, do you like it, muffin?" >Darien: "Yes, it looks good on you! Do you want it?" >Serenity: "Yes. Thanks." >Darien then hands some money to the woman. A.J: (As the Sales Clerk) "HEY! THOSE TWO RIPPED ME OFF!!! OFFICER, STOP THOSE TWO!!!!" >Woman: "Thanks. Enjoy." Satoshi: (As the female sales clerk) "Good thing I got out of this fic as fast as I came in!" >Darien then took Serenity to a local park. Darien held his princess' >hand. He thought to himself that he was lucky to have a such fine >young woman like her. Kawazoi: "He'd be a LOT more luckier if he had Satoshi." Satoshi: "So true." >Serenity: "Moon Crystal Power!" Mishiya: "Why is she trying to become Sailor Moon?" A.J: (As Anime Fantasy Knight) "Because I can make her do whatever I want her to do... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" >Serenity tries to transform into Sailor Moon, but nothing happened. >Darien: "What happened? Should you be Sailor Moon now? Right?" Nick: "Good question." >Serenity: "I should, but maybe I can't be Sailor Moon anymore, because >I am the Moon Princess." Satoshi: "Okay, and what was she before, an alien from the Moon?" >Darien: "Maybe, I think the Silver Crystal has lost most of it's power >after you saved Crystal Tokyo." The Backstreet Boys: "AUTHOR CONTRIVANCE!!!" >A tear came from Serenity's eye and fell on the Silver Crystal, >changing it's form and giving it a new shape and full of energy. Satoshi: "It changed into the shape of a penis." Mishiya, Kawazoi, and the BSB: "YUCK!!!!!!" >Darien: "It's beautiful, sweetheart! What is it?" Satoshi: "It's your dick." >Serenity: "The Fantasy Crystal. My fantasy was to be Sailor Moon >again, but not just a cute Sailor Moon. But a Sexier Sailor Moon." Mishiya: (As commercial guy from SM: Stupid.) "Right now you can buy lots of inane Sailor Moon surplus that you can't get in any store including..." Nick: (As commercial guy from SM: Stupid.) "Sailor Moon: The Plastic Explosive." Satoshi: (As commercial guy from SM: Stupid.) "Sailor Moon: The Blowup Doll..." Kevin: "Let's stop right here with this parody." >Darien: "Oh?" >Serenity: "Yes. Moon Fantasy Power!" Mishiya: "Here comes the very boring description." >Serenityis suddenly nude. Ribbons cover Serenity's pussy. A white pair >of satin bikini panties forms. Then Ribbons form around Serenity's >breasts and a strapless white stain bra forms. Then Ribbons form a >white, blue and red blouse. Then Ribbons form a light blue skirt >that's see though. Then red boots form and then the Moon tiara and the >red jewels form in the meatballs. Darien looks at his wife that just >transformed into Sailor Moon. The Backstreet Boys: "After nine-hundred hours later..." >Darien: "I think you are beautiful as always. What are you going to >call yourself?" Satoshi: "Anime Fantasy Knight's new slut." >The new Sailor Moon thought about it and then answered. >Fantasy Sailor Moon: "Because being a more sexy Sailor Moon was my >fantasy, I will call myself....Fantasy Sailor Moon. Mishiya: "And thus, that's why they call this fanfic Sailor Moon: Fantasy! and that's why we're reading it." >Then Fantasy Sailor Moon detransformed back into Serenity. Satoshi: "And once again, she's become chop liver..." >A few days later, Darien and Serenity returned to Tokyo. Thier friends >was very happy to see them again. They noticed that Serenity had >changed in many ways since they last saw her. Kawazoi: "Yeah, she changed into a gazillion pair of underwear." >Serenity would tell them how she had changed. They were living >peacefully and happy. Their peace is not to last, because a new >villain is coming.... Nick: "What a clever way of foreshadowing... NOT!" >NEXT EPISODE: "Serenity's new enemy!" The BSB, Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "It's Anime Fantasy Knight!" (INTERMISSION) Satoshi: "That was short." Kawazoi: "Too short." (END OF INTERMISSION) Nick: "And thus, our intermission is now shorter." Sailor Jupiter: "We now return you to our regular scheduled program." >Sailor Moon Fantasy! [Hentai] >Episode:4 >"Serenity's New Enemy!" >By: The Anime Fantasy Knight >E-mail: fantasyworldofsm@hotmail.com Satoshi: "It's the boring details again..." >Note: This fan fiction contains words and descriptions of nudity and >sex. Read at your own risk! Now on to the story! The Backstreet Boys: "Must we???" >~~~Episode: 04 "Serenity's New Enemy!" Mishiya: "And it's Anime Fantasy Knight." >Raye stripped off her clothes and stepped into the shower at her >grandpa's temple. Chad was just right outside. He watched Raye with >great interest. He had never seen Raye nude before and he waited for >her to come out. Then Raye exploded! Kawazoi: "...Into a million pieces!!!" >Raye: "!!!!Chad!!!!" Kevin: (As Chad) "Ooh... naked woman..." >Raye yelled at chad. Raye got a towel and covered herself up. Chad >removed the towel from Raye. Satoshi: "PERVERT!" >Chad: "Oh Raye, no need to cover up your beautiful body. I like you >that way. I love you!" Mishiya: (As Raye) "And just because you love me doesn't mean that you can steal my towel from me!" >Raye: "You love me?" >Chad "Yes. I always have." >Raye: "You know what I always wanted to do?" >Chad: "What?" >Raye: "I always wanted to have sex with you." >Chad: "You do? Me too. That's what I always wanted too." The Backstreet Boys: "Redundancy, thy name is Anime Fantasy Knight." >Raye: "Shall I choose what you want me to wear, so you can >take them off?" Satoshi: "Why do we gotta read this again?" >Chad: "Sure." Satoshi, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: "After I get your grandpa to join us!" >Chad and Raye went to Raye's bedroom and raye chose a dark red blouse >that was revealing showing her brests just a bit. She also chose a >selected a purple satin bra and matching panties to go with it. She >also selected a dark red skirt to go with it. She got a pair of purple >panty hose knee highs and purple high heel shoes. Chad watched Raye >gently slip everything on. Chad was in awe when he saw Raye in all her >glory. Raye spoke. Howie: "Same situation like in Episode 2, different characters." >Raye: "How do I look?" Kawazoi: (As Chad) "Like shit." >Chad: "You look beautiful." >Raye: "Do want to take them off and play with me?" Satoshi: "Not only is Anime Fantasy Knight redundant, he's also very UNORIGINAL!" >Chad: "Sure." Kawazoi: "After I prepare my will..." >Chad slowly took off Raye's clothes that she had on. Soon Raye was >nude again. He gently put Raye on her own bed. Chad then took his own >clothes off. He rubbed his penis on Raye's breasts. Raye could not >control her emotions. Chad then placed his Penis inside Raye's pussy. >He moved his penis in and out of the pussy muscles. Soon the pussy >muscles started to contract. And Chad moved his penis from out of >Raye's pussy. Raye remained on the bed for a while. Raye was still >trying to regain control of her emtions. Then finally Raye came out >of it. Kevin: "Where's the orgasm again?" Nick: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >Raye: "Wasn't that Great?" A.J: (As Chad) "No." >Chad: "Yes, we should do it more often." The Backstreet Boys: "Oh shit..." >Chad helps Raye up and they take a show together and clean up. >Meanwhile Lita and Serenity were walking. They were talking about >Serenity's marriage to Darien. Kawazoi: "The marriage is more like a mistress-servant relationship." >Lita: "How is your husband Darien treating you?" >Serenity: "Like a Princess." >Lita: "That's good. What do you want to do?" >Serenity: "Let's go to the mall." >Lita: "Okay." Brian: "Yet another boring conversation is finished." >Then suddenly a monster and his henchmen came out of nowhere. Kevin: "More stereotypical bullshit." >Dark Baron: "Capture those girls. We must kill all humans." >Serenity: "Let's transform! Moon Fantasy Power!" >Lita: "Jupiter Star Power!" Mishiya: "They even use the dub transformation phrases." >Serenity and Lita Transformed! Howie: (In a dumb voice) "No, duh... Me not understand why!" >Fantasy Sailor Moon: "Let's do it" >Sailor Jupiter: "Good! I will call the others! Raye, Mina, and Amy >come in." Satoshi: "They can't because they're having sex with each other." >Amy: "Amy here. What's up?" >Sailor Jupiter: "We have new villains, we need you at once." >Amy: "Right! Mercury Star Power!" >Raye: "Mars Star Power!" >Mina: "Venus Star Power!" >Sailor Scouts: "Scout Power!" The Backstreet Boys: (As CN Commercial guy) "More stereotypes than you can shake a wand at!" >Dark Baron: "Drezzel and Lord Kuug, destroy those pretty girls. I >think they are girls." >Drezzel: "Yes sire." Kawazoi: "They can't tell if they are girls or not???" >Drezzel threw flames at the Sailor Scouts. >Lord Kuug: "Well, I can tell that all of you except the one with the >pretty blond meatballs and the pony tails. I think....your name is >Fantasy Sailor Moon,. right? I think you are a male." Nick: "This story has reached new levels of stupidity." >Fantasy Sailor Moon: "I am not a male! I am a female. Don't make me >prove it!" A.J: "That's right, don't prove it." >Lord Kuug: "I still think you are a male!" >Drezzel: "Have some more flames Sailor Scouts!" >More flames came towards the Sailor Scouts. Brian: "People, I think we're gonna see just HOW stupid AF Knight is." >Fantasy Sailor Moon: "I am not a male! I will prove it." Satoshi: "Gratuitous nudity!" Nick: *Gets a nosebleed.* >Fantasy Sailor Moon took off her skirt and removed her panties. Her >panties were made of satin and were white. Soon Fantasy Sailor Moon's >golden blond pussy was showing. Lord Kuug still wasn't convinced. Satoshi: (sarcastically) "That should've been enough proof." Nick: "Gratuitous nudity!" >Lord Kuug: "I still don't believe you Fantasy Sailor Moon. >Sailor Mars: "Fantasy Sailor Moon, put your panties and your >skirt back on and finish those two!" Mishiya: "You tell her, Raye!" >Mars yelled at Fantasy Sailor Moon. >Fantasy Sailor Moon: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Sailor Mars why are you so >mean?!?" Kevin: "Stereotype number five thousand and sixteen." >Fantasy Sailor Moon pulled up her panties and her skirt and >called her Fantasy Moon Rod forth. > >Fantasy Sailor Moon: "Fantasy Heart attack....fire!" (All of them begin to laugh their asses off...) >Drezzel was defeated! >Lord Krug: "The next time you and me meet Fantasy Sailor Moon, I will >personally finish you off!" >Lord Krug disappeared. Satoshi: "And so should we..." >Later at Raye's temple..... >Serenity: "So they think I am a male huh?" Kawazoi: "Nah, it's just Anime Fantasy Knight that thinks you're a guy." >Raye: "Yeah, maybe we could go along with the gag. >Serenity: "I don't like it." The Backstreet Boys: "Neither do we!" >Darien: "Don't like what Meatball head?" Kawazoi and Mishiya: "The fact that your wife is mistaken for a guy." >Serenity: "Darien!" >Darien: Are you okay, my beautiful wife?" >Serenity: "Yes...we have new enemies." The BSB, Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "No, duh!!!" >Darien: "We if they hurt you, I will give them a wopping >that they won't forget. I love you sweetheart." A.J: "A wopping? Oh brother..." Brian: "How's he gonna kick their ass? By reading The Pit and the Pendulum to them?" >Darien and Serenity kiss. The curtain closes. Nick: "And we high-tail it out of this theater." >Next Episode: "Serenity's Surprise For Darien" >Be there! Kevin: "Unfortunately, we'll be there..." (INTERMISSION) Satoshi: "Just send us the damn story already!!!" (END OF INTERMISSION) Sailor Venus: "We now return you to our regular scheduled program." >Sailor Moon:Fantasy [Hentai] >Episode:05 >"Serenity's Big Surprise For Darien!" >By: The Anime Fantasy Knight >E-mail: fantasyworldofsm@hotmail.com >Note: This fan fiction contains words and descriptions of nudity and >sex. Read at your own risk! Now on to the story! Mishiya: "The same boring details again." Kawazoi: "How many more parts do we gotta go through?" Satoshi: "After this part, two more." Brian: "Oh, great..." Kevin: "Maybe we'll survive." Nick: "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger." Howie: "As musicians or as tolerance for this shit?" Nick: "Both." >******************************************************************** The Backstreet Boys: (singing) "Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky." >Serenity was sleeping in the bed with her husband Darien. Darien got >up early because her had to go to the college and then go to work. Satoshi: "This really doesn't sound like it's even after any of the seasons of Sailor Moon." >Darien: "I have to go sweetheart." Nick: "And get the hell out of this theater for a while." >Darien kisses his wife Serenity. Serenity makes a slight moan >in her sleep. Darien walks out the door. A few hours later Serenity >woke up and went into the kitchen. Luna greeted her. Mishiya: (As Luna) "Oh shit... and I thought I was out of this disaster fic." >Luna: "Good morning Serenity!" >Serenity: "Good morning Luna." A.J: "Boring conversation beginning." >Serenity was in her panties but she wasn't wearing any bra. Satoshi, Kawazoi, and Mishiya: "AS USUAL!!!!" >Luna: "What are you going to do today?" >Serenity: "I don't know. I know I am going to make this place spiffy!" >Luna: "How?" Kevin: "That's what I'd like to know." Howie: "I don't think we should..." >Serenity: "You'll see Luna." >Serenity dials the telephone and Raye answers. >Raye: "Hello?" >Raye answers sleepfully. >Serenity: "Hi, Raye, Serenity here. Did I wake you up?" Nick: (As Raye) "Yeah, you idiot. I was having a dream about Tuxedo Kamen and I..." Mishiya: "NO MORE REI AND DARIEN FLASHBACKS!!!!" >Raye: "No, not really." >Serenity: "Good. I need your help." >Raye: "How can I help?" >Serenity: "Do you have one of those temple robe sets?" >Raye: "Yeah,why?" >Serenity: "I want to purchase one from you." Satoshi: "It seems that we have reached new heights of stupidity here." >Raye: "Okay." >Serenity: "Can you come over to the apartment?" >Raye: "Sure. I need to go to the market too." >Serenity: "Thanks. Okay see you there. Bye." >Raye: "Bye." Kevin: "Boring conversation number 5,003 has been completed." >Serenity then hangs up the phone and then picks it up and dials Amy. >Amy: "Hello?" >Serenity: "Hi, Amy. Serenity here. Can you do me a favor?" >Amy: "Sure. What is it?" >Serenity: "Do you have any CD's?" >Amy: "Yes. What are you looking for?" >Serenity: "Do you have any Yanni?" (All of them laugh their asses off.) Mishiya: "YANNI?!?!" Satoshi: "That fucked-up guy with the long hair and stupid mustache. I hate Yanni. Maybe if this author had a brain cell or two, he would figure out that New Age artists Enigma and Enya are a HELL of a lot better than Yanni." Nick: "Yanni? Yep, this guy really is a flame-troll." Kevin: "We already knew that from the first sentence in the first chapter." Howie: "When does the hurting stop?" A.J: "Once we finish this chapter, we only have about two more episodes to go." Kawazoi: "Oh, shit..." Brian: "How come I'm not talking so much??" Voice of Sakura: "Because I hate the Backstreet Boys..." Voice of Queen Serenity: "Who doesn't???" Mishiya: "I DON'T!!!!" >Amy: "Yes I do." >Serenity: "May I borrow one?" >Amy: "Sure. I will bring one over." >Serenity: "Thanks." >Amy: "Welcome. I got to go,bye." >Serenity: "Bye." The Backstreet Boys: "Buh-bye!" >Serenity then calls Mina and Lita. They agree to come over and help >her. Then finally Raye arrives. Serenity opens the door. Satoshi: "She pushes Raye and yells out 'Tsuki ni kawatte, oshioki yo!" >Raye: "Hello Serenity." >Serenity: "Hi, Raye, thanks for coming." >Raye: "What are you up to?" >Serenity: "I am making a surprise for Darien." >Raye: "Oh,ok. Here's the temple robe set. It costs 10 dollars. Because >you're my friend and my leader and my future queen. Kevin: (As Raye) "...And my savior and my lover and my wife and my soulmate and my mother and my daughter and my..." Nick: "Kevin, let's not even go there." >So I will pay for it." >Serenity: "I can't let you do that." >Raye: "Why not?" >Serenity: "I want to be responible and pay for it myself." Kawazoi: "I HATE THIS FIC!" Satoshi: "We've already established that in the first chapter." >Raye: "I insist on paying for it." >Serenity: "Ok. If you really care for me I will let you, but if anyone >asks you if I bought a temple robe set, tell them I bought it,okay?" >Raye: "Sure. Here is some candles for you. They may come in handy. I >have to go. By Serenity." Mishiya: (As Raye) "...I'm out of this fic!!!" >Serenity: "Thanks, by Raye." Howie: (As Serenity) "I wish you luck!" >Raye: "Welcome. Bye." >Raye left and Amy entered. >Amy: "Hiya, Princess!" (The Backstreet Boys groan while the girls flinch in discomfort.) >Serenity: "Hello Amy." >Amy: "Here's five CD's of Yanni." >Serenity: "Thank you. I will return them tomarrow." >Amy: "No need. Keep them. They are my gift to you." Satoshi: "If anybody EVER gives me Yanni as a gift, I will proceed to shove the Chaos Weapon right up your ass!" Mishiya: "Ouch..." Kawazoi: "Now that's harsh." Satoshi: "Is it?" Nick: "When talking about Yanni, not really." >Serenity: "Thank you Amy!" >Amy: "I have to go. I got exams to study for." Kevin: "Stereotype II: Electric Boogaloo!" >Serenity: "Okay. Bye." >Next came Mina. Mina dropped off a tablecloth and a bottle of wine >with some glasses. then Mina left and Lita came by. Brian: (As Mina) "All right! I don't even have to speak to the bitch." >Lita: "Hello Serenity." >Serenity: "Hi, Lita!" >Lita: "What can I do for you?" >Serenity: "Can you teach me how to cook Chow Mein?" A.J: "...and how to impregnate it with Anthrax?" >Lita: "Sure. Do you have everything?" >Serenity: "Yes." >Lita: "Okay, good. Let's get started. You get me a big pot and I will >begin preparing everything. Brian: "The chains, the whips, whipped cream, strawberries and cherries." Nick: (As Lita) "Your nipples are the size of small cherries!" Mishiya: "Let's NOT even go there." >For over an hour Lita and Serenity prepared the dinner. Satoshi: "And they prepared to die." >Lita: "There you go. How about I come over here this time each day?" >Serenity: "Sounds good. Thanks." >Lita: "Welcome. Bye." Mishiya: "Here comes the long preparation sequence..." >Then Serenity prepared for Darien's return. Nick: "Forty hours later..." >She got the temple robe in her hand. Howie: "Sixty hours later..." >The temple robe set included the robe, a red bra and a red bikini >panties made of cotton. Serenity took off all her clothes and put on >the temple robe and the bra and panties that came with it. A.J: "Eighty hours later..." >She set the table. Now everything was ready. Serenity all had to do >was wait. Time passed and Darien entered the door. Brian: "A hundred hours later..." >Darien: "Meatball Head, I am home." >Serenity ran to him like a young deer. >Serenity: "Hiya muffin." (Satoshi gets three muffins. She gives one each to Kawazoi and Mishiya.) Satoshi: "On the count of three..." Mishiya: "One..." Kawazoi: "Two..." Satoshi: "Thre..." Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: *They begin munching on their muffin.* >Darien: "I see you have this place all nice and you are wearing a >temple robe." Kevin: "And that he is a MASTER of the obvious." >Serenity: "Come over here and sit down." >Darien: "Okay." >Darien sat down at one of the chairs at the table. Serenity came up to >Darien and unzipped his pants. Serenity pulled down the front part of >Darien's underwear until his penis popped out. The Backstreet Boys: "BOING!!!!" Mishiya: "BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!!" Kawazoi: "Let's not parody Oscar now..." >Serenity opened her mouth and began sucking his penis. Very quickly >pleasures began to over take his mind. Serenity kept this up until >Darien had an orgasm. Satoshi: "He has finally made the connection again..." >Then she got a wet wash cloth and cleaned Darien up. Afterwards, >Serenity put Darien's penis back inside his underwear Mishiya: "Boxers?" Kawazoi: "Briefs?" Satoshi: "G-String?" The Backstreet Boys: ?_? >and zipped up his pants. Serenity went and washed her hands and >quickly returned. Serenity then dished up their dinner and poured wine >for both of them. Then they did a toast. Satoshi, Mishiya, Kawazoi, and the BSB: "For death..." >Serenity: "For our Happiness." >Darien: "For our Happiness." >Serenity and Darien ate their dinner. >Darien: "You are the sweetest girl I have met." >Serenity: "And I am your Princess." >Darien and Serenity kiss. Kevin: "And so, the story should end now." >Else where.... Satoshi: "...In hell, Lucifer and his wife, Bakuretsu, are getting it on with each other." Mishiya: "...In the Shuukyouno Residence, Satoshi's parents are trying to conceive a ninth child." Satoshi: "Joke about my parents again, Mishiya, and I'm gonna let my entire family kick your ass!" >Dark Baron: How foolish, that Serenity wastes her time on Romance. She >has to be stopped!" Nick: "Finally, somebody agrees with me!!!" >Next Episode: "Serenity And Lita's Double Date!" Mishiya: "Double date??? If Serenity's already married, there's no need for a double date." (INTERMISSION) Satoshi: "Minna, only two more chapters to go." (END OF INTERMISSION) Sailor Uranus: "We now return you to our regular scheduled program." >Sailor Moon:Fantasy >Episode:06 >"Serenity And Lita's Double Date!" >By: The Anime Fantasy Knight >E-mail:fantasyworldofsm@hotmail.com >Note: This fan fiction contains words and descriptions of nudity and >sex. Read at your own risk! Now on to the story! Satoshi: "Same old boring words again..." >********************************************************** >Lita: "What does it feel like to be married?" >Serenity: "It's like a dream come true." >Lita: "Darien treats you well, doesn't he?" >Serenity: "Yes." >Lita: "What are you and Darien going to do tonight?" >Serenity: "We are going out on a date." (All of them laugh their asses off.) Nick: "Everybody knows that married people do not date! Sure they go out together and have a good time, but it's NOT called a date." >Lita: "How about a double date?" >Serenity: "Sounds good." >Lita: "Okay, it's settled. I will see you later tonight. Bye." >Serenity: "Bye." Satoshi, Mishiya, Kawazoi, and the BSB: "AGAIN!!!" >Lita left. Serenity then went for a walk. Then she was attacked by >Dark Baron and his new monster called: Demontor. Satoshi: (sarcastically) "Demontor?? Wow. That's original..." Mishiya: "How about Demented?" >He was ugly and had several arms. It looked like he was ready for a >fight. Serenity called for her powers. Kevin: (As Demontor) "Hey, little girl, do you know where the Kity Kat Klub is at???" >Serenity: "Fantasy Moon Power!" >Serenity transformed into Fantasy Sailor Moon. >Fantasy Sailor Moon: Give me your best shot!" Brian: "Okay. HEROIN OVERDOSE REFILL!!!!" >Demontor knocked Fantasy Sailor Moon down and planned to strike her. >Then the Sailor Scouts appeared! Howie: "Kevin, how many stereotypes are there in this story?" Kevin: "Too many to name, Howie." >Sailor Venus: "You will not harm her, Venus Love me Chain, smash!" >Sailor Mars: "Mars Celestial Fire, Blast!" >Sailor Jupiter: "Jupiter Dragon Strike!" Satoshi: (In a mocking tone) "Supreme Alpha Novae Pulsar!" Mishiya: (In a mocking tone) "Libra Kishin Execution!" Kawazoi: (In a mocking tone) "Gemini Ice Explosion!" >Demontor turned into dust. >Fantasy Sailor Moon: "Thanks, guys!" >Sailor Mercury: "Are you okay?" >Fantasy Sailor Moon: "Yes I am thanks. Hey, I have to go. Bye." >Fantasy Sailor Moon detransformed and continued on her walk. A.J: "To Hell." >********************************************************** >That night. Lita and Ken arrived at Darien and Serenity's apartment. Nick: "Why do I get the feeling that infidelity is the keyword in this scene?" >Darien: "Welcome. Make yourselves at home." >Ken: "Thanks." Brian: (As Ken) "Hey Darien, how about you and I watch the Spice Channel while the girls fuck each other?" Howie: (As Darien) "Sounds good to me!" >First they had dinner, then Serenity and Lita went into one of the >bedrooms. Mishiya: "Getting ready for lesbian sex." >Serenity: "You look nice." >Lita: "So do you." >Serenity takes off her clothes. Satoshi: "Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I do everyday. Say a nice comment then strip for that person." >Lita: "What are you going to do now?" >Serenity: "I am going to play with myself. Want to help?" >Lita: "Sure." Kawazoi: "Infidelity and lesbian sex. It's a double whammy!" Kevin: "This is going down hard, guys." Nick: "You said it!" >Lita then takes off her clothes. >Lita: "What do you want me to do?" >Serenity: "Please suck my nipples and play with my breasts." >Lita: "Okay." Mishiya: "Now it's a mistress-servant relationship with Lita and Serena." A.J: "And it's the common Lita x Serena lemon chapter." >Lita begins sucking Serenity's breasts. Ken and Darien noticed that >Serenity and Lita were playing with each other. Darien was the first >to take off his clothes. Then Ken was next. Satoshi: "YAOI ALERT! YAOI ALERT!!!!" Voice of Queen Serenity: "Don't get your hopes high, Satoshi." >Lita: "May I suck you penis?" >Darien: "If Serenity don't care." >Serenity: "Nope, go ahead." Brian: "DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY MORALITY ANYMORE?!?!?" Howie: "I think we've established that way back at the beginning." >Lita began sucked Darien's penis and Serenity did the same to Ken. >Later Ken put his penis inside Lita and Darien did the same for >Serenity. Pleasure over too Serenity and Lita. The pleasures was over >taking their minds. Satoshi: "WHAT?" Kawazoi: "You didn't get it either, did you?" Satoshi: "Not a damn thing." >Later, they felt satisfied. >Serenity: "I had a good time." >Ken: "Same here." >Darien: "Yeah." >Lita: "Ditto." >Ken: "We have to go." >Serenity: "Bye." >Lita and Ken left. Nick: "Boring conversation complete." >Serenity: "I love you." >Darien: "So do I." >Serenity and Darien stayed together for the rest of the evening. The Backstreet Boys: "And so did infidelity!" >Next Episode: "Serenity Becomes Pregnant Part 1 Satoshi: "Pregnancy, what a bitch!" Queen Serenity: "No intermission this time!" Mishiya: "DAMN!!!!" >Sailor Moon: Fantasy [Hentai] >by Anime Fantasy Knight Kevin: "...From Hell." >Episode 7: "Serenity Becomes Pregnant, Part 1!" >Note: This story is hentai, I am not responsible if you don't like it >or if you think that my work stinks, please keep it to yourself, >however if you like it, please e-mail me. This fanfic contains nudity. >Readers beware! >E-Mail: fantasyworldofsm@hotmail.com (Everybody grabs a flame-thrower and flames this story.) Satoshi: "I can state any opinion I want, got that, Anime Fantasy Knight?" >Serenity got slowly out of bed. She wasn't feeling good. Darien her >husband was worried. Mishiya: "We already know that Darien is her husband." >Darien: "Sweetheart, are you okay?" >Serenity barely made any response and she got back in bed. >Darien: "Should I call Ami?" Kevin: "He's mixing dubs and subs." Brian: "Kill him, kill him!!!!" >Serenity: "No, don't worry them with my problem." >Darien: "Ok. I have to go to work now. You rest, ok?" >Serenity: "Okay." Kawazoi: (As Serenity) "I think the poison's starting to take effect." >Darien leaves for work on the way there, he stops at the temple shrine >where Raye lives. >Darien: "Is Amy here?" Satoshi: "Why would AMY be at the temple?" Mishiya: "It's like what you said before. Nod your pretty blonde head and smile." Satoshi: "There's one problem." Mishiya: "And that is?" Satoshi: "I'm not a blonde." >Amy: "Yes. What's wrong?" >Darien: "It's Serenity, I think she has caught something. I think >she's sick." Howie: (As Darien) "And a little freak!" >Amy: "I will go take a look at her." >Amy goes to Mamoru and Serenity's apartment. She enters and finds >Serenity still in bed. Satoshi: (As Serenity) "Damn, I'm still alive." Brian: "Kill him! He's mixing dubs and subs again!!!" >Amy: "Princess...Are you okay?" >Serenity: "...fine..." >Amy: "No you're not! I am taking you to the doctor!" Kawazoi: "Aren't you a doctor, Amy?" >At the doctor's office, the doctor performed several tests and then he >came with the conclusion.... A.J: (as the Doctor) "She has taken the poison of a Sydney Funnel Web spider and it is too late to save her!" >Doctor: "Serenity Chiba is pregnant!" >Serenity: "Pregnant?" >Serenity faints! >Amy: "Pregnant? Oh dear! Wait till her husband finds out." Nick: "It sounds like that it's a nuisance to be pregnant to Anime Fantasy Knight." >TO BE CONTINUED.... > >Next episode: "Serenity Becomes Pregnant, Part 2!" > >Be there! Sorry this is short! Satoshi: "Don't be!" >This was completed on: 7/24/99 The Backstreet Boys: "WE ARE OUTTA HERE!!!!!" Satoshi: "Wait! We have to read the Read Me from Anime Fantasy Knight." >Sailor Moon Fantasy Read me and Disclaimer! Nick: "Backstreet Boys hightail it outta here!" >One: I don't own Sailor Moon and never will. Second, I like to write >Hentai my way and if you don't like the descriptions I give, then >don't bother e-mailing me or Iming me! Satoshi: "Let's IM him, just to annoy his ass!" >As any Hentai, This series has descriptions of nudity and it is up to >the reader if they wish to read it. And one last thing, this is a >spicy romance story anyway for those who love romances with the touch >of some evil placed inside the stories. Mishiya: "It's not romantic and the bad guys are a bit more smarter than you." >Website: http://www.angelfire.com/sk/fantasyworldofsm/index.html >AIM Name: FantasyKnt, MoonKnt09 Satoshi: "Everybody remember the website and the aliases, got it? Mishiya and Kawazoi: "Yep!" Satoshi: "Good. >Anime Fantasy Knight Satoshi: "Satoshi Shuukyouno." Mishiya: "Mishiya Koudouno." Kawazoi: "Kawazoi Saichino." Nick: "Nick Carter." Kevin: "Kevin Richardson." Howie: "Howie Dorough." A.J: "A.J. McLean." Brian: "Brian Litrell." (END OF FANFIC.) Satoshi: "This is even longer than the 3rd episode." Mishiya: "Yep... but it's too bad I won't get to see A.J. again." A.J: "Don't feel bad, Mishiya. You definitely will be my #1 fan." Mishiya: "Really?" A.J: "Yeah." (The girls and the Backstreet Boys leave the theater.) Satoshi: "I think I got back pain from sitting on that damn chair for too long." Queen Serenity: "How was it?" Satoshi: "Really, really unintelligent fanfic, Queen Serenity." Queen Serenity: "Whatever. Okay, Backstreet Boys, are you ready to go back to Earth?" The Backstreet Boys: "YES!!!" Queen Serenity: "Okay, here we go." (Queen Serenity teleports the Backstreet Boys back on the bus.) Satoshi: "Oh well, all good episodes must come to an end." Mishiya: "However, the really bad episodes go on forever!" Satoshi: "This is Satoshi Shuukyouno..." Mishiya: "...Mishiya Koudouno..." Kawazoi: "...And Kawazoi Saichino..." Satoshi, Mishiya, and Kawazoi: "...Saying bad lemon, good night!"